Sailor Stardust's College Essay Paper (Written by Me)

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Sailor Stardust's College Essay Paper (Written by Me)

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Postby NAveryW » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:04 pm

When SSD said that she was having a hard time writing a paper comparing and contrasting CA exams, I took it upon myself to do it for her. The result, I believe, is indistinguishable from something she'd write.

P.S. Before anyone asks, I called her that once while on Ambien.

P.P.S. Yes, I have permission from SSD to post this here. I wasn't actually going to post this on the forums, but she wanted me to.
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Postby chazthesilencer » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:45 pm

Amusing. Thanks for sharing that.
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Postby Iron Rooster » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:51 pm

It reminds me of what her train of thought would be while trying to write the paper.

What is a CA essay?
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Postby Action_Bastard » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:38 pm

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:19 pm

It was a paper where I was contrasting/comparing two different schools (my choice of grade level) in California.

Thanks for sharing the lulz with the other members, NAW-kun. This is funny. :yippee:


Iron Rooster wrote:reminds me of the train of thought when writing a paper


True. I'm personally reminded of THIS Sbemail (see also here ) though.
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Postby drinian » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:24 pm

Reminds me of today's xkcd, which is sadly accurate.

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Postby NAveryW » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:10 pm

drinian wrote:Reminds me of today's xkcd, which is sadly accurate.
The saddest part is that the person in the comic is still using a typewriter.
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Postby Chowwow » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:25 pm

.... So wait, did you seriously turn this in for a college assignment? What were you guys thinking? For real?!

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Postby NAveryW » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:32 pm

Chowwow wrote:.... So wait, did you seriously turn this in for a college assignment?
No.
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Postby Kaname Langley » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:50 pm

I stumbled across this and found it really funny, great work NAW... :clap:

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Postby CorporalChaos » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:04 pm

I lol'd, but this is seriously missing sock puppets making out with each other.
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Postby Eric Blair » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:29 am

Or NAW's banned "Melon in between the ass" avi; that would have lively upped this and made it a bit funnier.

By the way, this animated picture is about a girl carrying another girls, caressing her buttocks in a sensual manner while the unconscious guirl has a melon in between her as cheeks. Why? No idea, I just thought it would be funny... sometimes I lose myself while watching th soft animated fingers going round and round against the cell painted soft pinkish hues and undertones of the other girl's ass.
I think it has to have some kind of deeper, hidden meaning, but maybe that's just me and my inner geek.
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