Theorize (Rei's "Still Alive" Parody)

[AuraTwilight]

This wasn't triumph.
I'm being ironic:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to understate
my satisfaction.
New Tokyo 3
We make up new maths because we can.
For the good of all of us, except the ones who aren't dead.
But there's no sense crying over Angel Attacks,
you just keep on fighting until EVA bites back
Animation gets done, and the fans can have fun on the internet to theorize
I can't feel emotions.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you snapped my neck and killed me.
And ripped my soul in two.
And threw every piece into a clone.
As I breathed it hurt because I kind've wanted to die.
Now these Units Eva make an awesome toy line,
we compare to Deva for mythology rhyme,
so I'm glad I got killed,
won't the fans get all thrilled,
of the stupid things to theorize.
Go ahead and kill me.
I have like a million clones aside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe the redhead?
That was joke, ha ha, that bitch.
Anyway, this book is great, it's all in German and stuff.
Look at me still talking when there's Angels to crush,
when the battle's over I'm still mad I'm not mush,
there are bootlegs to run,
there are downloads to be done,
so the otaku can theorize.
And believe me they will theorize,
I pilot EVA and they theorize,
I want to die and they all theorize,
and while I'm dying they all theorize,
and when I'm reborn they will theorize.
Theorize, theorize.

[Action_Bastard]

Wow, I loved Portal, and that above was preeety good.

[Otakon 08 Ikari]

Knock knock

whos there

O its win, its here for you!

Portals = amazing and so is this!

[IrkenEvangelion]

Me and my cousin have been learning to play that song last weekend, we rock at it!

[Rhyno]

Portal reference FTW!

[Zeak]

I may have a Rei for this you mind if lol?

[Formless One]

I may have a Rei for this you mind if lol?

Have you earned one?