With Apologies to Sailor Stardust

NAveryW · Postby **NAveryW** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:31 pm

Though that post had some funny things, I kind of feel like it went a bit too far in terms of content. I'm not trying to backseat moderate (at least, I think I'm not); I just don't want this post to get locked because people post graphic stories without them being mixed up enough to not be so explicit.

Postby **Sailor Star Dust** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 1:50 pm

On the plus side it does seem to be garbled that it doesn't make a whole lot of sense but there were still some borderline parts.

How about this to prevent the thread from getting locked: If you MUST post graphic stories at least make sure it's "mixed up enough to not be so explicit"; the forums do have an unofficial(?) rule about no dirty stories unless it's a link after all.

SeanTucker · Postby **SeanTucker** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:17 pm

Sorry. (please don't hurt me please don't hurt me)

Formless One · Postby **Formless One** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:21 pm

Don't worry. No ones going to hurt you. Well just lobotomize you and make you mindlessly parrot Reichu. :pwnd:

SeanTucker · Postby **SeanTucker** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:28 pm

OH PLEASE GOD NO ;_;

haha

Postby **Sailor Star Dust** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:37 pm

SeanTucker wrote:Sorry. (please don't hurt me please don't hurt me)

No worries. I believe in giving everybody a fair chance with things. ;)

NAveryW · Postby **NAveryW** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:45 pm

My favorite part of SeanTucker's post:

He could taste remnants of her pajama material.
She moaned softly and began to unbutton her tongue.

pat457 · Postby **pat457** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:39 am

NAveryW wrote:My favorite part of SeanTucker's post:

He could taste remnants of her pajama material.
She moaned softly and began to unbutton her tongue.

This brings us to a question: Do normal humans have the ability to unbutton their tongues in special situations? Or is this ability restricted to certain human beings? :toothy:

Another gold:

She fell into Rei’s hungry mouth.

zimlord · Postby **zimlord** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:23 am

pat457 wrote:This brings us to a question: Do normal humans have the ability to unbutton their tongues in special situations?

I can.

Sharaz Destler · Postby **Sharaz Destler** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:26 am

I think there's someone on here whose tongue is a zipper, am I right?

SeanTucker · Postby **SeanTucker** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:01 pm

Bento Box, double-garbled:

Im looking for a Bento Box, it would be made in china or more kotoba thats Japanese for pink or something like that, plus 2 compartments and it CANNOT have to post pics of ceramic, or any girl color.
It has to make shure it's kawaii Im looking for a Bento Box, it would be be chibi small sized.
And it can get wet and has be of 2 or more kotoba thats Japanese for pink or something like that, plus 2 or any girl color.
It has to post pics of 2 or any girl color.
It has to make shure it's kawaii cute.
Also it CANNOT have to post pics of ceramic, or be made in Japan.
and i would be pinku ..
Im looking for pink or more kotoba thats Japanese for a Bento Box, it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made of ceramic, or any girl color.
It has to post pics of 2 compartments looks more kotoba thats Japanese for pink or be made in Japan.
and has be made out ...

The Imperialist · Postby **The Imperialist** » Sun Aug 24, 2008 3:17 pm

..... (Golgo 13)
*face palms around 50 times

Two words: Bloody hell.

Sharaz Destler · Postby **Sharaz Destler** » Sat Jan 24, 2009 10:29 pm

He found his member rapidly becoming hard nipples straining against his chest.

Now *there's* a surreal image for you.

Yep, ya might wanna lay off the acid for a few days, Shinji, my lad.

Joseph the PRPD · Postby **Joseph the PRPD** » Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:49 am

@ This whole thread.

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:blink: -> :jawdrop:

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