The "Tell a Story With (Mostly) Smilies" Thread.

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The "Tell a Story With (Mostly) Smilies" Thread.

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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:00 pm

:misato_service:
:love:

:drool:

:fap:

:sperm:

:asuka_miffed:

:asuka_geh:

:hide:

:blush:

:crybaby:

:asuka_geh:

:gunmouth:

:resurrect:

-FIN-
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Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James

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Postby Reichu » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:10 pm

I knew I had added too many of the things...
さらば、全てのEvaGeeks。
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:14 pm

:lol: Yeah, maybe a few too many. But it makes games like this possible! :ting:
Cinelogue & Forced Perspective Cinema
^ Writing as Jonathan Henderson ^
We're all adrift on the stormy seas of Evangelion, desperately trying to gather what flotsam can be snatched from the gale into a somewhat seaworthy interpretation so that we can at last reach the shores of reason and respite. - ObsessiveMathsFreak
Jimbo has posted enough to be considered greater than or equal to everyone, and or synonymous with the concept of 'everyone'. - Muggy
I've seen so many changeful years, / to Earth I am a stranger grown: / I wander in the ways of men, / alike unknowing and unknown: / Unheard, unpitied, unrelieved, / I bear alone my load of care; / For silent, low, on beds of dust, / Lie all that would my sorrows share. - Robert Burns' Lament for James

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:18 pm

:rei_dance:

:zer_sweatdrop: uhhh....

:rei_meh: ...

:asuka_miffed: baka...

:yui_grin: i think anno's finally expressing himself!
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Re: The "Tell a Story With (Mostly) Smilies" Threa

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Postby NAveryW » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:25 pm

Image

Image

:fap:

:sperm:

Image

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

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Postby Themaninblack » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:21 am

:shinji_eyebrow: :asuka_miffed: :asuka_stare: :asuka_happy: :shinji_blush: :misato_service: :shinji_blush: :sadomaso: :spank: :sadomaso: :spank: :sadomaso: :spank: :sadomaso: :tentacles: :sperm:

:asuka_happy: :asuka_thumbsup: :shinji_boohoo:
I won.

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Postby NAveryW » Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:39 am

Crap, I'm losing! I'll think of something better tomorrow...
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Postby BrikHaus » Mon Feb 18, 2008 1:12 am

:scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head:
:scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head:
:scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head:
:scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head:
:scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head:
:scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head: :scanners_head:
Awesomely Shitty
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
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-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity

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Postby UrsusArctos » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:29 am

Brik, that's giving me a headache just looking at it.

Anyway-
:sniper::gendo::mwahaha::inquisition:

I'll leave you to guess what that means.
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:39 am

:shoot2kill: :butbutbut: :sniper: (He's impervious to snipers! Arggh!)

Meanwhile...

:w00t:

:::::::::::

:sniper: :deadhorse: :guitarpunk: :guillotine: :headbang: :conscience: :headbeat: :duel: :catfight: :chainsaw: :shoot2: :shoot1: :eatbomb: :catfight:

:siren: :siren: :siren:
ADMINS DO SOMETHING!!!! GUNS N'S CHAOS ARE TAKING OVER EVAGEEKS!!!!

ARRRGGH!
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:05 am

:finger: :finger: :finger:
:jawdrop:
:finger: :blahblah: :finger: :blahblah:
:argh:
:vomit_duo: :finger: :thehand: :blahblah: :finger: :thehand: :blahblah:

:headbash: :explode:

:argue: :catfight: :duel: :headbeat: :pwnd:

:gun-shades: :sniper:

:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

:finger: :blahblah: :finger: :blahblah:

:flamethrower: :handshake:

:resurrect: :chainsaw: :worship:

:fighter: :duel: :duel: :duel:

:scanners_head:

:beavis:

try to find out the storyline, it shouldn't be hard
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Postby chee » Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:17 am

:gendo:

:rei_blush:

:gendo_kimura:

:rei_hissyfit:

:sperm:

:beavis:

or

:stimpy_aha:

:gendo:

:stimpy_sad:

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Postby Sachi » Mon Feb 18, 2008 11:42 pm

THIS IS SHEAR GENIUS!!!

:misato_service: :boingy: :jiggy: :gendo: :rei_hissyfit: :gendo_kimura: :rei_dance: :harpy_liplick: :asuka_sad:
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Postby Zuggy » Fri Feb 22, 2008 10:22 am

This is NGE fandom:

:blahblah:

:rofl:

:blahblah:

:wife:

:blahblah:

:protest:

:sorry:

:rulez:

:gavel:

:jail:

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Postby BrikHaus » Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:55 pm

Don't you mean that's the story of you on Eva Monkey Forums?
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-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
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Postby thewayneiac » Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:57 pm

Once upon a time, the Eva Commentary project was announced.
:thumbsup: :peace: :clap: :w00:

The evil villain Rah Otaku tried to participate, even though Reichu had instituted a "No Rah" rule, so Sharp-kun banned him.
:rulez: :jail:

After episode 04 everything ground to a halt for years and years and years. :( :dejected: :frowny: :verysad: :sniffle: ;_; :crybaby: :boohoo: :bawl: :spout: :ehh: :scared: :zzz:

But finally it returned as the Evageeks Project (with a mostly new cast of characters).
:thumbsup: :peace: :clap: :w00: :boingy: :woohoo:

And they'll all live happily ever after, provided the commentary itself gets started again soon.

The End.

Probably too much text, but oh well...
Rejoice, glory is ours. Our young men have not died in vain. Their graves need no flowers. The tapes have recorded their names.
I am all there is.
Negative! Primative! Limited! I let you live.
But I gave you life.
What else could you do?
To do what was right.
I'm perfect, are you?

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Postby chee » Fri Feb 22, 2008 11:57 pm

HE JOCK IT MADE OF STEEL

:yippee:

EATS SUSHI FROM A PAIL

:w00t:

JET JAGUAR? JET JAGUAR!

:w00:
HE MOTHER NEVER REALLY LOVE HIM

:woohoo:

HE CRIMEFIGHTING COVERS UP A BASIC INSECURITY

:yippee:

HE DICKEY COVERS UP AN ADAMS APPLE THE SIZE OF A TOYOTA

:shinji_eyebrow:

HE BASICALLY GOOD HEARTED BUT HE'D LIKE TO SMASH THAT KID AGAINST A ROCK

:shinji_boohoo:

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

:jiggy:

WHO'S THERE?

:toothy:

HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE JACK NICHOLSON

:pyro:

DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT, IT WILL STAY THAT WAY

:boingy:

YAHMMMAAHOAAHOAAAUGH!

:pwnd:

DON'T TOUCH MY BAGS IF YOU PLEASE, MR. CUSTOMS MAN

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Postby Sachi » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:12 am

:bigguns:
I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Let's see how you 'handle' it.
:gun-shades: :sniper: :duel: :headbeat: :conscience: :slapslap: :argue: :catfight:
:shoot2kill:
Haha! I win!
:mwahaha: :devil: :evillaugh:
:sachi_atf:
WHAT! AN AT FIELD!?
:eva01_gwar: :eva01_roar: :eva01_huff:
OMG, HE'S GONE BESERK!
:help: :gunmouth: :deadhead:
:waddle_shrug:
The End?
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Postby Ornette » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:18 am

:misato_service:

:fap:

:revelry:

:asuka_stare:

:fap:

:kaos_beer:

:hikari_happy:

:fap:

:kampai:

:ritsuko_mug:

:fap:

:chug:

:rei_dance:

:fap:

:cheers:

:zzz:

:koolaid:

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Postby Reichu » Sat Feb 23, 2008 12:23 am

I think Ornette just posted the story of his life.
さらば、全てのEvaGeeks。
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