What's the Best EVA Weapon?

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What's the Best EVA Weapon?

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Postby BeserkerUnit-01 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:20 pm

I want to know everyone's favorite weapon. Please note, the Lance of Longinus does not count. Why? Because it sucks, it penetrates all ATFs. So if you put that, get a new weapon. I personally like my idea of the Prog Sword, but if you won't count it, the Utility Knife is my favorite actual weapon.
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Postby Anonymous_Evafan » Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:11 pm

The Evas natural godly powers that NERV goes to great links to surpress. Just look at the way Yui WTFPWNED poor Zer.
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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:18 pm

other than the LoL, the positron rifle in Operation Yashima (go see episode six to know wtf I am talking about, all you n00bs)
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Postby Sachi » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:29 pm

The Eva's mouth
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Postby Xard » Wed Feb 13, 2008 7:20 am

By the effectiveness it has to be prog knife

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Postby Mr. Tines » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:31 pm

The Magoroxx (or whatever the official Romanization is) Sword -- think progressive katana.
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Postby BobBQ » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:58 pm

The best Eva weapon is a pilot with vis head screwed on straight.

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Postby Anonymous_Evafan » Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:03 pm

You mean an Eva that doesn't need a pilot right?
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Postby Themaninblack » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:14 pm

BobBQ wrote:The best Eva weapon is a pilot with vis head screwed on straight.



REALLY? I thought it was the more nutty a pilot was the better piolt they where.
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Postby Zuggy » Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:50 pm

The dark green rifle that Rei uses against Leliel and Armisael. I always thought that looked the coolest of all the Eva weapons.

Someone should post that picture of 01 kneeling with all the weaponry from the show laid out around it on the ground.

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Postby BobBQ » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:10 pm

Zugzwang wrote:The dark green rifle that Rei uses against Leliel and Armisael. I always thought that looked the coolest of all the Eva weapons.

The AI-AWM, you mean. I flinch whenever I see it, on account of "omg awp whore".

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Postby Logan Payne » Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:17 pm

Easy: Sho's hands. rip your FACE OFF. Break your neck. Rip out your entry plug and crush it without fail.


P.S. Lance is a good thing to disqualify 'cause I woulda picked it to.

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Postby RandomStuff » Wed Feb 13, 2008 8:39 pm

Prog Sword [or whatever it's called, double chainsaw
Though if we have to pick stuff they actually use I'd say the Eva assault rifle and the good ol' prog knife
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Postby BEsERk EVA01 » Wed Feb 13, 2008 9:11 pm

BobBQ wrote:
Zugzwang wrote:The dark green rifle that Rei uses against Leliel and Armisael. I always thought that looked the coolest of all the Eva weapons.

The AI-AWM, you mean. I flinch whenever I see it, on account of "omg awp whore".


That rifle is DA BOMB! I'd choose it above all else...
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Postby Reichu » Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:46 am

Kids, kids. There is no such thing as a "progressive sword". There are, however, the Magorox and the Countersword (they form a set).

Also, AEF's post wins.
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Postby Operation Yashima » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:44 am

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:other than the LoL, the positron rifle in Operation Yashima (go see episode six to know wtf I am talking about, all you n00bs)


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Postby The Imperialist » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:51 am

Berserk mode… like it, as it augments the Eva from not just a biological weapon, but to a CRZY biological weapon
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Postby mrpanda » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:31 pm

The please no rebuild spoilers outside of the rebuild forum, i might not have done much to the angel but its damned cool anyways.
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Postby BrikHaus » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:36 pm

Please watch the Rebuild spoilers.
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:07 pm

I say the progressive plane that split israfel in half. second is the prog knife.

if we're talking about fantasy weapons...maybe a progressive spear or a rod with two ends that are progressive (blunt weapon). if you have a progressive rod with a high sync ratio, you could seriously damage a lot of stuff...seriously.
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