Alien vs. Predator vs. Evangelion

[BrikHaus]

Okay, so after a bit of discussion with Anti-Goth in the IRC, I've decided to bring up an important question for those who know Evangelion best. Hopefully, the Eva experts on this forum will be able to shed some light on the question we've been talking about.

Based on visual evidence from the series, as well as supporting evidence from the Red Cross Book and CI, we can be certain of two things:

1.) Humans come from Lilith.

2.) Angels come from Adam.

So, that brings to light to question that seems to have caused a great deal of confusion. Namely...

3.) Where do Aliens and Predators come from?

[The Imperialist]

Is it really relevent, or are you taking it seriously?
If you are taking it seriously, it is possible from either one of them. Just the evolution process took a radical turn within the billions of years.

[yokuchi]

it is possible from either one of them. Just the evolution process took a radical turn within the billions of years.

That's what I was going to say...Rawr.

And, maybe this should go in the off-topic forum.

[Anti-Goth]

If you are taking it seriously, it is possible from either one of them. Just the evolution process took a radical turn within the billions of years.

The one big problem is that the Aliens and Predators come from other planets. (Duh.) So, possibly they were spawned on the planets where more of the FAR's 'moons' landed.

[The Imperialist]

Ummm... exactly. Maybe I should have made that more clearer, but yes, this 'evolution' took place on other planets, BUT this is assuming that Aliens and Predators are in the same 'universe' as Eva.

[Reichu]

Ummm... exactly. Maybe I should have made that more clearer, but yes, this 'evolution' took place on other planets, BUT this is assuming that Aliens and Predators are in the same 'universe' as Eva.

Aliens and Predators use Franchise Magic to cross over in all universes.

Were the FAR wiped out by xenomorphs? Is there a white giant slumbering on the Predators' homeworld?

[The Imperialist]

Who said the FAR are extinct? But seriously, does this actually really matter? (serious questions)

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

well, there ya go again with yer fanwanking :roll:

[The Imperialist]

What? What did I do?

[Anti-Goth]

Were the FAR wiped out by xenomorphs? Is there a white giant slumbering on the Predators' homeworld?

My god, Reichu, I think I love you.

It all makes sense...perhaps the giant 'Space Jockey' in Alien was a FAR!

[The Imperialist]

May somebody forgive me.
*Puts neck through a noose*
*Kicks chair away*
*ZZZAAAAPPP (divine intervention)*
THUD!
Alright, somebody did forgive me AACCKK *cardiac arrest*

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

well, this must be the first recorded suicide on EGF

[The Imperialist]

I hope you did not take it seriously.

[NAveryW]

The xenomorphs were created for military purposes by the Space Jockeys. At least, that's what some of the extended material states.

In any case, there were more Seeds of Life than just Adam and Lilith. Seeds were spread to various planets. Therefore, the Space Jockeys and the Yautja came from non-Adam, non-Lilith Seeds of Life (though there may just be Adam-type and Lilith-type; if that's the case, they probably both came from Lilith-type or a facehugging might result in Third Impact).

[The Imperialist]

DOn't feel bad, but my hand is temptingly reaching for the window lock.

[Reichu]

Imp, one complaint about how you think the thread sucks will suffice, okay?

[Anti-Goth]

there were more Seeds of Life than just Adam and Lilith. Seeds were spread to various planets. Therefore, the Space Jockeys and the Yautja came from non-Adam, non-Lilith Seeds of Life (though there may just be Adam-type and Lilith-type; if that's the case, they probably both came from Lilith-type or a facehugging might result in Third Impact).

I can feel an interesting crossover comin' on! =D

[Reichu]

But then wouldn't the Space Jockeys and the Yautja technically need to be humans as all Angels (= Definition 2) are, or are we going to derail certain "assumptions" here?

[NAveryW]

Well, all right, then. The Space Jockeys and Yautja could be human in the same sense that the Adam-derived Angels are human.

We may need a fourth Judeo-Christian progenitor, though. Does one exist? Or are we going to have to go to other religions?

OOH! OOH! WAIT!!!

Scratch that. I've got a great idea, and I'm going to use it for a doujinshi. That's right, I'm not going to write a regular fanfiction. It's cool enough to be a comic.

/No, it will not have pr0n.

Thanks, Brik and Reichu!!!

EDIT: I have dibs on the first EvangAlien fan work. It probably won't involve the Predator, though; someone else may use him if desired.

[Skullraper]

I can feel an interesting crossover comin' on! =D

Don’t even joke about that!

Something we need to keep in mind is that Evangelion and ALIEN take place in two different fictional universes. Also, as a self respecting ALIEN fan I don’t consider AvP canon to the ALIEN franchise. In other words Aliens and Predators don’t coexist. Nor do either coexist with the FAR or any of their progeny. Sorry if I ruined anyone’s fun.