Does anybody know of any Evangelion related jokes?
like knock-knock jokes, Chuck Norris jokes, chicken across the road jokes??
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NAveryW wrote:My first post on the Anime Nation Evangelion board was a list of Chuck Norris jokes. However, I can't find the post now. <=(
At the bottom of the harbor, where it belongs.
Not jokes per se, but humorous product ideas that old Chuck Shandry has told me.
Kaworu Pez dispenser: 1 use only.
Nerv condoms: 27 layers of protection.
There was one more, I think involving Rei, but I can't remember right now.
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From a classic A/S H-fic, Bodyheat:
"NERV Brand Condoms: When your love is as strong as an AT Field." :)
Also, THAT BOARD tends to use Rei puns, eg: OREILY?
"NERV Brand Condoms: When your love is as strong as an AT Field." :)
Also, THAT BOARD tends to use Rei puns, eg: OREILY?
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The Eva Monkey wrote:NAveryW wrote:My first post on the Anime Nation Evangelion board was a list of Chuck Norris jokes. However, I can't find the post now. <=(
At the bottom of the harbor, where it belongs.
Not jokes per se, but humorous product ideas that old Chuck Shandry has told me.
Kaworu Pez dispenser: 1 use only.
Nerv condoms: 27 layers of protection.
There was one more, I think involving Rei, but I can't remember right now.
gotta call epic on that one. those are funny
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Ok a real Joke.
Shinji, Asuka, Toji and Hikari are on a train together Traveling Through Tokyo-3 Toji and Shinji on one side of the car and Asuka and Hikari on the other. All is Quite.
The train goes into a tunnle and the lights go off for a second. There is the sound of a loud slap. The train comes out of the tunnle and Shinji has a big red Hand print on his face.
All is Quite.
Shinji Thinks.
Toji must have grabed one of the girls in the dark and they him missed and got me.
Asuka Thinks. Shinji that perver must have gone to grab me in the dark and missed and got Hikari instead who slaped him.
Hikari Thinks. Shinji that pervert must have grabed Asuka in the dark and she belted him.
Toji just sits there quietly to him self.
He Thinks Man I cant wait for another tunnel so I can belt Shinji again.
Shinji, Asuka, Toji and Hikari are on a train together Traveling Through Tokyo-3 Toji and Shinji on one side of the car and Asuka and Hikari on the other. All is Quite.
The train goes into a tunnle and the lights go off for a second. There is the sound of a loud slap. The train comes out of the tunnle and Shinji has a big red Hand print on his face.
All is Quite.
Shinji Thinks.
Toji must have grabed one of the girls in the dark and they him missed and got me.
Asuka Thinks. Shinji that perver must have gone to grab me in the dark and missed and got Hikari instead who slaped him.
Hikari Thinks. Shinji that pervert must have grabed Asuka in the dark and she belted him.
Toji just sits there quietly to him self.
He Thinks Man I cant wait for another tunnel so I can belt Shinji again.
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I Like that one
THe reason I was aking for Eva related jokes-puns is because Id never heard a story joke like Zeak posted
bump the humor
THe reason I was aking for Eva related jokes-puns is because Id never heard a story joke like Zeak posted
bump the humor
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Zeak wrote:Ok a real Joke.
Shinji, Asuka, Toji and Hikari are on a train together Traveling Through Tokyo-3 Toji and Shinji on one side of the car and Asuka and Hikari on the other. All is Quite.
The train goes into a tunnle and the lights go off for a second. There is the sound of a loud slap. The train comes out of the tunnle and Shinji has a big red Hand print on his face.
All is Quite.
Shinji Thinks.
Toji must have grabed one of the girls in the dark and they him missed and got me.
Asuka Thinks. Shinji that perver must have gone to grab me in the dark and missed and got Hikari instead who slaped him.
Hikari Thinks. Shinji that pervert must have grabed Asuka in the dark and she belted him.
Toji just sits there quietly to him self.
He Thinks Man I cant wait for another tunnel so I can belt Shinji again.
wow......thats funny
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Is that a joke that you made up Zeak?
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Fixed.
Gendo and ritsuko are at a bus stop with 10 Rei clones.A blind man
walks up and waits for the bus also.The bus soon comes but the driver
only lets on ritsuko and the Rei clones.Gendo and the blind man are
left to walk home on foot.About a mile later,gendo gets tird of hearing the
clacking of the blind mans walking stick and says...
"I wish you had put a piece of rubber on the end of that stick of yours!"
The blind man says...
"If you had put a piece of rubber on the end of your stick we'd be riding the bus right now!"
OR!!!
Gendo and fuyutski are out hunting in the woods when gendo says...
"Man,I gotta take a dump!But I don't have any TP."
Fuyutski says...
"So?Just use a leaf."
So gendo go's off to crap and comes back with poo all over his hand.
Fuyutski says...
"What the hell?Why didn't you use a leaf like I said?"
Gendo says...
"I thought i'd let adam do the dirty work!"
walks up and waits for the bus also.The bus soon comes but the driver
only lets on ritsuko and the Rei clones.Gendo and the blind man are
left to walk home on foot.About a mile later,gendo gets tird of hearing the
clacking of the blind mans walking stick and says...
"I wish you had put a piece of rubber on the end of that stick of yours!"
The blind man says...
"If you had put a piece of rubber on the end of your stick we'd be riding the bus right now!"
OR!!!
Gendo and fuyutski are out hunting in the woods when gendo says...
"Man,I gotta take a dump!But I don't have any TP."
Fuyutski says...
"So?Just use a leaf."
So gendo go's off to crap and comes back with poo all over his hand.
Fuyutski says...
"What the hell?Why didn't you use a leaf like I said?"
Gendo says...
"I thought i'd let adam do the dirty work!"
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