I'll fire off first:
Manos: The Hands of Fate: Dear god, this movie is bad. Incompetance in every direction. Fuck, I'm still trying to get over this..
Armaggedon: I covered very well in the Die Hard 4 thread why I hate Armaggedon, and Micheal Bay movies in generall, but I'll cover the bases again: The oil rig scene is cringe-inducing, all around, Aerosmith IS shit, plain and simple. The current survivours of this movie hide in fear of a sequal. Armaggedon is deserving of every bad word it ever got, and then some.
Star Trek: Insurrection: I'm a fucking Trekkie, and I hate this movie. It show blatant rascism, and the whole morality of the entire movie is dodgy, to say the least. Why can't we save billions in favour of these white-supremasist assholes? The only saving graces of this movie is Patrick Stuart's acting, and the general beauty shots of the Enterprise-E. Insurrection inspired a hatred so firce of B&B's inspid shit, not even the cringe-inducing Nemesis can match, although Nemesis has a stupider plot.
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But, seriosly, tell me what you think, guys. I'll put up good movies I can't stand later...
Good or bad movies you find you can't stand...
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I don't think there has ever been a movie I can't stand.
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1. The Nadia movie: it just drags the name of the Nadia tv series which was really good through the mud which is why the only anime I hate more then it is Hamtaro.
2. Batman & Robin: Don't know what the hell shoemacher was smoking when he made this.
3. Hiruko The Goblin: I rented this movie because the prevue looked interesting (peoples heads turned into demons and went ona rampage) but it was pretty bad. The characters were all irritating and the demon head effects were extremely dodgy.
4. The pokemon movies: I've seen a couple of these on cartoon network and their all pretty irritating. The only tolerable one was that first one with mewtwo, but that was pretty bad too especially the part with the pikachus slapping each other, why do they keep making pokemon movies?
5. Any of the "Scary Movies": these are so incredibly dumb and unfunny, the fact that their popular enough to keep spawning sequals makes me worry.
2. Batman & Robin: Don't know what the hell shoemacher was smoking when he made this.
3. Hiruko The Goblin: I rented this movie because the prevue looked interesting (peoples heads turned into demons and went ona rampage) but it was pretty bad. The characters were all irritating and the demon head effects were extremely dodgy.
4. The pokemon movies: I've seen a couple of these on cartoon network and their all pretty irritating. The only tolerable one was that first one with mewtwo, but that was pretty bad too especially the part with the pikachus slapping each other, why do they keep making pokemon movies?
5. Any of the "Scary Movies": these are so incredibly dumb and unfunny, the fact that their popular enough to keep spawning sequals makes me worry.
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I am supposed to fear darthvader. Now he is an emo teenager in need to a good asskicking.
He was SO much worse in AoTC than he was in ROtS. Honestly, I still love Vader as a character. Except when people make Hello Kitty-fied version of the suit of awesome. Thats when I bust out the shotgun. (Benelli M3 or SPAS-12)
Sachiel_13 wrote:Shrek the Third- dont ask why i went and saw it, but i regret going
I saw it the other day, and was dissapointed as well. It reaked of one of those movies that was made just to milk a franchise for all the money it's worth. It had it's funny moments, don't get me wrong (I LOVE Puss N Boots), but it suffered from a severe case of sequel-itis.
Defectron wrote:Batman & Robin: Don't know what the hell shoemacher was smoking when he made this.
B-B-But...It's got Arnold in it! AND HE FREEZES STUFF!
Opteron-03 wrote:I don't think there has ever been a movie I can't stand.
I'm not sure I believe this. Never? Ever?
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I tried to watch a movie once called "Ablaze".
Being a firefighter, I tend to check out these movies that are supposed to focus on my profession, and I know enough to suspend disbelief and admit that a movie isn't going to show my job the way it's truly done, kind of like how ER doesn't represent a true hospital's emergency department, and so on.
But Ablaze was unequivocally a piece of trash. Nothing was believable and a lot of it was insulting, not just because of my profession, but to humanity as a whole.
Then there's also "10.5" ... the made for TV movie that was on 3 years ago about a quake destroying the southeastern coast. Besides the fact that the scale that measures earthquakes can't go above 10 without breaking the laws of physics, again, there was just too much to be disbelieved to let one enjoy this flick.
Being a firefighter, I tend to check out these movies that are supposed to focus on my profession, and I know enough to suspend disbelief and admit that a movie isn't going to show my job the way it's truly done, kind of like how ER doesn't represent a true hospital's emergency department, and so on.
But Ablaze was unequivocally a piece of trash. Nothing was believable and a lot of it was insulting, not just because of my profession, but to humanity as a whole.
Then there's also "10.5" ... the made for TV movie that was on 3 years ago about a quake destroying the southeastern coast. Besides the fact that the scale that measures earthquakes can't go above 10 without breaking the laws of physics, again, there was just too much to be disbelieved to let one enjoy this flick.
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Re: Good or bad movies you find you can't stand...
Executor wrote:Manos: The Hands of Fate
Did you know about half the staff committed suicide after the premiere out of shame? It goes without saying that anything ripped apart by MST3K isn't all great.
Death Race 2000 is a favorite of mine. As is Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Advent Children is pretty terrible too.
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Daredevil is sure on the top of my screwed-up list, followed by Saw III, and i don't know why they give so much credit to "Closer". Because the main cast is consisted of Portman, Roberts, Owen and Law? Or because the main theme is "Blower's Daughter"? Too bad, one of the worst movies i've ever seen!
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TriLink12 wrote:Opteron-03 wrote:I don't think there has ever been a movie I can't stand.
I'm not sure I believe this. Never? Ever?
Well, I'll have to think about it if you really want to know.
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Re: Good or bad movies you find you can't stand...
Kaysow wrote:Executor wrote:Manos: The Hands of Fate
Did you know about half the staff committed suicide after the premiere out of shame? It goes without saying that anything ripped apart by MST3K isn't all great.
So I gathred. God, that movie is pure shit, through and through.
Death Race 2000 is a favorite of mine. As is Resident Evil: Apocalypse. Advent Children is pretty terrible too.
Never saw Death Race 2000.
As a fan of the game, I fucking hated RE:Apolcalypse. Plus you got to see Milla Jovovich's prune-sized tits, oh and Sienna Gilory is rather good-looking. Only saving graces of that entire movie.
Advent Children I've ranted about. You know your movie is going to be skechy when you wank them so hard the creator's cock falls off.
@TriLink: That movie is fucking awful. True Lies is a so much better Arnold Movie. Oh, and Batman Begins is a vastly superior movie to ALL of the older ones, although I liked the Burton movies when I was younger.
@Seventh Child: Daredevil was fucking awful, but it had the benifit of being kinda funny. In a really sad, perverse way.
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Hmm...Scary Movies are pretty terrible. They're all I can think up right now. The Wayans Brothers should be murdered in a horrible fashion, they're so unfunny it hurts.
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