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Postby TriLink » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:36 pm

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Paris Hilton got sent back to jail today. Apparently the judge was pissed that she got out for "medical reasons" and decided to throw her arse back to the wolves.

*Sniff*
I kinda feel sorry for her looking at that picture.

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Postby Tokpile Quohog » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:40 pm

TriLink12 wrote:*Sniff*
I kinda feel sorry for her looking at that picture.

How about you?

I sure hope that was sarcasm I'm seeing there. If it isn't then no problem. I'm glad she got sent back to jail and I hope she gets stabbed.
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Postby Executor » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:49 pm

*sniff* Thsi is the greaest bullshit show you've ever put up, TriLink.

No, I dont feel sorry for her. The bitch had it coming to her, but the only thing I regret is the fact that she didnt get put into a proper female prison with Mona, and she would have to give three cigarette packs a day just because she's blond. Oh, and, from what i've heard, woman's prisons arent nearly as plesant in real life as it is in porn.

Bye Bye, Parasite Hilton. I just wish she got the FULL 45 day sentence.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:54 pm

Let us not give the heiress the oxygen of publicity.
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:55 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:Let us not give the heiress the oxygen of publicity.

Reopened.

I personally am glad she's going to jail. I don't know about countries other than the US, but in our country, many people idolize and or look up to celebrities. It's stupid to look up to actors and athletes and such, but kids do it. And many of these celebrities are rich, spoiled, and flawed. Hardly deserving of any sort of praise or respect. This will hopefully be a message to everyone that, despite your power and money, if you break the rules, you're going to "pound you in the ass" prison.
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Postby DatDude » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:30 pm

Paris is a spoiled brat that needs to for once face the music.
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Postby Executor » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:33 pm

The Eva Monkey wrote:
Mr. Tines wrote:Let us not give the heiress the oxygen of publicity.

Reopened.

I personally am glad she's going to jail. I don't know about countries other than the US, but in our country, many people idolize and or look up to celebrities. It's stupid to look up to actors and athletes and such, but kids do it. And many of these celebrities are rich, spoiled, and flawed. Hardly deserving of any sort of praise or respect. This will hopefully be a message to everyone that, despite your power and money, if you break the rules, you're going to "pound you in the ass" prison.


I completely agree. I always hated Paris, mostly because she is a goddamn bitch that is not deserving of one cent of her inherited money.

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Postby Trigger's Elysium » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:36 pm

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Postby the_seventh_child » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:47 pm

Well, i don't think Paris is a bad person, she's just so stupid. But a law, is a law. Hope that will teach her a lesson.
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Postby Ornette » Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:59 pm

I wonder if she can get booze in prison. It's going to be tough roughing it out for 42 days without a drink.

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Postby DatDude » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:03 pm

That second on is funny shit.
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Postby Executor » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:06 pm

Ornette wrote:I wonder if she can get booze in prison. It's going to be tough roughing it out for 42 days without a drink.

Hell, man, booze is going to be the least of her worries in prison. Hell, she's going to need a shitload of cigarettes so she can 'pay' the other inmates*

*In real prison, not this weak stuff she's been put into. Really weak.
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:00 pm

Executor wrote:faggoty

Pick better words please.
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Postby DatDude » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:05 pm

I want to see her when this is done. Paris after her first breef stay in reality
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Postby Executor » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:11 pm

DatDude wrote:I want to see her when this is done. Paris after her first breef stay in reality

The same, only 125% more bitchy and whiny about her ordeal. This isn't an ordeal, this does not even count as an ordeal in anyway, shape, or form. Now, getting the living shit kicked out of you, then sodomised, THAT is an ordeal, or, if you're really luckey, having to turn in Andy Duphene. THAT man went through some serious shit*

literally, at the end of the movie.

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Postby TriLink » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:14 pm

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I kinda feel sorry for her looking at that picture.

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I sure hope that was sarcasm I'm seeing there. If it isn't then no problem. I'm glad she got sent back to jail and I hope she gets stabbed.

Can I plead the 5th in my own thread? :?

Seriously though, I know Paris is about the skankiest bitch to ever grace God's Green Earth, but I am a gentleman. And gentleman never like to see a lady cry, regardless of the circumstances.
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Postby Opteron-O3 » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:23 pm

She was still given a light sentence... but whatever, at least she was locked up.

Just because she's a celeb doesn't mean she's above the law.
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Postby Executor » Fri Jun 08, 2007 8:45 pm

TriLink12 wrote:
Seriously though, I know Paris is about the skankiest bitch to ever grace God's Green Earth, but I am a gentleman. And gentleman never like to see a lady cry, regardless of the circumstances.


Normally I'd abolutely HATE to see a lady cry, but she earns massive amounts of contempt from me. I don't really like seeing most people suffer, despite my attitude around this board. I really don't, but I just simpley hate Paris Hilton, for being a 'skanky bitch'(You hit the nail on the head, there.), and just has a generall disregard for everybody but herself and skin n' bones.(Nicole Richie)

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Postby Trigger's Elysium » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:03 pm

I'd like her more if she wasn't a compromising sack of shit who thinks she's above the law because she's rich and famous.
He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."


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