Ways Weva Could Subvert Eva

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Ways Weva Could Subvert Eva

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Postby NAveryW » Tue May 29, 2007 10:23 pm

It's no secret that part of what made the original Evangelion so fresh is that it took several tropes that existed in shonen anime and subverted them in new ways. That said, I'm willing to bet that the new Eva movies will subvert tropes started by the old Eva for the same kind of surprise.


These are purely conjectural, but here are some ideas I'd have for subverting the Old Century version. I don't expect any particular one of these to be in there, but I'm sure there will be similar sorts of things:

-Rei dies... and doesn't come back
-Kaji survives, but is actually loyal to Seele and betrays NERV
-Shinji and Asuka actually engage in sexual congress
-For a bonus, the suggestion to do so is put forth by Shinji


You know, things of that sort that would shock long-time familiars of "Þe Olde Eva". Feel free to add to the list of possibilities. And by that, I mean add to the list of possibilities or I'll break into your house at night and eat your dog.
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Postby Gendo'sPapa » Tue May 29, 2007 10:54 pm

-Ritsuko becomes a more likeable character than Misato
- Gendo takes Shinji out for ice cream
-Rei shows shock when Shinji grabs her mammaries
- Asuka is pleasant
- The Angels speak in Spanish
- Kaji is replaced by Kamina
and the OMEGA

- Kaworu masturbates over a comatose Shinji


But Rei will never die!

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Postby BrikHaus » Tue May 29, 2007 10:56 pm

It makes sense.
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Postby the_seventh_child » Tue May 29, 2007 11:08 pm

Gendo'sPapa wrote:-Ritsuko becomes a more likeable character than Misato
- Gendo takes Shinji out for ice cream
-Rei shows shock when Shinji grabs her mammaries
- Asuka is pleasant
- The Angels speak in Spanish
- Kaji is replaced by Kamina
and the OMEGA


You just made my day! :lol:


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Postby Opteron-O3 » Tue May 29, 2007 11:13 pm

Mayo appears in the movie :roll:
Alright enough mayo.

Rei, will have sexual intercourse with Shinji when he touches her boob.
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Tue May 29, 2007 11:21 pm

Asuka x Kaworu
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Postby Ironfoot » Tue May 29, 2007 11:29 pm

*rubs hands*

-Ritsuko tries to seduce Toji after failing with Gendo
-Shinji isn't a clueless boy anymore
-Toji gets his leg grown back
-Hikari pilots a pink Chinese Eva Unit-08
-Ritsuko and Misato make out after they fail at other attempts hinted at in vague dialog
-All pilots can drive cars. Except Kensuke, he'd rather fly a personal jet back and forth.
-That last sentence is my next suggestion, but its so obvious that I cannot state it. It's against the law or something.
-Kaji drives a Hummer in Japan. (rofl, j/k)
-Gendo dies midway through the story. Fuyutsuki becomes Commander and Kaji becomes Vice Commander to save his own ass.

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Postby Tokpile Quohog » Wed May 30, 2007 12:15 am

fem-Kaworu seduces Shinji.
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Postby slothen » Wed May 30, 2007 12:52 am

The Eva Monkey wrote:Asuka x Kaworu


please give it up already.
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Postby Ornette » Wed May 30, 2007 1:06 am

slothen wrote:
The Eva Monkey wrote:Asuka x Kaworu


please give it up already.

But that would be one hell of a subversion

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Postby NAveryW » Wed May 30, 2007 1:39 pm

Indeed it would. I also like the idea of Gendo's death.


EDIT: For an extra sooper ultra bonus, Gendo dies while the song "1999" is playing in the background.
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Postby Szmitten » Wed May 30, 2007 2:10 pm

Was this meant to be serious or has it already descended into a spamfest.

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Postby NAveryW » Wed May 30, 2007 7:11 pm

Szmitten wrote:Was this meant to be serious or has it already descended into a spamfest.

A little of both.
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Postby Big Panda » Wed May 30, 2007 11:36 pm

- Mana shows up..



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Postby Opteron-O3 » Wed May 30, 2007 11:49 pm

Bloopers at the end of the movie :!:
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Postby NAveryW » Thu May 31, 2007 12:35 am

Opteron-O3 wrote:Bloopers at the end of the movie :!:

Hahahahaha XD


Rei: This is a sea of LCL, the primordial soup of life. A place with no AT Fields, where individual forms do not exist. An ambiguous world where you cannot tell where you end and others begin. A world where you exist everywhere, and yet you exist nowhere, all at- WHAT THE F-(beep) AM I SAYING?! No, I mean it! This sh-(beep) makes no sense at all!

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Postby Opteron-O3 » Thu May 31, 2007 12:41 am

NAveryW wrote:
Opteron-O3 wrote:Bloopers at the end of the movie :!:

Hahahahaha XD


Rei: This is a sea of LCL, the primordial soup of life. A place with no AT Fields, where individual forms do not exist. An ambiguous world where you cannot tell where you end and others begin. A world where you exist everywhere, and yet you exist nowhere, all at- WHAT THE F-(beep) AM I SAYING?! No, I mean it! This sh-(beep) makes no sense at all!

Shinji: Say the line, Rei... or you'll get the gas!


:lol:
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Postby NAveryW » Thu May 31, 2007 12:42 am

Opteron-O3 wrote:
NAveryW wrote:
Opteron-O3 wrote:Bloopers at the end of the movie :!:

Hahahahaha XD


Rei: This is a sea of LCL, the primordial soup of life. A place with no AT Fields, where individual forms do not exist. An ambiguous world where you cannot tell where you end and others begin. A world where you exist everywhere, and yet you exist nowhere, all at- WHAT THE F-(beep) AM I SAYING?! No, I mean it! This sh-(beep) makes no sense at all!

Shinji: Say the line, Rei... or you'll get the gas!


:lol:

That emoticon always looked to me like someone who's trying to smile, but can't without his face having a mild seizure.
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Postby Kaysow » Thu May 31, 2007 8:44 am

Gendo'sPapa wrote:- Gendo takes Shinji out for ice cream


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Postby chiefen » Thu May 31, 2007 9:41 am

NAveryW wrote:
Opteron-O3 wrote:
NAveryW wrote:
Opteron-O3 wrote:Bloopers at the end of the movie :!:

Hahahahaha XD


Rei: This is a sea of LCL, the primordial soup of life. A place with no AT Fields, where individual forms do not exist. An ambiguous world where you cannot tell where you end and others begin. A world where you exist everywhere, and yet you exist nowhere, all at- WHAT THE F-(beep) AM I SAYING?! No, I mean it! This sh-(beep) makes no sense at all!

Shinji: Say the line, Rei... or you'll get the gas!


:lol:

That emoticon always looked to me like someone who's trying to smile, but can't without his face having a mild seizure.


I always found it interesting that it's his upper lip that's moving, not his lower jaw. What the heck?!
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