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Postby BrikHaus » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:36 pm

When did the Caption Contest become the Short Story Contest?
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Postby NAveryW » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:10 pm

Kaminoyouni wrote:no try reading it again only think like your seeing a trailer for 300
Yes, yes, I know it's a reference to 300. That doesn't make my previous statement any less true. :o
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Postby 20XD6_Tyrant » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:27 pm

I'm still trying to get my Leonidas in '08 avatar to work in the forums. Yes, indeed.

Meanwhile...

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:55 pm

@BrikHaus: I dunno, lol. That's why we need a new pic! ^_^;
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Postby NAveryW » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:05 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:@BrikHaus: I dunno, lol. That's why we need a new pic! ^_^;

Well then, here we go. Unless someone manages to post a new one before me.

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Postby Omegagouki » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:14 pm

"Unfortunately for Kensuke, his bragging about the joys of being single would soon result in him needing a new pair of glasses when all the boxes 'accidentally' hit him in the face."
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:16 pm

Holy shit, I was thinking of posting that one myself. ^^; (Didn't I post that on THAT BOARD recently??)

btw for those who don't read Moonspeak, the stuff Touji's carrying is labeled "Hikari's" and the stuff Shinji's carrying is labeled "Asuka's".

Touji: *Denting* Damn it *wheeze* Hikari....Can't she at least help out a little?
Kensuke: She's too busy chatting with Asuka. Anyway, I thought you were a Jock?
Shinji: *trips* D'OH!
Hikari & Asuka look back.
Hikari: I'm sorry boys, we'll remember to ask for bags next time! ^_^;
Asuka: *sigh* ...Baka Shinji.

...I was considering making this a lot more naughtier if you will, but thought better against it.


@ Omegagouki: Hehe, nice. ;)
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Postby NAveryW » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:41 pm

Shinji: Asuka, I understand you not being able to live without Kaji, so I can kind of understand wanting to keep his body in your room with you. But I reeeeeally don't think your idea of "chopping him into several smaller pieces and stuffing them in boxes to make him easier to carry" is working.

Wow, I really need to stop having ideas.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jul 04, 2007 8:56 pm

:shock: I dunno weather to laugh or to be repulsed, lol. :lol:

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Postby BobBQ » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:03 pm

Kensuke: "This is one of the greatest perks of hooking up with Ayanami, you know... Why carry stuff when she can levitate it across town?"

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:04 pm

Kensuke/Rei? :shock: Interesting... (And I thought Kensuke/Asuka was weird.)

Funny caption though. ^_^
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Postby NAveryW » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:05 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote::shock: I dunno weather to laugh or to be repulsed, lol. :lol:
Can't it be both?
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Jul 05, 2007 2:52 pm

Kensuke: "This is one of the greatest perks of being gay and hooking up with Kaworu, you know...Why carry stuff when (s)he can levitate it across town?"


FIXED. :lol:


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Postby Kaminoyouni » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:03 pm

NAveryW wrote:
Kaminoyouni wrote:no try reading it again only think like your seeing a trailer for 300
Yes, yes, I know it's a reference to 300. That doesn't make my previous statement any less true. :o
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:27 pm

RE: AyanamiOtaku Her(???) Epic Tales have corrupted me, what can I say? :lol:
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:30 am

ahh i have a gathering (; it is time to STRIKE!

im just kidding, but i do have another picture for you guys to nibble on!

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Hyuga, Aoba, and Ritsuko are at the bridge, talking about tomorrow's activities among other stuff, when Ritsuko notices another envelope from the Marduk Institute with a picture poking out. She picks it up...

Ritsuko: Is that the picture of...
Aoba: Yes, it's just what I feared. This is the Sixth Children!
Ritsuko: Are you serious?
Aoba: Yeah, the Marduk just checked him in, hes coming to Tokyo-3 tomorrow.
Ritsuko: I think I drank too much stale coffee.
Aoba: Yeah, Misato never changes the filters anymore.
Ritsuko: :shock: *runs to restroom*
Aoba: Um....anyways *spins seat around and puts on mp3 player to blast and air guitars* knock knock knockin on heavens door! yeaaow! yeaaow! yeaow yeaow yeahhh! heeeyy!
Hyuga: Hmm...anyways, speaking of Misato *pulls out envelope that says Katsuragi M. Shower Pictures* muahahaha *rips open*
Hyuga: OMG THESE ARE Shinji PICTURES! AHHH!
Kaworu: *sneak* uhh...Hyuga...heh...um..those are...um..*doink*
Hyuga: uhhhhhh... *K-O'd*
Kaworu: Its going to be a faptastic night *takes photos*
Aoba: That long black cloud is comin doawwwn! Feel like im hockin on heaven's doorr yeahh...

lol Knockin On Heaven's Door FOR THE WIN! AND I MEAN ALL THREE VERSIONS!

Bob Dylan
GNR! (teh own, my favorite version)
Avril Lavigne...cos she sounds okay, even though the hard rockers hated her version....can kinda see where shes coming from...dont like the music video...anyways don't wanna get off topic.

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xD roflz omg im rappin! god im goin off topic anyways....caption up the bush-foto
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Postby Kaminoyouni » Fri Jul 06, 2007 1:19 am

we're doomed...
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Postby Snowshadow Falcon » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:17 am

I can't see the picture, anyone else have this problem? After reading that, for some reason I feel compelled to see the picture that started it.
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Postby BobBQ » Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:25 am

TAO gets a FAIL for posting a poorly shopped image of G.W. Bush that nobody hasn't seen before and then writing a shorty that has nothing to do with it.

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:10 am

OMG i cant see the photo....fruck. that was my bad. o well...heres another for the road then.

hope you guys can see this one...next time ill check with the preview button xD

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Gendo: I am very disappointed in you, Shinji. Why did you hurt Asuka?
Shinji: IT WAS NOT MY FAULT! WE WERE BOTH DRUNK..
Gendo: Drunk?
Shinji: AND SHE KEPT ON BUGGING ME! AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
Gendo: ...
Shinji: Oh crap...

Edit: hmm think this picture is a little too big....hmmm should we have rules on picture size?
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