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Postby NAveryW » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:24 pm

flatulant wrote:Nookie?
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"Today?... hmm... today... right... Um... I'm just gonna wing it." -Guess who

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Postby flatulant » Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:27 pm

NAveryW wrote:
flatulant wrote:Nookie?
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...Seriously, what is this "nookie"? I am as lost as Shinji on this.

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Postby NAveryW » Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:31 pm

I'd quote ReDeath, but... I'm, uh... just going to redirect you to urbandictionary.com.

Woohoo, 800th post.
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:17 pm

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Postby Kyle » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:28 pm

flatulant wrote:
NAveryW wrote:
flatulant wrote:Nookie?
...
...Seriously, what is this "nookie"? I am as lost as Shinji on this.


It's another word for VAGINA...and other things.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:32 pm

@ flatulant: *sits him upon lap while sitting in a recliner with a unlit pipe stuck in my mouth* You see, flatulant, when a girl who suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a boy with Depression & Anxiety love each other very much, they lay down together on the ever-so-romantic setting of the LCL beach,and proceed to have sex/make love/fuck/bonk/bake cookies. ...Using some form of protection they found in an abandoned drugstore, of course.


Anyway back on topic. Using the craziness I earlier posted:

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Asuka: Why did I congratulate Baka for finding himself/rejecting Instrumentality? That son-of-a-bitch thought I wasn't coming back (hence my knocked-down gravemarker) AND nearly killed me, for God's sake!
Shinji: Why do I have a sudden urge to Touch my Nissan? Oh yeah. Asuka's boobies, hehehehe... Too bad I've gone nuts and can't enjoy this moment more.
Rei's served arm: ...Why am I in this scene when I'm nothing more than a scrapped, creepy, idea?
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:11 pm

New pic time, kiddies! I bring you the funny!

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Anime-Shinji: "The self is always composed of two people. The self which is actually seen, and the self observing that. Or in this case, my other self is my shitty-ass manga counterpart."
Manga-Shinji: *suddenly rising, looks angry* "HEY! I don't care if you ARE me! STFU you little bitch!"
Anime-Shinji: *staring, calm* "See, that's the thing, I'd never act like that unless I completely snap. Case in point: EoTV/EoE."
*Manga-Shinji sits back down, silence*
Manga-Shinji: ".......You're nuts you know that? Asuka's a total bitch (though I admire her)! Ayanami is where its at!"
Anime-Shinji: *NOW he gets mad* "WHAT?! Don't talk badly about Asuka; she's teh HAWTness! Or else I'll..."
Manga-Shinji: "Or else what...?"
Anime-Shinji: *Taken aback* "Um, uh, let's see, well... *pause* Exactly!"
Manga-Shinji: "......" Even I think I suck!
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Postby 20XD6_Tyrant » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:17 pm

Shinji's corrective eye sugery fails in a miserable fashion.
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Postby Kyle » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:18 pm

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M shinji-"why are you inching your hand twards my crotch?"
A shinji-*In desprate voice*"LOVE ME!!"
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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:20 pm

Shinji: Now I know why Rei's so emo all the time - this cloning thing sucks.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:24 pm

Manga-Shinji: How Anime-Shinji finally learns to Love/Take Care of/Need himself. :mrgreen:

@ Kyle: You win. *Hands him a broken toaster and throws in a free zoo as part of our limited time only offer*
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Postby Kyle » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:59 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Manga-Shinji: How Anime-Shinji finally learns to Love/Take Care of/Need himself. :mrgreen:

@ Kyle: You win. *Hands him a broken toaster and throws in a free zoo as part of our limited time only offer*


Wow...umm..thanks!a lot!
That's the first time I ever won anything on a forum!

Just one question...does the zoo include spider monkeys?
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Postby NAveryW » Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:32 pm

This picture demands another bastardization of a Robot Chicken reference.


Shinji: Now that I have a clone of myself, I'm totally gonna make out with it all the time.

Everyone else: D=>

Shinji: What? It's not gay, it's masturbation!
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:21 am

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Manga Shinji: Shinji?
Anime Shinji: Yeah?
Manga Shinji: I have something to say to you. I don't know what you might do if i do.
Anime Shinji: What?!!
Manga Shinji: *sigh* I slept with Manga Kaworu.
Anime Shinji: You....What?!?!
Manga Shinji: I'm so sorry! I couldn't stop him! He was just but naked...and he walked over and grabbed my crotch! I mean, what am I supposed to *hack*
Anime Shinji: BAS....TARD....DONT...TOUCH...MY...KAWORU...
Manga Shinji: But....mines..*hack*...has...a *hack* small...
Anime Shinji: DAMN IT WHATS THE DIFFERENCE?!
Manga Shinji: Three....Dimensional... peni-*dies*
Anime Shinji: *in exuberant voice* I DID IT I KILLED MYSELF! *falls down dead*
Anime Rei: ...
SIRP (Shinji Ikari Raising Project) Rei: ...
Manga Rei: ...
Anime Rei: He had it coming...
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby Kaminoyouni » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:30 am

please.... stop...
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Postby NAveryW » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:34 am

You say to stop, but your signature says otherwise. :)
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Postby Kaminoyouni » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:38 am

NAveryW wrote:You say to stop, but your signature says otherwise. :)
no try reading it again only think like your seeing a trailer for 300

THIS. IS. SPARTA!
i'll leave you to make the comparason

and AyanamiOtaku DO NOT MAKE A TALE ABOUT MY SIG.
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Postby CorporalChaos » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:07 am

[url]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i267/sailorstardust/AnimeShinjiMangaShinjiguesswhoIlike.jpg[/url]
Shinji: Hey, you look like Rei!
Shinji: Hey, so do you!
*both nervously look around*
Shinji: So...you wanna come back to my place?
*another nervous scan of the area*
Shinji:...okay.
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Postby Omegagouki » Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:23 am

In accordance to this one:

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i267/sailorstardust/WTFeoeend.jpg

Asuka: That Shinji at the end of the opening is nothing like the Shinji I know... Mama, I'm scared...
Shinji: Bewbs!! I'm taking these behind the bushes! ...If I can find some bushes around here.
Rei Arm: *flop*
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Jul 04, 2007 6:22 pm

Kyle wrote:Just one question...does the zoo include spider monkeys?


Yes. Yes it does. ^_^

@ Omegagouki: "Behind the bushes"....Bwahaha. The genius that is South Park.

btw, I actually don't give a damn if people direct-link to my pics from Photobucket, provided its only for this Thread/not on any personal sites or things like that.


Anime-Shinji: So....do you like...stuff?
Manga-Shinji: ....Meh. *shrugs*
SUDDENLY
Anime-Asuka, Manga-Asuka, all 3 GoS2 Asukas(26, game, manga), ISRP game Asuka: Shinji~~!
Anime-Shinji: *Bluuuusshhh* A...Asuka...Clones... *Nosebleed*
Anime-Asuka: I've decided!
Anime-Shinji: Decided...?
Anime-Asuka: I'll be your Main Course if you promise to always love me and only me! Anime-Shinji: *replying as she still talks* I'll do it.
Anime-Asuka: Really? Shinji, I'm so happy!
The two anime lovers hug. ^_^
Manga-Asuka: Oh. My. GOD. You two actually LIKE eachother?! :shock:
GoS2 manga Asuka: So this is Anime-Shinji? Hmmm...GoS2 manga-Shinji really IS like is anime-counterpart.
GoS2 episode 26 Asuka: At least he's not a pervert like the one I know. Happy because he stared at RIAO's panties; I can't believe it! :x
GoS2 game Asuka: I...slept with the Shinji I know... :oops:
ISRP game Asuka: WHAT?! How come there isn't that option in the game I'm from? :(
Manga-Shinji: Screw this; I'm going to where all the different versions Ayanami, Kaworu-kun, and Misato-san are. *disappears in a puff of logic*



Anyways, we need a new pic, stat!
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