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Postby pat457 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 3:34 am

NemZ wrote:Shinji: Holy crap! You like just like me... with tits. Is that dye or something?

'Shinjiko': ...Are you displeased, Pilot Ikari?

Shinji: What? Hell no! Me with tits is HOT!


That reminds me of a (Japanese) fanfic where post-3I Shinji gets brought back in time as a girl named Shiori where he (she?) encounters Shinji-with-a-spine who, in turn takes to her as a long-lost sister...no 'thou shalt bang thy sister', thankfully. ^_^

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Y'all got me kind of thinking about 'EVA Teen Hunger Force', with Keel as Carl, Asuka as Master Shake, Rei as Frylock, and Shinji as...Meatwad. O_O

...I guess the Angels could be the Mooninites.
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Postby NemZ » Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:00 am

...you guys get that I'm saying 'Shinjiko' is Rei with a dye job, right?
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Postby pat457 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:57 am

NemZ wrote:...you guys get that I'm saying 'Shinjiko' is Rei with a dye job, right?


And wearing brown contact lenses? DO WANT (gets whacked in the head)
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Postby chazthesilencer » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:01 am

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Postby Action_Bastard » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:15 am

Y'all got me kind of thinking about 'EVA Teen Hunger Force', with Keel as Carl, Asuka as Master Shake, Rei as Frylock, and Shinji as...Meatwad. O_O

...I guess the Angels could be the Mooninites.



WIN!


Except I was thinking the angels as Dr. Weird's(Gendo's) Minions, Fuyutsuki as Steve, and the Mooninites as the FAR.
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Postby pat457 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:47 am

Action_Bastard wrote:WIN!


Except I was thinking the angels as Dr. Weird's(Gendo's) Minions, Fuyutsuki as Steve, and the Mooninites as the FAR.


SUPREME WIN. :boingy:

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Postby CorporalChaos » Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:50 am

Shinji: Oh wait, this isn't Asuka...


Here's another:

Shinji: Squeezin's Greetings!

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Postby Lucretius » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:15 pm

Caption 1

Shinji: This one's for the kittens!

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Every time Shinji chokes his Kaworu, Asuka kills a kitten. @_@

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby pat457 » Sat Oct 11, 2008 8:04 pm

Lucretius wrote:Every time Shinji chokes his Kaworu, Asuka kills a kitten. @_@


Nice one. Expect that on my sig (full credit to you, of course). :grin:
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Postby Action_Bastard » Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:02 am

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Shinji: YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD AIDS!!!!!
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Postby pat457 » Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:03 am

Action_Bastard wrote:Shinji: YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU HAD AIDS!!!!!


^...WTFrH. O_O

Shinji should know by now that 'Kaworu has aides'. Those're what keeps him fit. ;)
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Postby Zaiku » Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:14 am

pat457 wrote:]Image


Shinji: This is for making me go emo and putting me through all that trauma.

Kaworu: You DO realise that I am a masochist right?

Shinji: Well I am a sade!

Kaworu: Crap.
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Postby NemZ » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:03 pm

Earlier that day...

Asuka: You caught the gay, Shinji. You're becoming one of them.

Shinji: No, that can't be true. There has to be a way to stop it!

Corey Feldman: There is. If you kill the hive's 'queen' the rest of the drones will go back into the closet.
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Postby Lucretius » Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:29 pm

Shinji: Ooh, sorry, I thought you were Sadamoto...

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:09 pm

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Kaworu: YES! YESS! CHOKE ME HARDER! CHOKE ME HARDERRR!
Shinji: ...
Kaworu: I WANT TO FEEL FAINT-
Asuka: EEEAAHHH (drop kicks Kaworu in the face and flashes Shinji) HEY BAKA!
Shinji: ?
Asuka: (Flashes Shinji again)
Shinji: ?
Asuka: (falls down to knees) IVE LOST!
Kaworu: (Cackling with laughter) I've won! I'VE WON! AAHAHAHAHAHA- ?!
Shinji: No. You both have lost. (begins to hover above the ground) I have Ascended (body starts to shine)
Asuka: NOOOO! HE'S TURNING ASEXUAL! MY SEX TOY!
Kaworu: THE YOUNG BOY CHARACTERISTICS! Shinji COME BACK-

*bang*

Shinji falls back towards the Earth asexual and walks away from Asuka and Kaworu.
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Asuka: So Kaworu..-
Kaworu: Shut up
Rei: I'm not your puppet.

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Postby mrpanda » Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:31 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WIN
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Postby pat457 » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:32 pm

mrpanda wrote:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WIN


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Postby Lucretius » Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:34 pm

Seconded.

He shuddered a bit, remembering the somewhat creepy level of detail Kaji had gone into, while rubbing a watermelon in a disturbingly sexual way.

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Postby pat457 » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:47 am

If I might add something?

TheAyanamiOtaku wrote:Kaworu: (Cackling with laughter) I've won! I'VE WON! AAHAHAHAHAHA- ?!
Shinji: No. You both have lost. (begins to hover above the ground) I have Ascended (body starts to shine)
Asuka: NOOOO! HE'S TURNING ASEXUAL! MY SEX TOY!
Kaworu: THE YOUNG BOY CHARACTERISTICS! Shinji COME BACK-

*bang*

Shinji falls back towards the Earth asexual and walks away from Asuka and Kaworu.


I'm curious. What did Shinji do to reach the ascended state? Did it involve a human sacrifice, blackmailing Sadamoto and running over streets naked?
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Postby Zaiku » Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:58 am

curious. What did Shinji do to reach the ascended state? Did it involve a human sacrifice, blackmailing Sadamoto and running over streets naked?


Oh yes, there was plenty of that.
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