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Postby Sharaz Destler » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:16 am

I still say Shinji's had such an effect on Kaworu that he plans to use the Chameleon Arch to hold off Instrumentality for a little while longer...
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:00 pm

TAO: Nice. :sweatdrop:

I guess I'll try this pic too:

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Kaworu, bursts into Shinji's room: Hey Shinji-kun wake up! ^_^ It's time for school!
Shinji: mmmh... *still asleep*
Kaworu: *jumps on Shinji like in the picture* Shinji-kun! Get up!
Shinji: *blink blink* Oh mornin'. *yawn, thinking* .....Why do people think we're gay or a couple when we're um not?
Kaworu: Beats me.
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Postby CorporalChaos » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:21 pm

@TAO: I threw up in my mouth a little.
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Postby Jay911 » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:29 pm

something something the scene with alternate universe Asuka something
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Postby PartyHard » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:30 pm

Kaworu: GOOD HEAVENS, JUST LOOK AT THE TIME.
Shinji: *sigh* Is it rape time already?
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:31 pm

Alternate Universe Asuka is Kaworu?! O_o It all makes sense now!
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Postby Hunter21 » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:05 pm

Sailor Star Dust wrote:Alternate Universe Asuka is Kaworu?! O_o It all makes sense now!


>_< I'm afraid I will have to take away your Asuka/Shinji slash fan license for that one SSD.
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Postby Jay911 » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:09 pm

Bah, what I meant was I was contrasting what would happen next in that pic (with Kaworu awakening a sleepy Shinji) with what happened when Asuka awoke Shinji in the AU storyline in EoTV....
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Postby Gamer_2k4 » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:22 pm

Kaworu: Shinji! Shinji! Shinji! Shinji! Shinji!
Shinji: WHAT?!
Kaworu: I have a clock, Shinji!
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Postby Iron Rooster » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:43 pm

Shinji: Damn it, Kaworu! How do you always know that I'm having a raunchy dream about Asuka and wake me up?

Kaworu: I dunno, I just love jumping on ya when you're asleep.

Shinji: It was a good one too! She was comatose in a hospital room and I was about to jer . . .

Kaworu: Stop it! Do you think I'm gay or something? I don't want to hear about your jerk off fantasies.
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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:47 pm

Iron Rooster: WIN. :bow:
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Postby PartyHard » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:15 pm

Iron Rooster wrote:Kaworu: Stop it! Do you think I'm gay or something?

The paradox in this is so gigantic that the universe itself might devour its own time and space continuum oh shi-
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<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?
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Postby slothen » Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:34 pm

Gamer_2k4 wrote:Kaworu: Shinji! Shinji! Shinji! Shinji! Shinji!
Shinji: WHAT?!
Kaworu: I have a clock, Shinji!


oh fuck i lol'd
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Postby TheAyanamiOtaku » Sun Jul 06, 2008 5:06 pm

IR and gamer win hahahaha both of them :clap:

SSD gets a COOKIE consolation prize! yours was funny too

nananananananannanew picture! i bet they didn't remove red eye on purpose!

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Postby Eva Yojimbo » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:38 am

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This'n's easy: :fap:
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Postby NemZ » Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:20 am

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Curious. Pilot Shoryu, does this man carry the Yaoi bludgeoning tool to discourage homosexual acts, or to enforce them?
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Postby zimlord » Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:59 am

^ haha, dude, I've talked to the guy that sells those paddles. it's awesome, because when you first try to ask him something, he just starts screaming YAAOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII. he's at all the DC area cons, usually next to the hentai games setup.

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Postby Mr. Tines » Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:16 pm

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Postby NemZ » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:38 pm

Hell, If I knew I could get a custom paint job out of the deal I'd have let an angel cut off Unit 02's arms and head months ago. Thanks for the tip, Wondergirl!

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Postby mrpanda » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:02 pm

FOR MINE IS AN AT-FIELD THAT SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVANS !!
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