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Postby THE Hal E. Burton 9000 » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:10 pm

Asuka:"Which one of you pervs wants a lap dance first?" :P
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Postby Opteron-O3 » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:25 pm

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:Asuka:"Which one of you pervs wants a lap dance first?" :P


I do!!!!

:lol:
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Postby Kyle » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:30 pm

Asuka-"I know what your all thinking...'as soon as she falls asleep im whipping out the mayo'...WELL GUESS WHAT?!?!
I had a shit load of caffine today and there's no way im dozing off,HA!"
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Postby Kaminoyouni » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:39 pm

On EMF, the longer a thread becomes , the likelyhood that mayo will be mentioned increases exponentially.
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Postby Kyle » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:57 pm

Kaminoyouni wrote:On EMF, the longer a thread becomes , the likelyhood that mayo will be mentioned increases exponentially.


Why must you state the obvious?The sacred Mayo has become burned within our very souls.It will come and go as it wishes.It's white gooey form will allways be there for those who call upon it.This forum has birthed the mayo from our minds and will forever be a part of us all...
This is the creed of The Mayo...
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Postby Kaminoyouni » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:01 pm

Kyle wrote:
Kaminoyouni wrote:On EMF, the longer a thread becomes , the likelyhood that mayo will be mentioned increases exponentially.


Why must you state the obvious?
well here i was just having some fun then you had to go and say that
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Postby Executor » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:42 pm

Kids, stop fighting, I've got the headache from hell.

ETA: And the Mayo thing needs to stop. Or else your going to meet a size ten foot being shoved so far up your arse, your Moms going to feel it. Y'dig?

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Postby Trigger's Elysium » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:44 pm

I think the mayo thing needs to stop because it's weak and unfunny.
He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."

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Postby Opteron-O3 » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:53 pm

Asuka: "I bet you all wish you had this kind of body!"
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Postby TriLink » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:23 am

Shinji: Asuka, this is an intervention. You have a problem.

Asuka: I am NOT addicted to Sega! I can stop playing whenever I want!

Trigger's Elysium wrote:I think the mayo thing needs to stop because it's weak and unfunny.

Word.
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Postby slothen » Tue Jun 12, 2007 9:00 am

slothen wrote:originally posted by sachiel 13

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Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
God, Apparently you all have been discussing Q since November. Catching up on the discussion is harrowing.

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Postby Executor » Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:14 am

Touji: Why the fuck does she get a chair?

Kaworu: Shinji can sit on me.

Rei&Touji: ... Creepy.

Shinji: I wish Nadia had an ass like that.

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Postby Kaminoyouni » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:07 pm

Asuka: there's a time and a place for everything, its called collage.
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Postby Kaminoyouni » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:28 pm

Trigger's Elysium wrote:I think Executor's attitude needs to stop because it's weak and unfunny.
fixed. :lol: . BTW Executor i'm just kidding :wink:
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Postby Ironfoot » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:45 pm

Asuka: God, why do we have to wait so long?

Toji: Because you're not taking off your plug suit.

Rei: I don't mind. Her rear is... most satisfying.

*Shinji and Kaworu wait patiently for the packages*

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:57 pm

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Asuka: Shinji, you want some of this? Let's make oot!
Shinji: I can't get up; Kaworu-kun's putting his hand on my ass. AGAIN.
Touji: .....Hey, what the hell was that? O_o
Kaworu: Whoops! Sorry about that, Fourth! Let's just pretend that never happened, 'k? ^_^;
Rei: I don't mind. It comes with the job.


(I have that Rei quote engrained in my brain ever since listening to After the End.)
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Postby Jay911 » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:03 pm

From my fic's proofreader:

Asuka: "You all want this. Admit it."

Shinji: .oO(....yes.)

Kaworu: .oO(I want Shinji-kun.)

Toji: .oO(I wonder what class rep's making me for lunch today?)

Rei: .oO(.....)
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Postby DatDude » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:08 pm

Caption THIS

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Postby Trigger's Elysium » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:11 pm

DELICIOUS BIRDS, MUST EAT
He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Tue Jun 12, 2007 5:14 pm

Rei: First he kills kitten in the manga, now THIS?!
Kaworu: I don't mind. It comes with the job.
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