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[Video Games] Your console sucks.
The PS3 is brown and huge and expensive and has no games except MOTOSTROM
The Wii is for babies and is a huge gimmick
the 360 is useless and makes lots of noise, it's also huge just not as huge as the PS3
PC gaming is dead
Everything else is either old or not well known and if you play it you're a pretentious douche who wants to be old school by emulating the SNES on your computer without ever owning the actual console.
Videogames are for babies
ITT we are console warriors
The Wii is for babies and is a huge gimmick
the 360 is useless and makes lots of noise, it's also huge just not as huge as the PS3
PC gaming is dead
Everything else is either old or not well known and if you play it you're a pretentious douche who wants to be old school by emulating the SNES on your computer without ever owning the actual console.
Videogames are for babies
ITT we are console warriors
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He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."
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I haven't gamed in ages. For the single reason that once you end playing, you've got nothing left from it. I mean, gaming didn't create something that went beyond the gaming session. I started preferring other forms of more productive entertainment, doing stuff that will exist beyond the moment of entertainment. Stuff such as doing things for a website or writing, etc... I have this perspective probably because I never played multiplayer games, but well.
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AchtungAffen wrote:I haven't gamed in ages. For the single reason that once you end playing, you've got nothing left from it. I mean, gaming didn't create something that went beyond the gaming session. I started preferring other forms of more productive entertainment, doing stuff that will exist beyond the moment of entertainment. Stuff such as doing things for a website or writing, etc... I have this perspective probably because I never played multiplayer games, but well.
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I'm guessing you've never played Gears of War.
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Gears of War > anything on PS3
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-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
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You may mock the PS3 if you like, but have we not forgotten about MGS4?
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Trigger's Elysium wrote:You may mock the PS3 if you like, but have we not forgotten about MGS4?
As previously mentioned: uncontrollable diarrhea > anything on PS3
One time while playing MGS2, I actually fell asleep during one of the many lengthy dialog scenes. I guess I don't really see the point in paying $60 for a mediocre movie with about 5 hours of actual gameplay. Metal Gear is dead to me
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-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
-"That purace has more badassu maddafaakas zan supermax spaceland."
-On EMF, as a thread becomes longer, the likelihood that fem-Kaworu will be mentioned increases exponentially.
-the only English language novel actually being developed in parallel to its Japanese version involving a pan-human Soviet in a galactic struggle to survive and to export the communist utopia/revolution to all the down trodden alien class and race- one of the premise being that Khrushchev remains and has abandoned Lysenko stupidity
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You should play the far superior MGS3, then. =P Though I loved MGS2.
He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man. There is no measuring Muad'Dib's motives by ordinary standards. In the moment of his triumph, he saw the death prepared for him, yet he accepted the treachery. Can you say he did this out of a sense of justice? Whose justice, then? Remember, we speak now of the Muad'Dib who ordered battle drums made from his enemies' skins, the Muad'Dib who denied the conventions of his ducal past with a wave of the hand, saying merely: "I am the Kwisatz Haderach. That is reason enough."
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Tokpile Quohog wrote:Only games I would get for the ps3 if I did get one would be DMC4, MGS4, and dynasty warriors if they do a good job of it.
Have I made a joke about brown and the PS3 and Motorstorm yet?
Just wondering.
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I didn't find Gears of War amazing, IMO.
Another FPS on the Xbox, did not see it coming. Are people so easily distracted by a "LOLCHAINSAW" to say something is better than another system? Apparently so.
Go back to "LOLCHAINSAW"'ing online, it won't work as everybody uses the Sniper, the Shotgun, or the Torque Bow.
Dead Rising, was however, infinitely fun. Gears of War is way overrated, much like Halo was, and still is.
Another FPS on the Xbox, did not see it coming. Are people so easily distracted by a "LOLCHAINSAW" to say something is better than another system? Apparently so.
Go back to "LOLCHAINSAW"'ing online, it won't work as everybody uses the Sniper, the Shotgun, or the Torque Bow.
Dead Rising, was however, infinitely fun. Gears of War is way overrated, much like Halo was, and still is.
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The graphics in Gears of War were incredible, but I thought the gameplay was rather ho hum.
It's actually a 3rd person shooter, just to nitpick.
I couldn't stand the online mode. Again, the graphics were awesome, but it lacked replayability and everytime someone did the whole "LOLCHAINSAW" bit they were rather dickish about it.
Thank god there's no chainsaw in Halo. Gods knows all those 12 year olds would never shut up.
Amen brother. Although I have both games, I enjoyed Dead Rising way more than GOW (the sheer number of enemies in that game is just incredible)
Mundane wrote:Another FPS on the Xbox
It's actually a 3rd person shooter, just to nitpick.
Go back to "LOLCHAINSAW"'ing online, it won't work as everybody uses the Sniper, the Shotgun, or the Torque Bow.
I couldn't stand the online mode. Again, the graphics were awesome, but it lacked replayability and everytime someone did the whole "LOLCHAINSAW" bit they were rather dickish about it.
Thank god there's no chainsaw in Halo. Gods knows all those 12 year olds would never shut up.
Dead Rising, was however, infinitely fun. Gears of War is way overrated, much like Halo was, and still is.
Amen brother. Although I have both games, I enjoyed Dead Rising way more than GOW (the sheer number of enemies in that game is just incredible)
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