The Marriage, Sleep, Murder thread

[brandneweyes]

As the title states, a place to post thoughtful, albeit funny hypotheticals. I'll start. Bigfoot (crowd), it was aliens, or (genuine in this scenario) flat-earthers. Marriage, I'd wed aliens for a couple reasons. Despite the obligatory INTELLIGENT LIFE, I doubt aliens (if true) had any hand in our history. It's a fun thought, but I always ask myself: What's it to them? Pet owners do not keep their existence a secret from dogs &/or cats. They do not sneak into their home and run away when spotted. I mean yeah; you can rationalize by saying, WELL, THEY RATHER NOT GET INVOLVED, DESPITE THEIR TECHNOLOGY. Similar to, GOD, and suffering. And unlike Bigfoot & (supposed) flat-earthers, whose beliefs can be put to rest by exploration, if aliens did influence or abduct, well, unless such entities decide to disclose their existence, I doubt we'll discover an off-world species.

Sleep is a reversal of marriage. While I'd marry IT WAS ALIENS, I could not wake up every morning next to someone who (in this case genuinely) believes we live on a flat earth. Because my whole day would be spent thinking I'M MARRIED TO A (in my case) WOMAN WHO'S AFRAID OF SAILING. NOT BECAUSE OF STORMS, OR WHAT LIVES IN THE OCEAN, BUT BECAUSE SHE'S AFRAID WE'LL FALL INTO SPACE. WHAT.

Bigfoot. *Sighs Lol. The easiest to assign.