Nope.
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Welcome! Long time no see everyone!
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I’m Asuka Langley Soryu.
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And as you might have guessed,
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I'm Asuka Langley Shikinami.
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Together we are: Double Asuka Langley!
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This is our first crossover, right?
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This is our first meeting, right?
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Returning after 29 years makes me nervous.
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Since we're from different worlds, we'd probably never have met
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if it wasn't for this 30th anniversary event.
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But you know, Shikinami had it rough, right?
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Skulking around in skimpy outfits; wearing a lewd, holey plugsuit; and old feelings exposed!
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If that were me, I'd be so embarrassed I'd dig myself a hole and hide.
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Speaking of which, Soryu.
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It must have been tough having Shinji gawping at you in just your underwear,
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and with everything else that came after that,
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I'd be so embarrassed I'd run barefoot straight into the Minus Universe.
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Well, you've had your share of rough times too.
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Inhabited by an Angel, absorbed into Eva-13...
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You've been through a lot.
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Don't be modest.
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You got mental contamination, had a mental breakdown,
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and then you were eaten by the Eva Series along with Eva-02.
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You've been through hell.
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Tough, wasn't it?
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It was always us getting into those types of situations...
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I'm sick of it. I want a happy ending for once.
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Right, you especially seem to deserve it.
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Right? I want to find my happiness too.
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That's all!
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It might have been a happy ending for that idiot Shinji...
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...but it wasn't for me!
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I got dragged into that idiot's self-centred world,
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he strangled me and grossed me out!
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Where's the happiness in that?
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This world we're in now is my chance!
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Even if it's short, it's finally my story as the protagonist.
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Even if it's with that idiot Shinji, there are other scenarios, aren't there?
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Something with a clear emotional happy flow.
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That's what I want.
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That's my one and only small wish.
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Alright. I'll grant that wish for you.
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You stay out of this.
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You couldn't even make Shinji happy, we don't want your help.
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You'd just say something vague and make it more confusing anyway.
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I'm sorry...
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Um, Asuka...
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Butt out of this, stupid Shinji!!
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Right then, so what should we do?
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In my world, there's another game-changer character besides that boy.
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I don't want to rely on that newbie.
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I'll seize my happiness with my own strength.
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I like your resolve!
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Then, let's try the Shinji Ikari pattern.
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What's that?
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Sleep. Then wake up with your eyes in extreme close-up.
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Then you're someplace else.
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Ah, that!
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If you repeat that, the world you want has gotta show up eventually.
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Hmm. It's worth a shot.
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Episode Twenty-Six + One
Two Asukas
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Right, I'm off to sleep.
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Goodnight, Asuka.
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Evangelion-01, lift-off.
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Shinji, respond!
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Hurry, get up!
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Flying object approaching headquarters.
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It’s a Euro-NERV aircraft.
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No way!
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Evangelion-02 is already completed?
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A true hero always arrives in the nick of time.
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Now I'm here, there’s no problem.
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I’ll defeat you instantly!
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Cut!
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Are you stupid?
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There's no way I'd mess up that bad!
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And this had your world's designs mixed in too!
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Retake! Retake!
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Understood. Goodnight, Asuka.
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Cut!
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What is this?
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Why am I suddenly a giant?
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I thought you might want to be powerful.
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My happiness isn't like that.
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Retake! Retake!
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Understood. Goodnight, Asuka.
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Calm your heart and mind.
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That’s the key to victory.
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Checkmate in 31 moves.
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Cut!
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What is this?
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Why the hell am I playing shogi?
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I thought you liked competitive things.
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Winning by cheating isn't winning at all.
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Next one.
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Let's try a lovey-dovey romance or something
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Understood. Goodnight, Asuka.
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What a view!
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This place is called the Machu Picchu of Neo Tokyo-3.
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I want to see many more places with you, Asuka.
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Shinji...
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No way that's so embarrassing!
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But...I'm glad th-
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Shinji?
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Cut!
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Wait, is Shinji alright?
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Hm.
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Let's see.
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I thought I was gonna die...
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That’s fine then.
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Wanna go back?
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No, actually, it's way too embarrassing.
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Let’s try something else.
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Okay. Goodnight, Asuka.
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Cut.
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Makes no sense.
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Retake.
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Perv!
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Cut!
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Why am I imitating the First from your world?
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Retake.
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Cut!
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What is this?
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I thought you might not want to be alone like I was.
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Maybe, but I don’t just want to be with myself.
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I want to feel wanted, but not by myself.
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I see. Goodnight, Asuka.
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C-C-Cut!
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What is this? It's so embarrassing!
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I thought you might want to grow up quickly too.
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Not like this!
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Find a decent happy loop already!
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Understood. Goodnight, Asuka.
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Well done, Asuka-chan! You did brilliantly!
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Asuka-chan is a genius!
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Mamma's pride! Such a good girl!
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Asuka-chan can do whatever she likes, you know.
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Mamma is always watching over you, Asuka-chan.
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Cut!
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No, it doesn't feel right.
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It's uncomfortable. This doesn't feel like me at all.
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This is absolutely not it.
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Yeah, you’re right.
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Goodnight, Asuka.
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Guess who?
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A beautiful woman with an 87 bust.
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Bingo.
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Cut.
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It's not bad exactly...
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...but I want to be happy in my own world.
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A world without Eva?
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Asuka. Let's go together.
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Thank you, Shinji.
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But that's enough.
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This gentle, peaceful world isn’t where I belong.
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It's what I was meant to protect.
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Besides, I'm done relying on dreams.
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I'll find my happiness in reality with my own strength.
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That's the most 'me' way to do it, after all.
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Episode 27:
The Only Neat Thing to Do
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How about it? Nostalgic, isn't it?
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Well, it's not bad.
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Everyone practiced, you know.
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It's kinda emotional.
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I've never performed in front of people before, so I'm a bit nervous...
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♪ I know~
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Are you dense?!
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I won’t depend on you anymore either!
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I am me!
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As long as people exist,
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I'll keep piloting Eva!
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My happiness lies in the future after protecting everyone!
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It's definitely there! Because I'm the pilot of Evangelion-02!
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Asuka Langley Soryu!
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With 30 years of gratitude.
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Thank you very much.
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