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Postby Lavinius » Fri Oct 30, 2020 11:26 am

Of this forum's great defilement, and that line
Inserted into the description, whose blatant lie
Shame brought unto us, and all our woe,
Sing, Heavenly Muse, and explain
Why that fucking penguin isn't cute at all.
Hideous to the sight, with crooked beak,
Vile yellow, vile red, dressed like a freak,
Short unlike haught Cæsars, in filthy hue,
Not grey like a child fluff, nor pure like a Lord!
His heart uncaring, scaring the boy,
Reading the news, completely not to be adored!
The abomination of Yukihara base ymade,
Man blaspheming God, and recieving His just Bats'!
Behold the bird of Ikuni wrought
Shewn in his drum thereof,
The fair tragedy of fair Apple-chan-
Not the creepy little robot ones
But the fowls natural
Who in the aquarium dwelt
Tall & fair, black, white in good color
Swum as El Elyon wills.
With what contrast rings the awful fowl
The drunkard's pet, of Anno foul!
In what hour, what minute, find ye him cute?
When he falleth from the mortal fish?
Verily I say, in that scene, consider him even more vile
Than he is, in comparison to all others
Gathered in that pleasant hall!
There sat gentle Ritchan
Gold of hair, dear of heart,
Long of leg, a maid apart!
And cold as his heart may be,
No man Christian however or heathen Turk,
Would withhold from Misato's embrace!
And for the Boy of Faith himself,
Sweet of hair, sweet of face,
What soul would not him hug with love
When for Shamshiel's wounds he weeps?
What man wisheth not to wipe the tears,
Be he wer or wife, young or old,
From dear Shinji's adorable face?
Praise instead God's biceptual owl
Rather than the polar filth- of Sachiel I speak-
The other lovely Third, with his pleasant blinks,
Pergerine gills, and doubly cute beaks!
Truly a great horror upon our dignity hath been wrought
With Penpen's vile claim.
So my comrades, friends, brothers, Evageeks,
Let us not rest from the bird's elimination,
'Til we have built Penpenlessalem
In Kantou's wet & cratered land.
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Postby BusterMachine4 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:10 pm

I dost agree with thine sentiment, my Lord. However, I forsooth thee to remember why the sentence “Asuka is hot” hath been removed in the first place. The controversy surrounding the sexual depiction of these teen-age characters hath been tumultuous throughout the fandom, and many here desireth not any accusations of paedophilia. Therefore, I urge mine most humble administrators to consider the phrase “Misato is hot” in stead. This fact hath been well recognized throughout the fandom, and the character’s age of 28 alloweth her sexualization to be not at all controversial.

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Postby Lavinius » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:17 pm

^ Personally I prefer "Sachiel is adorable", both truehearted & chaste.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:27 pm

View Original PostLavinius wrote:Behold the bird of Ikuni wrought


No, 'tis the bird of Sadamoto wrought
Thou hast in thy wrath falsely accused he
The kind-hearted and gentle Ikuni
Of deeds most foul and abominable

Nevertheless, I, the most savage bear
And diabolical one present here
Have heard thy appeal from thy chastest heart
And hence raise my hand and take up my seal

To make this description correct and fair
"Sachiel is adorable" be it!
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Postby Lavinius » Fri Oct 30, 2020 12:39 pm

View Original PostUrsusArctos wrote:No, 'tis the bird of Sadamoto wrought
Thou hast in thy wrath falsely accused he
The kind-hearted and gentle Ikuni
Of deeds most foul and abominable

Nevertheless, I, the most savage bear
And diabolical one present here
Have heard thy appeal from thy chastest heart
And hence raise my hand and take up my seal

To make this description correct and fair
"Sachiel is adorable" be it!

Nay, no blame to Ikuni ever be!
His birds of which I sung were those which
In the first episodes of his Penguindrum
Are seen in the city's aquarium.
Good, natural penguins they are
Swimming and chirping in snow-
I brought them to contrast with the bird of Sadamoto!

But I am honored by thy lordly grace,
And surprised that so availing hath been my meagre verse.
Poorly metered, randomly rhymed, thrown together
A shitpost in intent, though earnest in feeling.
Yet it hath won good Sachiel such noble praise
By Heaven's hand, and for that I am dearly glad.
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Postby UrsusArctos » Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:00 pm

Pardon my rash words, good sir, I have erred
And all too soon have passe'd rash judgement
Mayhap I have done you wrong in my haste
Yea, I see that thou bearst no ill feelings
To he, most admirable Ikuni
Friend and companion of master Anno

Gentle knight, thy verse doth not go in vain
Before the dark council that here reigneth
For our eyes and ears are ever open
And our hearts are not close'd to lament

Yea verily! That Angel of Thursday
And water, long-limb'd, bird-fac'd, and blinking,
Good Sachiel deserves that lordly praise
That he hath in life and death justly won

View Original PostBusterMachine4 wrote:Therefore, I urge mine most humble administrators to consider the phrase “Misato is hot” in stead. This fact hath been well recognized throughout the fandom, and the character’s age of 28 alloweth her sexualization to be not at all controversial.


Good sir, thou talkest sense. But 'tis true that there are those who prefer the fair Lady Ritsuko, or Maid Maya, in her stead, and would ask yet again. Verily, 'tis told that cuteness is to beauty oft preferred and more oft' agreed upon, and that the long-limbed blinking Angel doth provide less controversy anon. :sachi_blink: :sachi_blush: :sachihi:
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Postby BusterMachine4 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 1:57 pm

Ah, ‘tis true. Then let us embrace the true beauty of God’s third holy messenger.

Exeunt.

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Postby kuribo-04 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 5:15 pm

Bro what are y'all talking about?
Shinji: "Sooner or later I'll be betrayed... And they'll leave me. Still... I want to meet them again, because I believe my feelings at that time were real."
Ryuko: "I'm gonna knock ya on your asses!"
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Postby BusterMachine4 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:50 pm

View Original Postkuribo-04 wrote:Bro what are y'all talking about?

Why Sachiel is better than Pen-Pen, expressed in Shakespearean English.

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Postby The Killer of Heroes » Fri Oct 30, 2020 6:53 pm

Pen-Pen is not real IMHO. Penguins are fictional animals.

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Postby kuribo-04 » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:05 pm

Penguins are very real and very cute.
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Shinji: "Sooner or later I'll be betrayed... And they'll leave me. Still... I want to meet them again, because I believe my feelings at that time were real."
Ryuko: "I'm gonna knock ya on your asses!"
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Postby FelipeFritschF » Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:39 pm

I see evil lurks in these forums once again. It must be banished forever, with great prejudice.

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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Fri Oct 30, 2020 8:11 pm

Verily, Sachiel and the Angels have their charms,
But to hold the Pen of Two in regards with such Angels
would be as grouping the stallion with the mares.

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Postby UrsusArctos » Fri Oct 30, 2020 10:20 pm

Honto ni pen-pen da
Busukawaii shikashi
Sachi ga kawaii

(A rather poor attempt at a 7-9-7 haiku as opposed to the regular 5-7-5)

Forsooth, the Pen of Two in regards with
Such Angels high and mighty is rather
To place a jester midst glorious knights
Zounds! Do we not here speak of warriors great
Maidens fair, villains grim and beasts fearsome?
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Postby kuribo-04 » Sat Oct 31, 2020 3:57 am

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:the Pen of Two

lol
Shinji: "Sooner or later I'll be betrayed... And they'll leave me. Still... I want to meet them again, because I believe my feelings at that time were real."
Ryuko: "I'm gonna knock ya on your asses!"
-Asuka: THINK IN GERMAN!!! -Shinji: Öh... Baumkuchen...
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Postby Bagheera » Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:51 am

<Enters room>
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<Glances left>
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<Glances right>
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Yes, he is.
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Postby Berserker » Sat Oct 31, 2020 11:05 am

I understand Shakespearean, but can't write of my own. And i don't have poetic creativity :raincloud: . So i'm gonna write straight forward in plain english.

You mere mortals shall perish, as you called upon your own annihilation; as you spoke ill of thy god (FAR) trapped in a penguin body, shall he, pen of two create havoc with them claws. With the power of a penguin and thou ancestors, he will unleash hell on those, whom speaks of so called "angel"; Nothing but blasphemy,nam'd sachiel.
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