Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

[Hark]

thanks .

hmmm either Asuka or Misato they would be the most useful in this situation.

[Gob Hobblin]

Would you rather bleach Asuka's hair in her sleep or do so to Rei instead?

Asuka: Rei wouldn't care, and the results would be funnier with Asuka.

As for the bank...that depends on how I'm feeling that day. If I want to watch the thing go tits up in Kane and Lynch style, I'd bring Asuka. If I want to pursue a Kevin Hart style breakdown of shenaniganery, that's Shinji. Rei would be the perfect henchmen, Misato would make for an awesome Bonnie and Clyde style getaway followed by the inevitable Thelma and Louise pitch off the rails into the ocean, and Pen-Pen is perfect for all seasons and occasions.

[VUX]

Would you rather give an eva a shotgun or flamethrower?

[Hark]

flamethrower , hands down. but if it could be a shotgun that fires incendiary rounds that is better

[VUX]

I agree, everthings better with fire

[VUX]

If Shinji talked crap about you, would you ignore him or beat the crap out of him?

[Hark]

If Shinji talked crap about you, would you ignore him or beat the crap out of him?

I would belt him a good one only if he persisted after i told him to stop. then i would give him advice on how to not be a bitch and if he had a problem with me he should bring it up in a mature manner , so as to no get punched in the future.
because you know sometimes you just gotta knock some sense and modestly into some people when there ego is too big.

(ps , how dare that little shit talk bad about me. i defend the little runt even his "problems" that he has. no wonder why no one likes him, ungrateful bastard.
joking)

[Hark]

would you rather use the spear of longinus to eat spaghetti or use the core of an angel as a big bowling ball?

[VUX]

I would rather eat the spahgetti with the spear
Would you rather watch Pen-Pen lay an egg or Rei clipping her toenails?

[Hark]

i would rather watch Pen-pen lay an egg , it must be fascinating to see a male lay an egg

[VUX]

Could Pen-Pen have children with regular pengins?

[Hark]

more than likely , he does not appear to be too different.

[VUX]

If you were an angel, would you rather attack Tokyo-3 or betray your daddy?

[Hark]

If you were an angel, would you rather attack Tokyo-3 or betray your daddy?

would my daddy be gendo ?

[VUX]

No, i meant Adam, since he is the angels "dad"

[Hark]

ah, well im a firm believer of if he can giveth, he can taketh away as well , soooo if he is the "creator of the angels" im assuming he is superior than me in many more way than one , soooo i suppose ill stomp around tokyo-3 for a wee bit before the plot gets in the way and am destroyed by Shinji and friends.

[VUX]

Would you rather build a house from the remains of the failed prototype evas or swim in a tsunami of venomous scorpions?

[Hark]

build a house no one cant say that my house is not cool then

[VUX]

Would you rather be run over or purposely spill angel blood on Hikari?

[Hark]

*sigh* run over. i dont think i could be that mean with no reason.