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Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Tue Jan 16, 2018 7:27 pm

Would you rather be screamed at by Asuka or be eaten by an angel?
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby Hark » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:02 pm

well it depends on which angel (i dont think most of them can "eat" anyways, at least in the traditional sense)
it also depends on how pissed Asuka is i suppose.

all in all considered ill more than likely take Asuka, at least i will know i can come back alive.

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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Tue Jan 16, 2018 10:44 pm

Both. Asuka is the 18th Angel. (Confirmed in EoE.) I want Asuka to scream while she eats me.

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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:06 am

I'd take the angel, as this Asuka seems like the most frightening human being i've ever seen! :bigeyes:
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby imprimatur13 » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:09 am

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:Who's hair would you rather braid (or simply see braided)? Kaji's or Aoba's?

Kaji's. And I'd much prefer to do the braiding myself.
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Wed Jan 17, 2018 9:12 am

I doubt I could braid either, as human anatomy makes me sick to my stomach! :!:
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby Asuka'sBigBrother » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:06 am

View Original PostVUX wrote:Would you rather be screamed at by Asuka or be eaten by an angel?

First one yeah. Moral outrage is great fodder for sarcastic and dry wit.
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:10 am

I've got another one. Who would you kidnap, Asuka, Rei, or Mari.
Ps. Sorry if this is sort of weird
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby Hark » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:45 am

View Original PostVUX wrote:I've got another one. Who would you kidnap, Asuka, Rei, or Mari.

are we talking about "kidnap" in the bad sense ,or kidnap as in there willing to go with you?
also where would any of us be taking them?
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Thu Jan 18, 2018 8:12 am

I mean like shoving them in a closet kind of kidnapping
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby Hark » Thu Jan 18, 2018 11:50 am

View Original PostVUX wrote:shoving them in a closet

so i would assume the generally accepted term for the bad kind of kidnapping then.

another question as to what nefarious purposes (if any) would be the reason for this capture?

would it be to "protect" the captured?
a "sexual" reason? :facepalm:
a need to "possess" the captured one?
a want to "kill" the captured one?

would this be kidnap to induce harm or for some kind of erotic high on the captures part?

i need to know this info as to make a proper judgment
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:42 pm

The reason i asked this is because i'm writing a fanfiction about an idiot kidnapping them so that he can remake the ending of Evangelion, as he hated the first two and was wasn't patient for the last rebuild film. But don't worry, they do get rescued in the end
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby Hark » Thu Jan 18, 2018 1:50 pm

oh well in that case i would start with Rei.
she is docile enough and quiet enough.
i am not saying she cannot fight but rather there may not be much "yelling or screaming"
with enough planning i would not foresee "much" of a struggle compared to Asuka or mari.

i do certainly wholeheartedly believe Asuka would give the biggest struggle if not be able to hold her ground and give a good fight.

i cant comment on mari since i have not watched the rebuild yet.
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:46 pm

Already had Asuka covered since he uses knock out gas
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby Hark » Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:49 pm

ah i see , well for curiositys sake what will he do when he has captured all three of them ?
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:02 pm

He will force them to star in a completely new ending that he and his terrorist organisation will film using the worst kind of camera imaginable. He put shock collars on them as well.
Ps. He captured Shinji as well
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby Hark » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:07 pm

so in this fanfic is evangelion a show ? like is this guy capturing Asuka who plays herself as well as Shinji in the universe of evangelion, as if its a show ? or did the events really happen in that universe then they made a show about it ?
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:13 pm

Is sort of complicated. You see, this takes place in an alternate reality where fictional characters in all forms of media play themselves, meaning that the events of Evangelion really happened with the exception of EoE, sort of like a documentry. You see, in this timline a third world war broke out during the early 1990s, years before these characters were born. The main character of this episode driven fanfiction series, Mickey Mouse, who became a mercanary after Disney's bankruptcy, must save the planet from being ruled by his nemisis, the cat Pete, and his evil terrorist organization, Chirpy Chirp
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby Hark » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:17 pm

i see , well lets hope Misato acts like a bad ass and saves them from being hostages , or lets hope gendo does something because of his "plans" where he is now forced to save everyone because of "muh plans :emogendo: " or something like that lol
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Re: Would you rather "Evangelion Edition"

Postby VUX » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:42 pm

I had an idea for another episode. In another reality similar to the one i mentioned, which the main characters later visit, the third world war happend much sooner. Taking advantage of the situation, SEELE and the angels form an alliance in order to destroy Nerv, although they plot to betray one another once they have completed their goal. With the angels distracting the Evas, SEELE's millitary assault Nerv Headquarters, allowing Adam acess to Terminal Dogma, where he proceeds to forcfully merge with Lilith, becoming an Evangelion like being. Realising that a portion of itself is missing, it hunts down and devours Unit 00, merging with Rei and evolving into the being seen in the EoE. The angels assist it in innitiating third impact in a manner similar to that of the mass production evas. Developing halos and wings of light, thry soar into space. But because Sahquiel was destroyed earlier, its place is taken by Unit 02, which is forced by said beings A.T Field to tear out and crush its Dummy Plug in its hand, injuring Asuka. After capturing Unit 01 and forcing it to devour the spear of longinus, causing it to become the tree of light. After giving the angels their own duplicate spears of longinus, third impact begins. After both the angels and the brainwashed Unit 02 sacrafice themselves to open the Dirac Sea, the events of EoE happen mostly the same. This is, untill Unti 01 activates its Awakening mode from Rebuild. After regurgitating the spear of longinus, it attacks Uber Rei, stabbing it in its core with the spear, but at the cost of killing the real Rei, who had become a part of its core. Having noticed that it is slowly becoming a god, and wanting Shinji safe, Unit 01 self distructs, leaving his dummy plug drifting in space for 15 years. While this saved the Earth, half of all life was reduced to LCL, and society crumbled into a form simular to mad max.
Ps. Let me know what you think!
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