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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Sun Feb 21, 2016 4:06 pm

Please, people, keep it classy.

Fem-Kaworu is creeping way too close to this:

View Original PostxPearse wrote:Had the exact same feeling. It's just weird. Usually when you pin this on an anime fan, they see it as "who'd you molest".


Although in the case of (Fem-)Kaworu, she might be the one doing the molesting.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Tue Feb 23, 2016 3:06 am

One can choose a waifu because one can choose a wife. But, unless it's through adoption, one cannot choose a daughter. One cannot even choose to have a daughter over a son. Rather, a daughter is bestowed upon you, and you and your waifu need to make up for the rest.

That being said, me and Ursula from Kiki's Delivery Service are going to raise the cutest little artist you've ever seen! Her mad drawing and painting skillz are going to be so fleek and on point, you'd think Leonardo DiVinci himself had risen from the dead. And dem colors, tho! In fact, let me just talk your ear off about my wonderful child because she is just the cutest thing I think I have her baby pictures on my desk somewhere look at that little face isn't it just so cute here's a drawing she did of a dinosaur it's eating your face off I'm really single and alone and the voices don't stop please help me

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Postby Reichu » Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:14 am

View Original PostShamsiel-kun wrote:Fem-Kaworu is creeping way too close to this:

How so? Fem-Kaworu (at least, the one BrikHaus was referencing) is exactly the same as regular Kaworu, aside from being the most convincing reverse trap of all. Intersex teenagers deserve love, too...
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Postby BrikHaus » Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:20 pm

Shamsiel-kun is too new to the forum to understand Fem-Kaworu. At least the one we all know and love.
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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Wed Feb 24, 2016 4:46 pm

View Original PostBrikHaus wrote:Shamsiel-kun is too new to the forum to understand Fem-Kaworu. At least the one we all know and love.


Then explain this phenomenon to me, and I shall bow before its greatness (and perhaps yours too)!

(we are talking about a female Kaworu, and not Tabris-XX, right?)
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Postby Lavinius » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:51 pm

View Original PostShamsiel-kun wrote:Then explain this phenomenon to me, and I shall bow before its greatness (and perhaps yours too)!

At some point many years ago Reichu apparently decided that Kaworu was not male at all and in fact was a reverse trap. Likely this had something to do with her conception of Adam as female.
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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Thu Feb 25, 2016 2:11 am

^
Considering Kaworu-chan's status of a Total Sex God with at least part of the fandom, I fail to understand how that changes anything to
Had the exact same feeling. It's just weird. Usually when you pin this on an anime fan, they see it as "who'd you molest".


Because male or female Kaworu, who wouldn't like to channel Shinji in that memorable shower scene, or in that "hyperventilation" (yeah, right) scene?

Or in the infamous headthrottle scene? Yandere Shinji probably keeps his own personal Kaworu's head-quarium hidden somewhere.

Just keep hir away from pussies.
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Postby BrikHaus » Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:25 am

Fem-Kaworu is an ancient EGF joke. As the discussion thread theories grew more and more outlandish, eventually Fem-Kaworu would get thrown in as a solution/confounding factor for every theory. It was also meant to provide levity. Basically, the longer a thread on EGF got, the more likely it was that Fem-Kaworu would get used.
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Postby El Squibbonator » Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:44 pm

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Postby A.T. Fish » Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:16 pm


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Postby Bagheera » Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:33 pm

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Yeah, that was my thought!
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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Fri Mar 04, 2016 2:51 am

^ They sometimes actually have better results than Google!

Although lately it seems to be getting worse...time to find yet another search engine.
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Postby RichieIkari7 » Sat Aug 21, 2021 2:35 pm

Lain Iwakura or Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote would be my anime daughters, they remind me a bit of when I was their age so I feel like if I was their parent I would try to help them with their situations and give them some kindness in their lives, Shinji would be my son.

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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Mon Aug 23, 2021 12:19 pm

Oh, let me add to this thread: Elpie Ple.

And not in the Lolicon sense. Obviously.
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Postby Alaska Slim » Thu Nov 04, 2021 1:20 am

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Postby El Squibbonator » Wed Nov 10, 2021 3:59 pm

I don't want kids.
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Postby pwhodges » Thu Nov 11, 2021 9:00 am

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