Who is your mythological/religious/historical bae?
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Who is your mythological/religious/historical bae?
If your answer isn't "Hestia, and i ain't talking about that generic-ass Danmachi" then your opinion is objectively wrong. Bitch.
See this lovely lady? She's not just a goddess, but best, sweetest, and most godly deity EVER. See, early records of the 12 Olympians could only agree on the first 11. WHOOPS. Zeus, Hêra, Poseidôn, Dêmêtêr, Athêna, Apollôn, Artemis, Arês, Aphroditê, Hêphaistos, and Hermês are always the first 11, but some sources say Hestia is 12th, and others say Dionysos is the 12th. Aw, shit, plot holes suck. So, later authors said that Hestia was originally the 12th, but gave up her position so Dionysos could take it. How sweet. In fact, while the other gods and goddesses do very...questionable things, such as rape, murder, revenge killing, etc. and have toxic emotions such as jealousy and hubris, Hestia never displays any of that, which sadly pushes her to the side in most myths, and there aren't many stories about her. However, our sweet lady Hestia played a huge role in Ancient Greek religion, where she was one of the most venerated goddesses, being the first to get a sacrifice in most sacrificial rites, and was involved in rituals when new colonies or cities were founded. She was goddess of the hearth, home, and the balance of domesticity, the family, and government, and had a personal relationship with all of her followers, and was the reason life could be at all comfortable. She is most pure waifu goddess, and i would worship her if i believed in the classical pantheon.
See this lovely lady? She's not just a goddess, but best, sweetest, and most godly deity EVER. See, early records of the 12 Olympians could only agree on the first 11. WHOOPS. Zeus, Hêra, Poseidôn, Dêmêtêr, Athêna, Apollôn, Artemis, Arês, Aphroditê, Hêphaistos, and Hermês are always the first 11, but some sources say Hestia is 12th, and others say Dionysos is the 12th. Aw, shit, plot holes suck. So, later authors said that Hestia was originally the 12th, but gave up her position so Dionysos could take it. How sweet. In fact, while the other gods and goddesses do very...questionable things, such as rape, murder, revenge killing, etc. and have toxic emotions such as jealousy and hubris, Hestia never displays any of that, which sadly pushes her to the side in most myths, and there aren't many stories about her. However, our sweet lady Hestia played a huge role in Ancient Greek religion, where she was one of the most venerated goddesses, being the first to get a sacrifice in most sacrificial rites, and was involved in rituals when new colonies or cities were founded. She was goddess of the hearth, home, and the balance of domesticity, the family, and government, and had a personal relationship with all of her followers, and was the reason life could be at all comfortable. She is most pure waifu goddess, and i would worship her if i believed in the classical pantheon.
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What is this 'bae' you speak of?
*Edit* Did a search for the term...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bae
Donut, I think you may want to change that.
*Edit* Did a search for the term...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bae
Donut, I think you may want to change that.
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Aww, Donut, is Hestia not bestia?
As long as I'm contributing to this spam thread, though... probably Abe Lincoln. I like his beard.
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Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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Palutena is best goddess, but wasn't actually worshiped, unless you identify her with Pallas Athêna.
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Athena. I actually planned to found and name a company after her.
...I might still do that, actually....
...I might still do that, actually....
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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The title still says "bae", bae the way...
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What do you mean?
Totally legit goddess.
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Totally legit goddess.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Image quality on that one is kind of nasty. Here's a better one:
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Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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Oh. Oh dear, it's actually a thing? I wish I could scrub that bit of information from my brain. Donut, what have you done??
Even after looking up this fabled "bæ", I'm not sure what the point of this thread is. Perhaps someone can tell me.
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This sentence makes my head hurt. (Not literally.)
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Bae is just a really obnoxious way of saying "babe", but only applies in romantic contexts. Basically, this thread is for hipster waifufags who want to seem more dignified.
/hj
I said and did some dumb and hurtful things in my time here when i was younger. If i ever hurt you, i'm sorry. If you see any of this while reading old threads, i'm learning and trying to improve. Donut redemption arc in progress.
I said and did some dumb and hurtful things in my time here when i was younger. If i ever hurt you, i'm sorry. If you see any of this while reading old threads, i'm learning and trying to improve. Donut redemption arc in progress.
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