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so this guy has two dicks, is bisexual and has had sex with over 1000 men and women?.............yeah im going to have to call bullshit here, him having 2 dicks i can maybe buy as a deformity, him being bi i wont deny because im not a moron, him sleeping with 1000 people? get the fuck out of here now.
even PORNSTARS don't usually sleep with that many people so im going to have to call utter bullshit, especially some of his sex stories considering 90% of them are orgies, i knew a guy who went to an orgy once and does anyone have any idea how hard those are to set up? with as many as this guy described...........yeah no.
Plus he posted this to reddit, the pic looks real enough but i highly doubt it considering............well its fucking reddit.
so this guy has two dicks, is bisexual and has had sex with over 1000 men and women?.............yeah im going to have to call bullshit here, him having 2 dicks i can maybe buy as a deformity, him being bi i wont deny because im not a moron, him sleeping with 1000 people? get the fuck out of here now.
even PORNSTARS don't usually sleep with that many people so im going to have to call utter bullshit, especially some of his sex stories considering 90% of them are orgies, i knew a guy who went to an orgy once and does anyone have any idea how hard those are to set up? with as many as this guy described...........yeah no.
Plus he posted this to reddit, the pic looks real enough but i highly doubt it considering............well its fucking reddit.
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Rosenakahara wrote:[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws7_lOVnSXs[/url]
so this guy has two dicks, is bisexual and has had sex with over 1000 men and women?.............yeah im going to have to call bullshit here, him having 2 dicks i can maybe buy as a deformity, him being bi i wont deny because im not a moron, him sleeping with 1000 people? get the fuck out of here now.
even PORNSTARS don't usually sleep with that many people so im going to have to call utter bullshit, especially some of his sex stories considering 90% of them are orgies, i knew a guy who went to an orgy once and does anyone have any idea how hard those are to set up? with as many as this guy described...........yeah no.
Plus he posted this to reddit, the pic looks real enough but i highly doubt it considering............well its fucking reddit.
Just as if that three-breasted woman wasn't enough, and the AV star who claimed on Vice to have made a thousand or so skin flicks.
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Someone who started having sex at (say) 15 and then claims by (say) age 35 to have fucked 1000 people would have to fuck 1 new person every 7.305 days.
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Hamsters don't live that long.
I can only summarise that this man is in fact a vampire and has been around for hundreds of years.
I can only summarise that this man is in fact a vampire and has been around for hundreds of years.
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Hamsters are very virile. Definitely could have hanky panky with more than 1000 lady hamsters in a relatively short span of time. (I had multiple pairs of hamsters and I definitely know; had to separate them to prevent the mountains of hamster pups)
I always thought that vampires outside of the more recent.... things did not really engage in hanky panky.
I always thought that vampires outside of the more recent.... things did not really engage in hanky panky.
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Carmilla the first vampire says hi.
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Bram Stoker's Dracula has very strong sexual overtones, particularly the scene when Jonathan gets trapped in a room alone with two lady vampires. Things got worse for vampire media as a whole from there.
E̱͡v͈̙e͔̰̳͙r̞͍y͏̱̲̭͎̪ṱ͙̣̗̱͠h̰̰i͙n̶̮̟̳͍͍̫͓g̩ ̠͈en̶̖̹̪d̸̙̦͙̜͕͍̞s̸̰.̳̙̺̟̻̀
I always thought I might be bad
Now I know that it's true
Because I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
I always thought I might be bad
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Because I think you're so good
And I'm nothing like you
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Again nobody remembers Camilla even though it pre-dated Dracula but that ALSO had some strong sexual undertones as Laura was obviously much more than just food to Carmilla since she was making a point not to just kill her outright by taking all of her blood and making a lot of passes at her throughout the book.
Pretty sure if the book didn't have its "happy" ending then Carmilla would have turned Laura, lesbian vampire sex would have ensued, but 1871 and all so no dice.
Pretty sure if the book didn't have its "happy" ending then Carmilla would have turned Laura, lesbian vampire sex would have ensued, but 1871 and all so no dice.
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Tesla did the same release on their patents recently as well, trying to make a push for electric becoming the new standard asap. The two stories are likely related.
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That is staggeringly easy to accomplish for some people, particularly if they're part of the porn industry.
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lesbo agenda pls =DDDDD
There is literature dating back to the 18th century regarding vampires, and folklore back further.
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^ Nope, Carmilla is the first traditional vampire, stake, sun, crosses ect.
Before then vampire lore was not established, it was touched upon but this was the one that brought the vampire image to what you normally think of, then popularity skyrocketed when dracula came about, basing dracula off vlad was an ingenious move btw because he was very well known and hated, the man after death had become a horror story in his own right which really helped dracula garner as much popularity as it did.
also, code blue, i repeat code blue: contacting the lesbian hivemind our agenda has been discovered, abort mission, abort!
Before then vampire lore was not established, it was touched upon but this was the one that brought the vampire image to what you normally think of, then popularity skyrocketed when dracula came about, basing dracula off vlad was an ingenious move btw because he was very well known and hated, the man after death had become a horror story in his own right which really helped dracula garner as much popularity as it did.
also, code blue, i repeat code blue: contacting the lesbian hivemind our agenda has been discovered, abort mission, abort!
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The Twelve Kingdoms discussion thread
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The Twelve Kingdoms discussion thread
I think Varney the Vampire actually came first but no one remembers him.
Vlad was largely unknown in the west before Dracula, I think. Or pretty obscure, at least. I've always admired him and I think his historical reputation is overblown.
Vlad was largely unknown in the west before Dracula, I think. Or pretty obscure, at least. I've always admired him and I think his historical reputation is overblown.
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Statistical fact: Cops will never pull over a man with a huge bong in his car. Why? They fear this man. They know he sees further than they and he will bind them with ancient logics. —Marty Mikalski
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