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Postby NemZ » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:26 pm

View Original PostColdwire wrote:Fuyutsuki was too old for babysitting.


heh. There's a story in this one!
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:26 pm

The futon was now...so...claustrophobic....

The Harpy continued to consume it's fellows.

Shinji's fingers sank in...deeper...dissolving....

Gendo shuffled, avoiding the violet door.

Ritsuko clutched the Bakelite-sealed embryo.

Asuka could not reach the knife.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
-Sorrow

Rei wanted to know what waffles tasted like.
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We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come in third.
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Come read EVA Sessions! This place has it, too! There'll be pizza! Not really! There are other things, too! Not EVA Sessions! Did I mention the pizza!?

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Postby StarShaper7 » Mon Nov 03, 2014 8:37 pm

Cohle replaces Kaji, Hart replaces Gendo.

Evangelion: someone's memory of an anime.

Shinji gazed upon the Black Star.

The Angels serve the Yellow King.

Little Priest, get in the robot.

Asuka and Misato fight over Rust.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Mon Nov 03, 2014 11:43 pm

The Wall of Jericho killed Asuka.

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Postby Coldwire » Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:29 am

Kaji faced death with a smile.

Why won't you look at me?

I will see you again, Yui.

Ritsuko's dilemma: Gendo or the cat.

A kiss of lies and silence.

Rei does not bleed, Asuka does.

Rei does not dream, Asuka does.

Rei does not fear, Asuka does.
I could hide familiar in my pain
serve my sorrows in vain
or I could step right outside
and show you that I'm alive
I'll leave you behind...

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Postby Coldwire » Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:32 am

Sorry for double posting, I don't know what happened, it was the same post twice, I could not delete it, only edit it.
Last edited by Coldwire on Thu Nov 06, 2014 1:42 am, edited 2 times in total.
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Postby Atropos » Tue Nov 04, 2014 5:27 pm

Come, sweet death; come, blessed rest.

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Postby StarShaper7 » Fri Nov 07, 2014 7:41 pm

You're about to get Reiped, fool.

The Reid: Reidemption starring Ayanami Rei

Gendo shoots a giant Death Rei.

Universal generalization. In other words, Reification.

I'm a Reiper, not a Reipist.

There's a party in the Reiquarium!

You just got Reiped! SEE YA!

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Postby Sailor Star Dust » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:52 pm

Sure, why not? 3.0 style! 6 for 6:

Misato lowered the detonator. She wouldn't.

Blood red waves. Supermoon? Post Impact.

The boy couldn't trust. Internalized betrayal.

Mari's knowing smirks. Sometimes cold eyes.

Ayanami. Tentative. Real name? Real purpose?

PenPen wandered, alone. Was everyone dead?
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Nov 12, 2014 5:53 pm

Penguins piloting Evangelions finished Third Impact.

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:23 pm

The Reid: Reidemption starring Ayanami Rei


You win everything. EVERYTHING.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
-Sorrow

Rei wanted to know what waffles tasted like.
-Literary Eagle

We have to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, and work. But work has to come in third.
-Leslie Knope

Come read EVA Sessions! This place has it, too! There'll be pizza! Not really! There are other things, too! Not EVA Sessions! Did I mention the pizza!?

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Postby Squigsquasher » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:50 am

Rei grows celery and commits obscenities.

"It's not what it looks like!"

Even Shinji cannot fap to this.

Asuka buys a bulldozer. Hilarity ensues.

In Tokyo-3 there is only war.

Shinji hungers for delicious German flesh.

Shinji tries pegging. He enjoys it.

Asuka contracts Boneitis. Rei is pleased.

It's Gendo! *Theme Song* Oh, baby.
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Postby Chuckman » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:04 pm

All of Asuka's socks are missing.
the prophecy is true

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:08 pm

Game over. Chuckman wins this thread, folks.

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Postby StarShaper7 » Fri Nov 14, 2014 12:01 am

View Original PostChuckman wrote:All of Asuka's socks are missing.


At first glance I thought the word 'socks' was something very different. :beavis: :butthead:

Heart-Shaped Conjoined Absolute Terror Fields.

Kaworu came too close for comfort.

My God, it's full of Reis!

Misato flaunted her sexy feline costume.

Reisuka: the best of both worlds.

Without a pilot, Eva is useless.

Without my Eva, I am useless.

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Postby ChangCY5555 » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:19 am

I swear, it's totally innocent cohabitation.

Yes, I'm aware he's a minor.

I know, I'd go to prison.

Jeez, would you lower your voice?

People have no sense of humor.
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Postby IronEvangelion » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:41 am

Hungry hungry Reis eat Ritsuko Akagi.
Gendo replaces Shinji in hospital scene.
Pen Pen dies from Misato's cooking.
Eva Unit one likes eating angels.
Rei clones are Rei's facebook friends.
Asuka secretly likes Magma Diver suit.
Jet Alone wanted to be dishwasher.
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Postby SawItAtAge10 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:05 pm

Shinji masturbates beside Asuka. Everyone dies.

Shinji locked door, cameras still saw.

Shinji got in the robot, lost mind.

Shinji is a wuss, annihilates humanity.

Shinji is pathetic, kills the Angels.

Mari chewed bubblegum and kicked ass.
FROM EVANGELION:
"Acts of Man are greater than acts of God!"

"I'm saying that I love you."

NOT FROM EVANGELION:
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."

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Postby Glor » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:26 pm

View Original PostSawItAtAge10 wrote:Shinji masturbates beside Asuka. Everyone dies.


:rofl:

A timeless story.
Rite of Reclamation - an Evangelion/Halo fusion, check it out, is pretty neat.

"Anything can be Evangelion related if you have the will to twist it." -Joseki.

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Postby SawItAtAge10 » Tue Sep 27, 2016 3:32 pm

It occurs to me it's not just a story, but also a complete synopsis lmao
FROM EVANGELION:
"Acts of Man are greater than acts of God!"

"I'm saying that I love you."

NOT FROM EVANGELION:
"You are excrement. You can change yourself into gold."


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