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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sun May 24, 2015 3:07 pm

^ Well, only Rob Liefeld can really Rob Liefeld as hard as Rob Liefeld can.

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Postby Bagheera » Sun May 24, 2015 4:05 pm

Yeah, she looks like a human being. Liefeld never quite managed that.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sun May 24, 2015 4:57 pm

Rob Liefeld drew comics about humans?

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Postby Chuckman » Sun May 24, 2015 5:48 pm

Misato

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I think I'm developing an eyepatch fetish. If I ever get a gun moll she's going to have to wear an eye patch whether she needs one or not.

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Postby Guy Nacks » Sun May 24, 2015 6:08 pm

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I spy, with my un-eyepatched eye, something wrong in this image.


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Postby Chuckman » Sun May 24, 2015 6:11 pm

That's clearly an adult Soryu who is still in need of an eyepatch, modeling a copy of her old plugsuit for Shinji in their post-3E rebuilt world house.

Evidence: (a)Eyepatch (b) that is not a skinny thirteen year old's ass.

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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sun May 24, 2015 9:22 pm

I guess Asuka will always need an eye-patch 14 years into the future in both continuities. EoE just didn’t go far enough. :devil:

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Postby Guy Nacks » Sun May 24, 2015 9:30 pm

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:I guess Asuka will always need an eye-patch 14 years into the future in both continuities. EoE just didn’t go far enough. :devil:



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Postby Gob Hobblin » Sun May 24, 2015 9:38 pm

I suddenly want a time-travel fic where Eye-Patch Asuka bursts into the apartment Metal Gear style.

"Shinji! We have to go back...to the future!"

"W-why!? Does something happen to me!?"

"It's not you, you're fine! It's your kids!"

"I'm not getting important information!"
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Postby Guy Nacks » Sun May 24, 2015 9:45 pm

"Evas? Where we're going we won't need Evas."

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Postby Chuckman » Sun May 24, 2015 9:49 pm

Also that picture has excellent *phhbbbbbbbt* potential.

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Sun May 24, 2015 10:08 pm

^

Quite true.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Sun May 24, 2015 10:13 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:Also that picture has excellent *phhbbbbbbbt* potential.

I can’t tell is this is a fart sound or a motorboat sound. I’m not quite into the former, either.

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Postby Guy Nacks » Sun May 24, 2015 10:21 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:Also that picture has excellent *phhbbbbbbbt* potential.


I also can't tell if you're talking about the Asuka Soryu picture that I was just referencing. So, that would lead me to believe that the *phhbbbbbbt* would be performed on her ass and not on the traditional location of the stomach.

Are we phhhbttt-ing ass cheeks now? I am unsure about this latest course of action, good sir, because if you motorboat her ass, it sounds like a fart and if she farts while you're motorboating her ass....Image
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Postby Chuckman » Sun May 24, 2015 10:38 pm

I do not need to justify my ass motorboating to you.

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Postby Gob Hobblin » Sun May 24, 2015 10:39 pm

^

It does sound like it would lead to a lack of fun times for both parties. Though the expression of the Motorboatee would certainly be priceless.

...someone with art skills, get on that. We need a visual representation of that expression.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Postby Chuckman » Sun May 24, 2015 10:45 pm

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:^

Though the expression of the Motorboatee would certainly be priceless.


This one understands.

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Postby Guy Nacks » Sun May 24, 2015 11:11 pm

View Original PostGob Hobblin wrote:^

It does sound like it would lead to a lack of fun times for both parties. Though the expression of the Motorboatee would certainly be priceless.

...someone with art skills, get on that. We need a visual representation of that expression.


I know of none more fitting:
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Postby Gob Hobblin » Sun May 24, 2015 11:17 pm

GENIUS!

"...let's watch a movie instead, okay?...and never talk about this again."

...

It does remind me of a very amusing story my Cadre TAC told me in IBOLC. Which isn't appropriate at all for the Forums. Very few Army stories are.

...it wasn't a long one, either. It was mostly the expressions he made telling it.

But Guy, you win all the Internets.
Though, Gob still might look good in a cocktail dress.
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Postby Clover » Mon May 25, 2015 4:33 pm

Is there any fan or official art of Yui where her expression isn't the typical serene smile?
I've always thought that seeing her angry or afraid of something would be pretty novel, like Kaworu freaking out in 3.0.


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