Would you chug down Shinji's *****? Now you can!
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Would you chug down Shinji's *****? Now you can!
Here we have commercialization that's just too good to pass by!
"Sauce"
TL of product description
"I'm the lowest"
This is a cocktail modeled after "that liquid" which remained on Shinji's hand after he had ended up stripping sleeping Asuka. We especially recommend this to females. (04: KC)
edit: what/why explanation here
"Sauce"
TL of product description
"I'm the lowest"
This is a cocktail modeled after "that liquid" which remained on Shinji's hand after he had ended up stripping sleeping Asuka. We especially recommend this to females. (04: KC)
edit: what/why explanation here
Last edited by Xard on Fri Feb 21, 2014 6:19 am, edited 3 times in total.
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Wut??? WTFJAPAN
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.....the Nerv cup wrote:~THE ORIGINAL~
Looks like horchata... I will probably never drink horchata again.
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Just when I thought this fandom couldn't be more fucked up.
Once again, thank you Xard. Some of us actually want to CONTINUE to like Shinji, thank-you-very-much.
Once again, thank you Xard. Some of us actually want to CONTINUE to like Shinji, thank-you-very-much.
"You're na�ve, Cecil. Even knowing betrayal and despair, you would depend on the whims of others?" - Golbez
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Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
Golbez: "Hmph...I merely have duties to fulfill."
Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
Golbez: Your loss can strengthen you.
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Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
Golbez: "Hmph...I merely have duties to fulfill."
Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
Golbez: Your loss can strengthen you.
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Once again? Wait, what have I done before?
Even the grandmaster has given up on that.
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Somehow, SOMEHOW, you've yet increased the "GROSSNESS" factor of this fandom, yet again.
Bravo Xard. Bravo.
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Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
Golbez: "Hmph...I merely have duties to fulfill."
Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
Golbez: Your loss can strengthen you.
"NGE Shinji is broken, Manga Shinji is an asshole, Rebuild Shinji is an idiot. Which is best? Uh, can I get some other options? All of these really suck." -Bagheera
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Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
Golbez: "Hmph...I merely have duties to fulfill."
Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
Golbez: Your loss can strengthen you.
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Well it's Japan that did that. Xard is simply informing us of it, which is always great and he deserves the thanks for going through the effort to bring us news from the moonland.
Plus it's clearly not gross if Japan thinks precious bodily fluids are appropriate for cocktails.
Plus it's clearly not gross if Japan thinks precious bodily fluids are appropriate for cocktails.
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And yet, Shinji clearly states he is "fucked up" at the sight of his own Jizz.
Come on dude, this HAS to be fake. This is in such poor taste......it's just..... BEYOND poor taste to MARKET a broken 14 year-old's emotional and psychological low point as a drink. That's just....I don't even have words to describe it.
"You're na�ve, Cecil. Even knowing betrayal and despair, you would depend on the whims of others?" - Golbez
---------------------------------------
Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
Golbez: "Hmph...I merely have duties to fulfill."
Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
Golbez: Your loss can strengthen you.
"NGE Shinji is broken, Manga Shinji is an asshole, Rebuild Shinji is an idiot. Which is best? Uh, can I get some other options? All of these really suck." -Bagheera
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Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
Golbez: "Hmph...I merely have duties to fulfill."
Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
Golbez: Your loss can strengthen you.
"NGE Shinji is broken, Manga Shinji is an asshole, Rebuild Shinji is an idiot. Which is best? Uh, can I get some other options? All of these really suck." -Bagheera
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I'd love to see Anno's reaction to this.
Last edited by Guy Nacks on Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:53 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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And so we arrive at demagogy. - Hideaki Anno, 1996
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