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Would you chug down Shinji's *****? Now you can!

Postby Xard » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:00 pm

Here we have commercialization that's just too good to pass by!

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"Sauce"

TL of product description

"I'm the lowest"

This is a cocktail modeled after "that liquid" which remained on Shinji's hand after he had ended up stripping sleeping Asuka. We especially recommend this to females. (04: KC)


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

edit: what/why explanation here
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ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
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Eva Yojimbo: You really are the Otaku equivalent of a Catholic and Jew rolled up into one giant dakimakura of guilt.
Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

Nice, Xard. That's nice.
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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:03 pm

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Postby Angel of Will » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:08 pm

:facepalm:
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Postby Chuckman » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:08 pm

Well, I'd say this franchise has been run into the ground.
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Postby The Eva Monkey » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:12 pm

I... uh... whu... ugh... no words... just...

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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:16 pm

Japan, you are and forever will be, THE BEST

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Postby bobbyfischer's ghost » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:17 pm

Wut??? WTFJAPAN
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:21 pm

To be perfectly serious though, what publication is the source of that? Is it from that Eva Cafe that's suppose to open?


EDIT: This? http://neweva.blog103.fc2.com/blog-entry-2863.html
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Postby Joy Evangelion » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:23 pm

the Nerv cup wrote:~THE ORIGINAL~
.....:huh:

Looks like horchata... I will probably never drink horchata again.
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Postby C.A.P. » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:24 pm

As if I need confirmation that my heart belongs in the Muppet fandom...
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Postby xanderkh » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:28 pm

Just when I thought this fandom couldn't be more fucked up. :irked:

Once again, thank you Xard. Some of us actually want to CONTINUE to like Shinji, thank-you-very-much. :irked:
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Postby Lord ikari shinji » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:29 pm

:lol: ikari juices
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Postby Jayfive » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:53 pm

Oh Japan.

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Postby Wanderlust » Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:54 pm

Obviously a plot by Anno to sicken the otaku to the point that they'll finally stop masturbating to animated 14 year old girls.
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Postby Xard » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:02 pm

View Original Postxanderkh wrote:Once again, thank you Xard. Some of us actually want to CONTINUE to like Shinji, thank-you-very-much. :irked:


Once again? Wait, what have I done before? :|

View Original PostWanderlust wrote:Obviously a plot by Anno to sicken the otaku to the point that they'll finally stop masturbating to animated 14 year old girls.


Even the grandmaster has given up on that.

Anno wrote:-- In Eva, there was a criticism of those fans who turned away from reality and escaped to the work. Has that consciousness remained unchanged?

Anno: In the original Eva, there were many people who took something that I created as a source of amusement beyond those limits and made it into an object of dependence. I wanted to take responsibility for the fact that such people had been so "inflated." I wanted to bring the work back within the boundaries of entertainment. However, I have now withdrawn from dealing with it. Such people will not change no matter what I say. I now well understand that there is nothing I can do.
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
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Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

Nice, Xard. That's nice.
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Postby xanderkh » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:11 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:Once again? Wait, what have I done before? :|


Somehow, SOMEHOW, you've yet increased the "GROSSNESS" factor of this fandom, yet again. :um-no:

Bravo Xard. Bravo. :irked:
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:30 pm

Well it's Japan that did that. Xard is simply informing us of it, which is always great and he deserves the thanks for going through the effort to bring us news from the moonland.


Plus it's clearly not gross if Japan thinks precious bodily fluids are appropriate for cocktails.
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Postby xanderkh » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:34 pm

View Original PostTMBounty_Hunter wrote:Well it's Japan that did that. Xard is simply informing us of it, which is always great and he deserves the thanks for going through the effort to bring us news from the moonland.


Plus it's clearly not gross if Japan thinks precious bodily fluids are appropriate for cocktails.


And yet, Shinji clearly states he is "fucked up" at the sight of his own Jizz. :irked:

Come on dude, this HAS to be fake. This is in such poor taste......it's just..... BEYOND poor taste to MARKET a broken 14 year-old's emotional and psychological low point as a drink. That's just....I don't even have words to describe it. :irked:
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Sephiroth: "Do you miss the Light?"
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Sephiroth: "Too close to the brightness, and you may get scorched."
Golbz:.............
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Postby TMBounty_Hunter » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:36 pm

That's why I want to know the source. Whether this is actually super proper official or just someone messing around on the side.

Either way I personally find it more hilarious than disturbing or in poor taste.
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Postby Guy Nacks » Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:52 pm

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I'd love to see Anno's reaction to this.
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