The Worst Thing Ever: An Actual Eva Hentai OVA. (No Link)

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Postby StarShaper7 » Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:27 am

Wow. These suck.

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Postby Guy Nacks » Sat Feb 28, 2015 8:47 am

There has never been an animated Eva hentai that has been successful at actually being erotic.

This is what Anno presumably hopes to change with 4.0.
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Postby ChaddyManPrime » Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:44 pm

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I don't know man, ASH and the Orgy one are easily fappable.
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Postby StarShaper7 » Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:14 pm

If you can get past the poor quality of literally everything about them, then yes.

If only there were a hentai that looked as good as ME!ME!ME!

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Postby Dataprime » Sat Feb 28, 2015 4:15 pm

View Original PostStarShaper7 wrote:If only there were a hentai that looked as good as ME!ME!ME!

You'd think hentai would have higher requirements on art quality, but unfortunately, that isn't
the case. Most hentai is put together as quickly and cheaply as possible since the only major concern
is getting people to buy that hentai because of whatever content it might have in it, or making at least
the sex scenes to look good.

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Postby ChaddyManPrime » Sat Feb 28, 2015 7:07 pm

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I honestly thought ASH looked pretty damn good, hell the the original cels for the Orgy one were pretty damn good too.
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Postby Dream » Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:44 pm

View Original PostDataprime wrote:You'd think hentai would have higher requirements on art quality, but unfortunately, that isn't the case. Most hentai is put together as quickly and cheaply as possible since the only major concern is getting people to buy that hentai because of whatever content it might have in it, or making at least the sex scenes to look good.


Making good animation is hard. Very hard in fact, to the point where few people become sakuga/ace animators in their carreers. This combined with the inherently high costs of pen-and-paper animation likely explain why no one is really commited to spending that much labor on what amounts to jacking-off material.

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Postby Shamsiel-kun » Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:48 am

So is this worse or better than Gainax' own Eva hentai game: The Stripping Instrumentality Project?

Which, by the way, had officially licensed fairly mass-produced resin model kits of Asuka and Rei mostly naked laying in dubious poses :cringe: , possession of which outside of Japan might be passable of prosecution for child pornography...at least, if the slightly censored pictures of them in my Dengeki Hobby "All That Figure" (2000 to 2002) volumes are anything to go by :uhh:

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Postby Squigsquasher » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:10 pm

This is worse. Much, much worse. Stripping Instrumentality Project had some effort put into it at least (or so I imagine).
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Postby ChaddyManPrime » Fri Sep 23, 2016 2:43 am

A new one just got posted, it's from the same people who made Ash. It involves the plug suit.
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Postby kuribo-04 » Sat Dec 12, 2020 11:56 pm

I watched this and it is hilariously bad. I don't know why anyone thought this has something to do with actual Gainax. If that were the case, it might have reached a minimum of quality.
Like one of the first posts here mentioned, sudden change of character motivation in Asuka in the middle of this is hilarious.

That said I thought I would regret seeing this but it was funny, so... Worth it (if you're 18+).
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Postby Line » Mon Dec 14, 2020 2:25 am

So, by seeing this topic, I took a glance, and oh my, it's digusting! And so disturbing! EoE look like an innocent toddler child movie compared to this monstruosity :facepalm: :gun-shades:
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Postby amitakartok » Wed Dec 30, 2020 1:31 pm

Apparently Khara is also aware of this because they just banned it or something.
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Postby donutbruit » Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:01 pm

View Original PostDataprime wrote:
View Original PostStarShaper7#783106 wrote:If only there were a hentai that looked as good as ME!ME!ME!

You'd think hentai would have higher requirements on art quality, but unfortunately, that isn't
the case.
That wasn't fully the case in the 80s and 90s; adaptations of C's Ware visual novels are always pretty good (Luv Wave in particular is one I highly recommend).

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Postby Velorex » Thu Jun 03, 2021 2:49 pm

So um... who made it? I can find nothing online regarding the source of the hentai.
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Postby ChaddyManPrime » Tue Jun 08, 2021 1:10 pm

View Original PostVelorex wrote:So um... who made it? I can find nothing online regarding the source of the hentai.

I've always seen that people from the actual animation studio were involved, no one ever specifies who exactly.
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Postby Zusuchan » Tue Jun 08, 2021 1:54 pm

It was written and directed by Hideaki Anno, of course. We've known for a while now he's the actual mastermind between most Eva content and the "creators" of the Sadamoto manga, SIRP, Campus Apocalypse and other spin-off works are just paid actors.

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Postby Blockio » Tue Jun 08, 2021 2:17 pm

As is everyone on this forum who isn't specifically you (yes, YOU). It's all a ploy to keep Eva fresh in people's minds by artificially creating discourse.
some of the older members aren't even real people, they're just a curated neural network that's fed on posts of the paid actors from back when the ploy wasn't profitable enough to pay for all the accounts
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