The Worst Thing Ever: An Actual Eva Hentai OVA. (No Link)
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The animation on that second link is horrorawful.
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Stratomeister wrote:Oh dear lord, I had hoped that I would never hear of this again...
I remember *ahem* stumbling across this uh, somehow, and I believe my initial reaction sums it up fairly well.
Da fuq?
Through whichever twisted mean this atrocity came into existence, I condemn it to eternal damnation! What on Earth were they thinking?
I sincerely hope that I will be able to repress these unfortunate memories that have resurfaced from the depths of my own personal oblivion. Now please excuse me while I go and bleach my brain.
It's just a bunch of lulsy hentai, nothing worth getting that worked up over.
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yes, i also remember *stumbling* on it while doing *research* on bunnies and/or bridges.
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First of all, there was a time when programs like Morpheus and Kazaa were the primary means by which people learned about Evangelion (presumably after being told to look for "rammstein engel anime version" or the like). If you lived during this time, it was nearly impossible to NOT accidentally stumble upon this file. Nowadays these kids and their newfangled Adult Swim and Platinum Collections... fifteen miles through the snow... uphill both ways... *cough cough* Anyway, if someone said ten years ago that they had never heard of such a thing, disbelief would have been warranted. Now, the file really is being forced into obscurity.
Second, I got into Evangelion during that time period, and I have a policy of never deleting anything Evangelion-related from my computer. Thus, I can provide technical details: it's an MPEG file, 12 and a half minutes in length and 124 mb in size with a resolution of 352x240.
Third, Some Stupid Guy with Nothing Better to Do made a music video using clips from the hentai movie and the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. I have that too.
I'm not eager to spread these files, but I can be persuaded.
EDIT: and large parts of it are just scrolling text. Seriously. How am I supposed to fap to scrolling text?
Second, I got into Evangelion during that time period, and I have a policy of never deleting anything Evangelion-related from my computer. Thus, I can provide technical details: it's an MPEG file, 12 and a half minutes in length and 124 mb in size with a resolution of 352x240.
Third, Some Stupid Guy with Nothing Better to Do made a music video using clips from the hentai movie and the song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails. I have that too.
I'm not eager to spread these files, but I can be persuaded.
EDIT: and large parts of it are just scrolling text. Seriously. How am I supposed to fap to scrolling text?
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I even found a YouTube Video linking to it But you really don't miss anything if you don't see it. There are tons of way better fanmade stuff.
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a lot of you really never heard of this? I thought it was common knowledge.
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I've actually never heard of this creation.
Frankly, I'm surprised a group of fans had the budget to create a Hentai OVA. I thought Hentai creations are usually reserved to mangas due to budgetary constraints.
(I've been to a few doujin markets in the past months, and have only seen one video creation
I've asked the creator, who said it took him a year and a half to create a 20-minute episode all by himself.)
Frankly, I'm surprised a group of fans had the budget to create a Hentai OVA. I thought Hentai creations are usually reserved to mangas due to budgetary constraints.
(I've been to a few doujin markets in the past months, and have only seen one video creation
I've asked the creator, who said it took him a year and a half to create a 20-minute episode all by himself.)
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What? You mean just inserting subs that read “Senpai!” or “Harder!” or “I’m cumming!” (or “Baka!” or “No!” or “Not inside of me!”) every time a character screams ins’t accurate enough for someone to get their rocks on?
Honestly, I’ve never touched the stuff myself. I do find reading of their existence extremely hilarious despite how inevitable their creation was, though.
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