Evangelion pickup lines > . >

[Kaworu Nagisa]

1. Wanna come over to my place and we can initiate some human instrumentality?

2. Is that the fourth angel in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

3. Time for attack. Let me insert the entry plug into your eva and fill it up with viscous fluids.

4. I think blue haired chix are hot.

5. When your Liltih comes into contact with my Adam we'll get ready for third impact.

6. I have a fetish for crazy, red headed, comotose german girls.

7. Ever do it in a room full of 12 talking monoliths before?

8. You must be an angel, cuz you've turned me into orange mush.

9. Wanna see my Lance of Longinus?

10. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

[Timstuff]

What's scarier than those lines, is the image I get when I think of the kind of women who they'd work on.

[narcosis219]

6. I have a fetish for crazy, red headed, comotose german girls.

Aw hell yes! :roll:

[Hunter21]

I would pay to watch people try and use those lines on real girls

I would also give ten to one odds that the girls who pounce on those lines have STD's.

[Faußtin]

What is "STD"? :S

@Timstuff
Yeah. They don't have names, just codes; it is easier to identify them that way. *Looks for a big-big burf bag.*

[badc0de]

What is "STD"? :S

Sexually transmitted disease

[Shin-seiki]

#26'
(commenting on her boinkathon flashback with Kaji during Instrumentality)
Misato:
I probably just did this to prove that I existed.
(Lit: "to confirm that I was here")

Thus:
"Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and 'prove that you exist'?!"

[Faußtin]

What is "STD"? :S

Sexually transmitted disease

Thanks. Everything is sooo clean now.

[ice reaper]

well, looks like i have something to do during the summer holidays now....i'm so glad i have private health care.

[jcmoorehead]

Quite a perverted one here but

"I'd sure like to put my lance through your A.T. Field"

[Faußtin]

Or "It wouldn't be too hard for me to penetrate your AT-Field for good."
How perverted people are...
Including me... :P
"I have a lot of twin sisters who are dying to meet you."
Or "I have a lot of twin sister who have a good apetite, if you get what I'm saying..." /:twisted:
"I have a tall horny friend, but he has a wierd name... Something like Shougouki or whatever..."
This is sick... and crap...
But its fun!

[DatDude]

Hay baby want to see my entry plug?

[Mundane]

Not exactly an Evangelion related pick-up line, but if you've seen AMV Hell 0, you would understand.

"I've got, staying power..."

[Defectron]

What is "STD"? :S

What it really stands for is Super Terminator Dinosaur :o , but yeah I shudder to imagine the situation where someone actually uses those lines.

[Faußtin]

Lets play Instrumentality! You know, when people unite in one body...

[tinmeigut]

Those picked up lines are hilarious, and that 'wanna see my entry plug' is just perfect.

[Hunter21]

Those picked up lines are hilarious, and that 'wanna see my entry plug' is just perfect.

Then why don't you go ahead and try to use them at abar. Then you can tell us the results. :twisted: er ummm.... I mean 8)

[ChronoX]

I'll show you my entry plug if you show me your eva

[Timstuff]

I'll bet we can reach a 100% synch rate.

[Faußtin]

I'll bet we can reach a 100% synch rate.

... or more... :P