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Postby pwhodges » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:01 am

I've made this thread in response to this:
View Original PostMelchior wrote:I see a beard appreciation thread in the near future... would do it right now, if it wasn't for me being at work ^_^


To start you off, I had a beard in the early 1970s. Never since, but here's what it looked like then:
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Postby Catamari » Wed Aug 21, 2013 10:12 am

Damn, hodges, if I were forty years older...



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Postby Melchior » Wed Aug 21, 2013 12:39 pm

HAHA, I knew this would spark someone's interests.
I'll have to wait until I get home. Unfortunately, I just have a chin strap, only because of work.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:05 pm

Someone somewhere will be getting off to this. Prime reason to quickly grow back my sexiness and post it here!
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Postby Squigsquasher » Wed Aug 21, 2013 1:30 pm

Nuclear Lunchbox, I feel you are needed here.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:25 pm

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:54 pm

You started a beard thread after I shaved my beard? SHAME ON YOU. Well, at least this gives me an excuse to grow it back. In the meantime, here are some older pics that I took.

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Postby Catamari » Wed Aug 21, 2013 6:50 pm

Tines, you look amazingly like my French grandfather. It's absolutely shocking.
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Postby NemZ » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:04 pm

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not my best look, but it'll do.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:12 pm

I see you're wearing the full gendo. Me likey. ^_^
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Postby Stryker » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:20 pm

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:24 pm

No, I can grow a Jewfro. NemZ's hair is not awesome enough to do that. :tongue:
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Postby NemZ » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:30 pm

Gendo beard with Elvis hair, yeah. I used to do just epic sideburns + goatee but at some point I decided to connect it together and pretend to be an adult.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:32 pm

I tried the sideburns look back when I had a gigantic head of hair. This was way before I cut it, mind you. I had these really long, stupid-looking sideburns that I only kept because a friend said he'd pay me fifty bucks if I wore the style for a month. I did. I got paid. Life was good.
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Postby Melchior » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:32 pm

I experiment with mine a lot... it only takes a week to grow in, but, it never gets much longer than it is in this picture. It's a curse, really... I'd love to have a long full beard, even if I had to wait for it... but, this is all I ever get. Honestly, I trim a few long crazy hairs once in a while, but, I don't EVER maintain length.

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Postby Catamari » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:33 pm

View Original PostNemZ wrote:Gendo beard with Elvis hair, yeah. I used to do just epic sideburns + goatee but at some point I decided to connect it together and pretend to be an adult.


Please sing us "Geofront Rock", oh great king of J-Rock, Gendou Presley!


...I expected someone named Melchior to have a more dignified look. I expect great things of you, in the future.
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Postby Melchior » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:38 pm

View Original PostCatamari wrote:...I expected someone named Melchior to have a more dignified look. I expect great things of you, in the future.


I direct you to my picture in the picture thread...
Ah hell, I posted it there, but, you'll be searching-

This is my refined "business" look.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:39 pm

The beard you have on in the purple shirt looks a lot better, in my opinion. I'd hire that man. The man in the bathroom looks like he might be a pimp or something. I kid, I kid.
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Postby Catamari » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:40 pm

You're like Benzaie. He can go from "possible crackhead" to "CEO of international company" with ease.

EDIT: You know I'm just roasting you.
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Postby Melchior » Wed Aug 21, 2013 7:42 pm

Confidentially, I am a pimp, but that's only confidentially.

I actually only did the original "trim" in spite of my sister. I did that on Christmas day in order to effectively ruin ALL of her pictures that involved me.
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