[CYOA] Shinji's Silly Misadventures!

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Apr 23, 2013 5:39 pm

View Original Postnotalive wrote:God of the Leather Chair and Strip Poker

If custom titles could be this long, this would be mine. It's beautiful. I still don't want one until I hit Elder God, but... I'll keep this one in mind.

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Postby EVAfacepalm » Wed Apr 24, 2013 8:10 pm

Well, Squig, the decision has passed!

2 WINS! Let the wild abandon commence!
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.

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Postby Squigsquasher » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:05 pm

You decide to play dangerously, and throw caution to the wind. Time to stop being a wimp and grow a backbone!

You look at your cards. You have a 2 of Spades, an Ace of Clubs, a 4 of Diamonds, a 3 of Clubs, and a Jack of Hearts. Not a very good hand.

You decide to exchange some of your cards. You swap a few with Touji, hoping to get a better hand.

Unfortunately, your 4 of Diamonds is now a 2 of Hearts, and your 2 of Spades is now the dreaded Ace of Spades. Could this be an ill omen? Or could it just be that the author has been listening to too much Motorhead?

After much exchanging of cards, the betting begins. BRS bets her shorts and jacket, Miku bets her shirt and boots, Touji bets his trousers, and so on. Then it comes to your turn to bet.

You look down at yourself. All you have left are your underwear and your shoes. Common sense would dictate that you would only bet your shoes. However, you are not in the mood for common sense.

"I bet my shoes, socks, and briefs!" you declare.

For a few seconds, there is an awkward silence, as the players struggle to maintain their poker faces.

Then, they can hold it in no longer and burst into a mixture of laughter and cheering.

"Ooooh, Shinji, aren't you brave? Please, please, PLEASE lose this round!" coos Misty.

"Now THAT is something I'd like to see!" shouts BRS "Your clothes! They must be removed!"

"ALL YOUR CLOTHES ARE BELONG TO US!" screams Excel.

The moment of truth has come. You have a terrible hand, you can already tell you've lost. You all show each other your hands, and...

...Somehow, Chi has a worse hand than you, inexplicably stuck with an Ace of Hearts, Ace of Diamonds, Joker, 2 of Hearts, and bizarrely enough, a -7 of Spades.

Chi looks at her cards. "Oh. Looks Like I lost this round, Chi. Well, only one thing for it, Chi..."

She then proceeds to remove her clothing.

You manage to hold back a nosebleed. "Oh dear, Chi, looks like you're out of the-"

"Hang on, I'm not finished yet, Chi!" she continues, and starts taking off her leg, a few panels of plating, and even her head (her being a computer and all)

You start to stammer in disbelief. "What...What ARE you DOING!?!?"

"Simple, Chi!" she responds "I don't have any more clothing to remove, so I'm taking off non-essential components to compensate, Chi!"

You roll your eyes. Has the humour in this ridiculous story really fallen this far?

"Umm, Chi, please put your head back on. You're scaring the readers!" you implore the beautiful Persocom.

"Oh, alright...spoilsport, Chi..." grumbles Chi, glumly. She then puts herself back together.

"Thank you. Now if we could please get on with the game-"

PINGAS! booms a deep voice.

Touji turns round, seeking the source of the voice, and promptly screams with a very high-pitched voice.

Standing in the entrance to the disco is none other than Doctor Ivo Robotnik, clad in a very similar outfit to the one Rei was wearing not too long ago.

You feel your eyes starting to burn out of your skull, and quickly put on a pair of sunglasses.

"What the hell do you want?" groans Miku, her jaw agape.

"SIMPLE!" declares Robotnik "You will allow me to join in the game of strip poker, or you will feel the wrath of my PINGAS!"

He accentuates his threat with a pelvic thrust.

You gulp. What are you going to do?

1: "Sigh...I suppose you can join in..."
2: "How DARE you interrupt my game of strip poker with my harem! Have at you!"
3: "No, you may not join in. Go away!"
Or 4: "Well, we would let you join in, but unfortunately (insert excuse here)"


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Postby MAGI_01 » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:24 pm

2!
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Postby sephiros » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:28 pm

2 This CYOA needs a good old fashioned duel.
Godzilla never had an AT Field!!
You dumbass, what the hell else do you think I'm talking about? We're gonna combine!!
If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion.
Your victory was a Deus Ex Machina, ergo that cake is a lie!

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Postby EVAfacepalm » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:39 pm

2!

Shinji and this lecherous old man will duel with sabers and pistols, as is tradition.

Or, you know, pick up Scanty's thongs or Kneesocks... kneesocks, and unleash demonic destruction on him.
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.

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Postby notalive » Thu Apr 25, 2013 4:41 pm

222222222! Please tell me we're gonna duel him Sonic-style!
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:13 pm

2. Let's get our game on.

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Postby Justacrazyguy » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:21 pm

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:23 pm

Majority already at Two? Have at, foul Eggman!

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Postby Agentomega » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:09 pm

4. But unfortunately "you don't have enough chaos emeralds"
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Postby Squigsquasher » Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:31 pm

"How DARE you interrupt out game of strip poker! Have at you, fatso!" you roar.

You leap out of your chair and land in front of the obese crossdressing scientist with a dramatic thud.

"Ooh, looky here! Some scrawny boy in his underwear is challenging me! What do you want, string bean?" sneers Robotnik, scowling.

You point at him, Phoenix Right style, and declare your desire to duel.

"I challenge you to a duel!" you bellow. "Let's settle this man to walking lump of fat!"

Robotnik crosses his arms. "I accept your challenge! If you win, I will go. If you lose, I will join in with your game, and you will feel the fury of my PINGAS!"

"Fine. Then let us choose weapons! Melee weapons only, and no stupid Deus Ex Machinas!" you retort.

Robotnik reaches into his thong and pulls out a fencing foil (don't ask where he kept it)

You turn to your harem. "I require a weapon" you tell them "Do you mind lending one?"

"No problem!" says BRS, and the harem takes out their various weapons and lay them on the table.

"Hmm...So many weapons, so little time..." you say to yourself.

Which weapon do you pick?

1: Black Rock Shooter's katana,
2: Kneesock's Sock-Scythes,
3: Sailor Moon's wand,
4: Hatsune Miku's...negi,
5: Excel's hedge strimmer (she does carry around some strange things),
Or 6: Haruhi's...scissors?
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Postby Agentomega » Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:48 pm

Katana if we're going for badass, Sailor Moon's wand if we're going for lulz.
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Postby MAGI_01 » Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:50 pm

1!
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Postby EVAfacepalm » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:13 pm

1.) for awesome, 2.) for intelligence.

A katana will cut right through him, while the scythes contain the power of demons and would probably make him suffer more.

Count my vote towards whichever one is behind at the time you start writing the next part.
According to Seele, Tang is the ultimate form of life. I guess that means the astronauts are committing genocide all the time then.

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Postby BPES » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:17 pm

1, Black blade ftw
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:32 pm

Two for the epicness. Besides, it can be used as a bargaining point once Strip Poker starts back up.

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Postby TomasJC » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:48 pm

1- Shinji must engage the true samurai within.
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Postby Justacrazyguy » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:33 pm

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Postby sephiros » Sat Apr 27, 2013 11:13 am

Shinji should probably use his own weapon. I say plug his core drill into the SDAT player and hope something happens.
Godzilla never had an AT Field!!
You dumbass, what the hell else do you think I'm talking about? We're gonna combine!!
If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion.
Your victory was a Deus Ex Machina, ergo that cake is a lie!


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