This is a CYOA in the incredibly silly style of Lucretius's excellent masterpieces of role play. Shinji is the main character. There will be a selection of a few choices to make, which YOU, the wonderful folks of EvaGeeks.com, will vote to decide. After at least 8 votes have been made, the story will advance. Do be aware that I may not always have time to update the story, as I still have to go to college, and cannot, regrettably, spend all day on EvaGeeks.
EDIT: Forgot to mention, there are no right or wrong answers. None of the decisions are going to result in a "game over", so don't worry about potentially dooming poor Shinji; there will be hilarity, one way or another. The question of silliness is not if, but what.
EDIT 2: Now reducing the required number of votes to 8 for the sake of keeping the story moving.
EDIT 3: If this hasn't been updated for several hours then I'm either asleep or otherwise occupied. Feel free to vote for a decision though.
Anyway, on with the (no doubt laughably bad) story. Please be gentle with me, this is my first time and I'm only young.

OK, that was really bad. Anyway, on with the story!
*Dingdingdingdingdingding!*
You are rudely awoken by your alarm clock. You stretch, get out of bed, yawn, and go out of the room.
Misato is lying on the sofa, watching TV. You aren't quite sure what it is, although you could have sworn that you heard the words "People die when they are killed!". "Yes they do" you think to yourself. "Yes they do".
You open Asuka's door and see she is fast asleep. Her alarm clock is unplugged, and she appears to be hugging her pillow. She isn't getting up of her own accord any time soon.
You are unsure whether to wake her up and face her wrath, or leave her asleep and let her oversleep, and then face her wrath anyway because you let her get up late.
Then you notice her wardrobe is open. A strange feeling overwhelms you.
Do you:
1: Try and wake her up,
2: Leave her be and get breakfast ready,
3: Leave her be and go back to bed,
or 4: Try and sneak in and try on some of her clothing?
I did say it was going to be bad. Don't say I didn't warn you...