Johnny Spaceboots: Choose Your Own Adventure

[chee]

Good evening gentlemen. Tonight we have a very special edition of our continuing survey of the Johnny Spaceboots oeuvre, in which YOU are put in the writer's chair! To start off with, will tonight's adventure be:

a) BAD COP: A MOBILE POLICE PATLABOR/BAD LIEUTENANT PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS CROSSOVER

b) THE SPACEBOOTS CORRESPONDENCES, VOL. I: THE JOSEPH-GORDON LEVITT LETTERS

c) BRIGHT NOAH CHRONICLES 3: THE REAL FOLK CHRONICLES PART 2

d) GOTHAM WING: A DARK KNIGHT/GUNDAM WING CROSSOVER

e) MASTER CHEF: A GORDON RAMSAY'S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES/HALO 4 CROSSOVER

f) BATMAN AND JACK BAUER EPISODE ZERO: COLLEGE CRISIS

g) EVANGELION 3.1/2: AN EVANGELION 3.0 FANFICTION

h) SCIENCE WARS: PAUL VIRILIO AND ROBOCOP VS. ALAN SOKAL

[CJD]

Assuming no spoilers are involved let's go with G.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

I want E. Whats on the menu for that? :)

[Fireball]

The one that has Haman

[Tankred]

BRIGHT NOA CHRONICLES

[A.T. Fish]

I'll go with A, but I believe Law & Labor would be an even better crossover.

[Xard]

b) THE SPACEBOOTS CORRESPONDENCES, VOL. I: THE JOSEPH-GORDON LEVITT LETTERS

Sounds too much like Leibniz-Clarke correspondences I'm too familiar with right now, gurgh. Correspondence, stupid word


a)

[Alaska Slim]

Can D be "G Gotham" instead? If we're going to have two leads who brood, I prefer they both have substance.

[Sgt. Griff]

Well this has gotten off to a fantastic start.

b)

[Justacrazyguy]

I choose H.

[Agentomega]

e) MASTER CHEF: A GORDON RAMSAY'S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES/HALO 4 CROSSOVER

Gotta go with this one - Covvies won't know what hit 'em.

[supershinjiasukashipper]

YES! Another in the bucket.

[riffraff11235]

e) MASTER CHEF: A GORDON RAMSAY'S KITCHEN NIGHTMARES/HALO 4 CROSSOVER

An Italian comedian that I was watching during dinner actually did a parody of these types of cooking shows. He called it "Bastard Chef". He was specifically poking fun at the asshole-ish way many judges go about judging the food.

[chee]

Summaries for the undecided:

BAD COP:

SPOILER: Show

Detective Nicolas Cage is on assignment in Japan for reasons while running out of the cocaine he needs to commit acts of justice and becomes Goto's partner. Meanwhile Asuma and Noa are having relationship problems because she keeps screaming "Alphonse" during sex.

JOSEPH-GORDON LEVITT LETTERS:

SPOILER: Show

Self-explanatory, Johnny Spaceboots' aborted correspondence with the noted character actor in which he attempts to get him to star in and convince Quentin Tarantino to direct his script EXPENDABLES 3: INDIANA JONES

BNC3: RFC2:

SPOILER: Show

the continuation of Bright Noa and Jupiter's hottest rap sensation Ulysses X. Pussycaust's fight against Haman's secret spies in the hood

GOTHAM WING:

SPOILER: Show

Operation Meteor is orchestrated by the League of Shadows to destroy Gotham! But Batman has a plan to save Gotham because he's fucking Batman.

MASTER CHEF:

SPOILER: Show

Gordon Ramsay must take the place of his fallen hero Master Chief when the Forerunners invade London.

COLLEGE CRISIS:

SPOILER: Show

Bruce Wayne and Jack Bauer's first adventure together at some shithole community college.

EVANGELION 3.1/2:

Yes, not just space saving, but really actual Q  SPOILER: Show

Shinji hijacks Eva-01 with the help of angel ghost Kaworu and fights Gendo hand to hand while Wille tries to be competent

SCIENCE WARS:

SPOILER: Show

French post-Foucauldian phenomenological media theorist and philosopher of technology Paul Virilio and arch-anti-postmodernist Alan Sokal must reconcile their differences when Robocop has been kidnapped by Al Qaeda.

[CJD]

Ignore this.

[child of Lilith]

E all the way.

[NForce2Ultra]

Another vote for E

[Stryker]

E. Do et.

[Tankred]

You're all going to get Bright-slapped, and Char Batman isn't going to save you.

[Xard]

I think I'm gonna go for E too

H sounds like the one with highest comedy value but then again my tastes are a bit skewed