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Postby Chuckman » Mon Nov 11, 2013 6:53 pm

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Postby KnightmareX13 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:48 am

@chuckman yer avatar be givin me nose bleeds


Amazing what technology can be used for isn't it?
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Postby Catamari » Tue Nov 12, 2013 1:53 am

A dream come true.

EDIT: I'm sorry, that was a tasteless joke.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Nov 12, 2013 12:18 pm


I'm not sure if I would or wouldn't get one of these just to see how weird it was.

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Postby Ænimal » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:36 pm

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-57611796-1/to-ride-the-moscow-subway-for-free-do-30-squats/

Well, at least the Motherland is doing something right...


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Postby Dataprime » Tue Nov 12, 2013 2:44 pm

Breaking News:
Lay's unveiling chocolate-covered potato chips next week

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Postby Xard » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:05 pm

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Postby CJD » Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:11 pm

View Original PostDataprime wrote:Breaking News:
Lay's unveiling chocolate-covered potato chips next week


Excuse me, I just vomited in my mouth a little.



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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:06 pm

Those chips sound delicious, actually. I might buy some and go on a forum rant about it.

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Postby Giji Shinka » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:12 pm

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Postby Catamari » Tue Nov 12, 2013 4:40 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:Those chips sound delicious, actually. I might buy some and go on a forum rant about it.
No kidding. I'm salivating, just thinking about them. Chocolate and salt is a really good combination.
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Postby riffraff11235 » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:09 pm

View Original PostCatamari wrote:Chocolate and salt is a really good combination.

Dark chocolate? Maybe. Milk chocolate? Not so much methinks.
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Postby Rei IV » Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:12 pm

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:Dark chocolate? Maybe. Milk chocolate? Not so much methinks.

+1.

Dark chocolate is the way to go! Now I want some chocolate pretzels.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Nov 12, 2013 11:52 pm

View Original Postriffraff11235 wrote:Dark chocolate? Maybe. Milk chocolate? Not so much methinks.

I like them both, personally. If you're diluting your chocolate with salt, it really doesn't matter that much IMAO.

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Postby riffraff11235 » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:31 am

View Original PostRei IV wrote:Dark chocolate is the way to go! Now I want some chocolate pretzels.

Chocolate pretzels are good, as well as Pocky. There's just a hint of salt in those rice sticks, and it is noticeable in the taste. Kashi also makes "Sea Salt and Dark Chocolate" granola bars, and the salt is a big part of the taste for those.

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Postby soul.assassin » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:17 am

View Original PostXard wrote:YUCK


TMNT had this about wacky pizza toppings for years.

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Postby UrsusArctos » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:34 am

View Original PostDataprime wrote:chocolate-covered potato chips


They already have chili-flavored chocolate so maybe chocolate-flavored potato chips aren't that exotic a flavor for those out there. Still, that's like a double-dose of unhealthy and addictive flavors in one combo (and it'll probably result in quite a bit of puking)
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Postby Trajan » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:15 pm

Still waiting for earwax flavor...
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Postby Dataprime » Wed Nov 13, 2013 12:38 pm

View Original PostTrajan wrote:Still waiting for earwax flavor...

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