Which Eva/Angel you want to have sex with? (Rei/Kaworu excl)

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Postby Dataprime » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:52 am

After much research I would have to say Arael. Seems like we could have a fun time together.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Thu Nov 21, 2013 12:55 pm

I know that I'm breaking the rules because this angel has contracted the Rei virus, but I still have to post it here.
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Postby Agentomega » Thu Nov 21, 2013 2:57 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:smexy


My god, Zer looks sexier with the elements of 00 incorporated into the design. 400% would bang *is shot for bad joke*
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Postby LegionWrex » Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:54 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:
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Damn, that's sexy :lol:
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Postby Yui » Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:38 pm

Sachiel. Those broad shoulders..... :love:
Also: Ramiel. Because Ramiel.

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Postby Ideograph » Wed Jan 01, 2014 4:56 pm

View Original PostYui wrote:Sachiel. Those broad shoulders..... :love:
Also: Ramiel. Because Ramiel.


Ramiel can drill you hard and fast into you with his long rod, easily penetraning you defences. With that deep hole bored into you, you'll be exposed right from behind against it's massive load.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:03 pm

^ This guy's getting the hang of it. :devil:

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Postby Ideograph » Wed Jan 01, 2014 5:31 pm

Slightly related, any choice is better than Yui-sama. Seriously, I'd rather not take the risk of she going berserk and then end up like Bardiel or Zeruel. Especially Zeruel.

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Postby Yui » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:18 pm

View Original PostIdeograph wrote:Ramiel can drill you hard and fast into you with his long rod, easily penetraning you defences. With that deep hole bored into you, you'll be exposed right from behind against it's massive load.


I'm perfectly ok with this. I'm adventurous *my eyebrows raise so far off of my head they crash through the roof*

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Tue Apr 22, 2014 7:50 pm

Oh, yes. I'm glad to see this thread back in action! :resurrect:

As long as we're here, let's talk about the Mk.04 C. There's four of them, and they all have tentacles! It's like getting the best of both the A and B series. Their stamina might be an issue, but... :devil:

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Postby Rosenakahara » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:02 pm

Ramiel can be anything i want it to be ;)
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Postby Chuckman » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:52 pm

as long as it's four hundred feet of razor sharp crystal
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Postby Rosenakahara » Fri Jul 25, 2014 1:58 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:as long as it's four hundred feet of razor sharp crystal

yeah but...........dat drill
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Postby Dataprime » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:16 pm

View Original PostChuckman wrote:as long as it's four hundred feet of razor sharp crystal

That's like taking a chainsaw right in the vags..
like, ow

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Postby Rosenakahara » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:26 pm

View Original PostDataprime wrote:That's like taking a chainsaw right in the vags..
like, ow


It hurts so much, but i do it for ramiel, i can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
i push against its force, i want to please ramiel, he roars a mighty roar as his fires his laser into my butt.
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Postby Ieyasu » Fri Jul 25, 2014 2:29 pm

Zeruel sure do got a purty mouth

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Postby jimmiel » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:21 am

Ramiel is love; Ramiel is life.
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Postby EvangelionGodMode » Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:21 pm

Ive have to say leliel. I would love to be absorbed into the dirac sea of love. Plus ramiel could join us, nothing turns me on more than a homicidal cube of death.
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Postby Squigsquasher » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:11 pm

Ramiel is good (although I always imagined him/her/it as a falsetto singer due to its screaming in Rebuild) but mai angel waifu is Shamshel, especially Rebuild Shamshel with her sparkly pink dress and those well-manicured rib-claws. Plus she's a giant (shapely) dildo with tentacles.

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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sun Jul 27, 2014 4:11 pm

View Original PostRosenakahara wrote:It hurts so much, but i do it for ramiel, i can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. i push against its force, i want to please ramiel, he roars a mighty roar as his fires his laser into my butt.

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