Which Eva/Angel you want to have sex with? (Rei/Kaworu excl)

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Postby CJD » Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:16 am

View Original PostNemZ wrote:Arael is quite a pretty lady, and it's possible her 'brain hugs' only hurt if you have something to hide (she can be a bit jealous). Just relax and let it happen. :redface:


That's true. I bet sex with Arael is similar to a vulcan mind meld. Sounds good to me!
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Postby Shinoyami65 » Sat Jun 08, 2013 7:28 am

View Original PostCJD wrote:That's true. I bet sex with Arael is similar to a vulcan mind meld. Sounds good to me!


What about the trippy out-of-body experiences Leliel and Armisael also create?

I still prefer Sachiel, though.
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Postby SimplyMason0 » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:03 am

I remember I made a list of sexual stuff on some of the more obscure angels in this thread. Never mentioned.

I thought it was fucked up when I posted it. I can't believe it didn't get much attention
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Postby CJD » Sat Jun 08, 2013 8:05 am

View Original PostShinoyami65 wrote:What about the trippy out-of-body experiences Leliel and Armisael also create?


Leliel would be great except she has access to a hole in space inaccessible to anyone else. You're basically stuck with her for the rest of your life, and god help you if you accidentally make her angry or sad. No one will ever find the body.

Armisael is 2phallic4me.

View Original PostSimplyMason0 wrote:I thought it was fucked up when I posted it. I can't believe it didn't get much attention


Internet, man. You gotta do more than that to shock us.
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Postby Shinoyami65 » Sat Jun 08, 2013 9:31 am

View Original PostCJD wrote:Leliel would be great except she has access to a hole in space inaccessible to anyone else. You're basically stuck with her for the rest of your life, and god help you if you accidentally make her angry or sad. No one will ever find the body.


Leliel's secret bondage dungeon :bigeyes: . On the other hand, she'd be a perfect match for yandere types, since it would be impossible for either of them to get separated from the other or run away.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:46 am

View Original PostShinoyami65 wrote: impossible for either of them to get separated from the other or run away.

This is placing the image in my head of Shinjiko as a yandere. That's creepy.
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Postby Mr. Tines » Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:31 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote:This is placing the image in my head of Shinjiko as a yandere.
Well, in EoE, Shinji was a bit on the yandere side himself, in the kitchen scene.
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Postby Nuclear Lunchbox » Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:33 pm

View Original PostMr. Tines wrote:Well, in EoE, Shinji was a bit on the yandere side himself, in the kitchen scene.

:chinscratch: True, true. "I need you to help me..." and then brutally strangling her. I see, I see.
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Postby Katana » Sat Jun 08, 2013 3:54 pm

View Original PostNuclear Lunchbox wrote::chinscratch: True, true. "I need you to help me..." and then brutally strangling her. I see, I see.
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Postby Xard » Sat Jun 08, 2013 4:51 pm

View Original PostKatana wrote:Loneliness kills people.


So does strangling
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Postby Katana » Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:00 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:So does strangling
All these things come out from loneliness, dear.
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Postby Lavinius » Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:08 pm

View Original PostKatana wrote:All these things come out from loneliness, dear.

Also loneliness comes from strangling.
It's like Yin and Yang, the sea and the sky. One rises, causing the other the fall... causing that one to rise, causing the first to fall.
Except, of course, once you're so lonely that you have strangled everyone, you'll be so lonely because there's no one left to strangle.
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Postby Stillborn » Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:12 pm

View Original PostLavinius wrote:Except, of course, once you're so lonely that you have strangled everyone, you'll be so lonely because there's no one left to strangle.


And here, is where you are mistaken. A solid branch, a chair, and a strong rope, can also deliver one more strangulation :D
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Postby A.T. Fish » Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:27 pm

Personally I'd love me some Sahaquiel, that naughty girl, I think she may be a nympho seeing as she just throws herself at anyone in sight, plus she likes to be on top, and girls who favor this position certainly know what they're doing. I'm pretty sure she does something to maintain that figure too, no one gets that slim, sexy body by accident.
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Postby AlexanderSoryuu » Sat Jun 08, 2013 5:32 pm

View Original PostStillborn wrote:And here, is where you are mistaken. A solid branch, a chair, and a strong rope, can also deliver one more strangulation :D
This.
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Postby Kendrix » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:08 pm

...this depends on how sharp Ramiel's edges are.

Can you safely hump them?
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Postby Dream » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:25 pm

I don't really get this topic, but since i'm here...

Matarael (or whoever the angel in episode 11 was), i just wonder how it would feel to have her acid poured over your torso.

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Postby A.T. Fish » Sat Jun 08, 2013 6:34 pm

^ That would be Matarael.
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Postby Jurrasic » Sat Jun 08, 2013 11:02 pm

Not a whole lot of sexy where the Angels are involved really. Let's see....I think I would have to go with NTE-Zeruel, post-assimilation of Unit 1 where she grows a rather large and pale Rei-body.

The size issue might be a factor, it would be like throwing a hotdog down a football field. But hey, at least it's human genitals with somewhere appropriate to stick it.

It would have to be doggy-style mind you. Face to face with a deformed skull that has eyebeams of doom, not to mention a horrifying tripartate mouth with tongue thingy would kill even the most desperate virgin's woody. :gendo_kimura:
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Postby Katana » Sun Jun 09, 2013 1:47 am

View Original PostStillborn wrote:And here, is where you are mistaken. A solid branch, a chair, and a strong rope, can also deliver one more strangulation :D
Let's talk about something else.
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