FML General Thread [3]

Xard · Postby **Xard** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:52 pm

Catamari wrote:Why are you moving?

To a bigger apartment about a kilometer away. Why? Because this place is small rathole that drives me nuts. I was lucky I got the bigger one, it ain't easy getting apartment these days.

Catamari wrote:Have you packed the dakimakura, yet? :P

It's in my backpack and thus close under my watch so I know where it is. I can't leave it at random box or bag where it might be discovered.

CJD · Postby **CJD** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:35 pm

Xard wrote: It's in my backpack and thus close under my watch so I know where it is. I can't leave it at random box or bag where it might be discovered.

Truly a life on the edge. Godspeed Xard.

Xard · Postby **Xard** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:42 pm

CJD wrote:Truly a life on the edge. Godspeed Xard.

I also have doujinshi purchased from Japan there so it's a bit like I had a bomb strapped to my back.

I like to live dangerously

InstrumentalityOne · Postby **InstrumentalityOne** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:16 pm

I can already see it!

Helsinki Airport Bomb Scare due to Japanese Cartoon Porn
When *** Xard(21), Turku University Philosophy Student was prompted to open his backpack
at the airport security check today, he denied the security officer access to his belongings.
When the officer asked him what was inside, Xard just stared on his feet with a guilt-ridden expression,
which led the security supervisor to assess this as a bomb threat and to a lockdown of the whole airport which would then continue on for another 6 hours.
As he still didn't want to show what was in his, the government sent in several UtJR negotiation squads, but he still would not yield.
He was eventually overwhelmed and subjugated with a taser.
When the police bomb squad carefully opened Xard's bag, they found nothing but a pillow case where a popular Japanese anime character
was depicted in swimwear and several books where said character is depicted having sexual intercourse.
He was then never seen again by his family and friends.

Xard · Postby **Xard** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:27 pm

it's Helsinki-Vantaa airport

also don't forget I already walked like a boss through finnish customs with that shit in my backpack :lol:

Even more boss I sent the Dirty Pair & Nanoha shit to Merridian as friendly mail terror - and they didn't turn him into second Christopher Handley. Take that, FBI!

Catamari · Postby **Catamari** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:29 pm

Xard wrote:it's Helsinki-Vantaa airport

also don't forget I already walked like a boss through finnish customs with that shit in my backpack

If you were chosen to have your bags inspected, I think it would make the front page of Reddit, simply because it would be too bizarre.

CJD · Postby **CJD** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 8:43 pm

InstrumentalityOne wrote:He was then never seen again by his family and friends.

Lol.

Oz · Postby Oz » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:45 am

Year-end FML meditations: I will never be the little girl and be kawaii while performing Ookami to Pride. ;_;

Merridian · Postby **Merridian** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:34 am

Xard wrote:Even more boss I sent the Dirty Pair & Nanoha shit to Merridian as friendly mail terror - and they didn't turn him into second Christopher Handley. Take that, FBI!

FWIW, they share the shelf with D&D, Adler, Bergson, and Jung

...oh god what is wrong with me

Xard · Postby **Xard** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 5:56 pm

Merridian wrote:FWIW, they share the shelf with D&D, Adler, Bergson, and Jung

Well given how I just remembered I also send you the god tier Tony Taka Fate one that's the minimum reverence my gift deserves.

In order of value:

5. D&D (I attack the Gazebo)
4. Adler (lol?)
3. Bergson (what is time XD)
2. Xard's doujinshi package (bearings of fine gentleman)
1. Jung (Kant meets Flying Mandalas)

Anyway, all the moving and hauling shit killed my hands (particularly wrists) yesterday. Though I've recovered now.

Bomby von Bombsville · Postby **Bomby von Bombsville** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:11 pm

I swear, like 99.7% of the women that are even remotely attractive and/or interesting in my age group are already married or engaged to be married. WTF is up with getting married so young? Bomby needs love, too. Seriously. You could at least have the decency to cheat on your man with me for a night or two. Don't make me start hitting on younger girls. It makes me feel... um... creepy? Is that the word?

as if my rather zealous fandom of Girls' Generation and Perfume didn't make me creepy enough

child of Lilith · Postby **child of Lilith** » Tue Jan 01, 2013 11:20 pm

I suspect you just want what you can never have. If anyone of those girls was suddenly single you'd probably lose interest.

Focus on the attainable and you'll be much better off.

Bomby von Bombsville · Postby **Bomby von Bombsville** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:04 am

Hogwash. I'm always already interested in them before I find out they're taken. I can't think of a single exception.

child of Lilith · Postby **child of Lilith** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:06 am

But does that interest last?

Bomby von Bombsville · Postby **Bomby von Bombsville** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:32 am

Depends on how much I like her. The only one I can think of in the past few years that I didn't get over within a matter of a few weeks was that married woman I was talking about a few months ago, but in that situation there was a larger sense of me genuinely caring about her happiness and well-being more so than just wanting her to fill a void in my own life.

But yeah, for the vast majority, I mope around pathetically for a few weeks then get over it and move on.

There isn't anyone specific in my life right now that spurred this feeling I have tonight, but it's kind of getting annoying seeing everyone else my age getting engaged and married while I've been single for multiple years now. I guess I just tend to want to cuddle up with a pretty girl on ridiculously cold winter nights like tonight has been.

KingXanaduu · Postby **KingXanaduu** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:58 am

I am literally sick to my stomach and bed-ridden right now with some sickening stomach virus. I haven't felt THIS miserable at any point in my life. I can't eat, I can't sleep, and I can barely focus. It's a surprise to me that I can even type this post. :P

But the worst part is, I have an Interview for Trevecca Univeristy in a couple of days for PA school! Is this some kind of sick joke for whatever "Karma Gods" exist?!? I can't go to the interview like this, but my future depends on it! :(

child of Lilith · Postby **child of Lilith** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:14 am

Bomby von Bombsville wrote:There isn't anyone specific in my life right now that spurred this feeling I have tonight, but it's kind of getting annoying seeing everyone else my age getting engaged and married while I've been single for multiple years now. I guess I just tend to want to cuddle up with a pretty girl on ridiculously cold winter nights like tonight has been.

I see what you mean. Being single can certainly seem rough at times but you shouldn't let it get you down. Eventually the right person will happen along. And who knows, the wait could make that fateful meeting all the sweeter. ^_^

xanderkh wrote:I am literally sick to my stomach and bed-ridden right now with some sickening stomach virus. I haven't felt THIS miserable at any point in my life. I can't eat, I can't sleep, and I can barely focus. It's a surprise to me that I can even type this post. :P

Get better soon, xanderkh. :huggles:

Postby **Mr. Tines** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:31 am

Bomby von Bombsville wrote:WTF is up with getting married so young?

Here's the relevant historical data. That the most marriageable make the first 50% should come as no surprise.

YouTube · Postby **Reichu** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:00 am

Bomby von Bombsville wrote:I guess I just tend to want to cuddle up with a pretty girl on ridiculously cold winter nights like tonight has been.

Well, there's your problem right there. :devil:

Postby **Mr. Tines** » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:09 am

Reichu wrote:Well, there's your problem right there.

I think there's an obvious solution to that.

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