I'm fairly certain that TDSA reviewing The Room is a sign of the apocalypse, as mentioned by both obscure Maya hieroglyphs, and deleted passages from the Book of Revelations. If the world doesn't collapse into a black hole within the week, I will be looking forward to this.
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog