You know you're obsessed when...

[Dave]

(If anyone says "your on an eva forum and reading this" I will kill them.)
1. You spend (on average) more time watching Evangelion than you do eating.

2. In your room you can't look East, North, South, West, Up, or Down without seeing something related to Evangelion.

3. You talk to characters from Evangelion in your dreams.

4. Your friends won't watch Evangelion with you because you recite each characters lines... as they same them... in Japanese and english...

5. More than 15% of your computers memory is for Evangelion related stuff.

6. You wish that you could erase all memory of Evangelion from your mind... so you can watch it for the first time again.

7. Your in love with a character from Eva.

Please add your own!

[Timesplitter 01]

I got 5 out of those .

[coff]

if you reply to a topic like this

if you hum Cruel Angel's Thesis while lying awake in bed while you can't sleep because your'e thinking about eva.

[Timesplitter 01]

if you reply to a topic like this

if you hum Cruel Angel's Thesis while lying awake in bed while you can't sleep because your'e thinking about eva.

so true

when you can not stop looking for evangelion stuff.

when you never log of the Eva Monkey forums

[max3000]

When you quote Eva while talking with friends...

[the-artist-known-as-chris]

When you make your own eva dubs on your computer, or act like Gendou Ikari at any given oportunity.

[EVA-01X]

When you sing Cruel Angels Thesis at the School Talent Show (Not kidding, here. The student body kinda liked though....)

When somebody says "Assume the Position" you go into the "Gendo Position(TM)"

You are constantly in the "Gendo Position(TM)"

You wear Tinted Sunglasses and talk of "the Scenario"

You disown a son you never had and talk about a wife you've never married

You think about Gendo/Unit-01 Lemons

You write Said Lemon (Which will never be posted ANYWHERE!)

You string Three Computers Together and call them the MAGI.

You own a Purple and Neon Green Car

And it has a horn on it's front...

When you climb into your car you say "Snyc Ratio 45% and Rising"

When asking as to why you started a huge demolition derby on the freeway on the way to work in court you say your car went "Berserk"

You say "No Anta Baka!" to at least one person a day

You learn German to better understand Asuka

95% of the "MAGI"s storage is devoted to EVA stuff

You own an '81 Renault Alpine A318 like Misato's

You have read every Fanfic known to man

You have more EVA AMVs than you know what to do with

You own every soundtrack to eva

You spend more than $200 annually on NGE stuff

You own lots of NON-Hentai Dojin

You own losts of Dojin of either type

You learn Japanese to read said Dojin

You grow a stubble and a pony tail

You toss out your spine

You make EVA Headbands like the pilots wear

You make your own LCL (We don't want to know how though....)


Thankfully I havent done half of these things....

[max3000]

You try to feed you'r PenPen plushie.

[RubberSoul]

You just already own the Perfect Collection and you plan on buying the Platinum Edition.

[TheMessiah]

You just already own the Perfect Collection and you plan on buying the Platinum Edition.

thats me with a couple others


ive got the stubbles, never bothered with the pony tail...hmmm might try that.



---you choose your college major and minor

[sadsadshinji]

you whistle fly me to the moon or cruel angel's thesis to calm yourself down
the thing you do first when you get home is listen to eva music..otherwise you get withdral symptoms
you get an sdat player and play eva music over and over again
you ride loop trains until they stop, while listening to the music...
your dreams consist of pieces of eva put together...
you think that you see an eva charachter on the street every time you walk outside your door..
you spend hours finding good eva forums and adding them to your favorites list
you no longe3r fantasize about real girls

thankfully i dont do most of these

[Esion]

3. You talk to characters from Evangelion in your dreams.

I do that one. I whistle Rei's theme all the time and randomly sing fly me to the moon.

I guess I'm not as obsessed as some of you.

[DatDude]

You tell you firends you have a girl friend named Rei or Asuka.

You think a porn sight is not a porn sight with out eva characters.

You are convinced Anno was using Eva to send a message . . . to you personaly, but since you don't quite get it you plan to go visit him.

You feel bad about the loss of the 2nd branch of Nerv since you were selected to be its pilot.

[EVA-01X]

You think a porn sight is not a porn sight with out eva characters.

Guilty!

For the car that goes berserk you desingn an ingenious fly by wire system similer to the entry plug to drive it.

When your car is impounded for going "Berserk" and people ask about it you say that "the commader has put it under freeze"

your car also has a mouth....

You try to advertise "Angel... The other white meat!"

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[Timesplitter 01]

You tell you firends you have a girl friend named Rei or Asuka.

You think a porn sight is not a porn sight with out eva characters.

You feel bad about the loss of the 2nd branch of Nerv since you were selected to be its pilot.

Guilty on all three counts , lol

[Asuka Langley]

When you have a forum screen name like mine. >_>

[Timesplitter 01]

When you keep on taking evangelion quizess

[Grip_Tight_Thin]

Whenever you wake up you say, "Another unfamiler ceiling."

[MongolSquad]

When you spend more hours analyzing and researching a cartoon more than you sleep.

[EVA-01X]

You have a blue car that has a large 00 painted on top...

Said Car has one Headlight and is red...

You have more NGE merchindise than fits in most rooms...

Whenever you see a cross you hit the dirt...

You predict things based off of peoples faces and wieght that are oddly true...

When you beat most everybody in a fight you said you went "Berserker" and that explains why you ate somebodies heart out...

You own fifty gallons of beer...

And have a penquin for a drinking buddy...

You say your three computers contain your mothers esscenssces...

You say your Purple and Green/Blue/ Red and Orange car has your mothers soul...

You think "..." counts as a sentance (This one also works with Gundam Wing)

You have two freinds:
One wants to drive your car
The other beat you up the first time you met.
They both want to date your mom...

You run away. Constantly...

You want to dig to the center of the earth just to say "I!"