How would the cast of Evangelion react to their creators?

KingXanaduu · Postby **KingXanaduu** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:26 pm

Hey everyone, this is my first thread idea, so I hope I make a good impression.

I've had this idea in the back of my mind after seeing this image floating around on the net.

Let's say that the cast of Evangelion somehow managed to get into our world and meet the people involved in their creation, such as Yoshiyuki Sadamoto or even Hideaki Anno. How do you think they would react to them?

This doesn't have to be a serious discussion, but I would appreciate it if it was. :)

BornIn1142 · Postby **BornIn1142** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:56 pm

Someone once gave me a bit of advice for writing fiction - that if a character met their creator in real life, they should want to punch them. I think this applies wonderfully to Eva.

There would be punching, and crying, and screaming accusations. Lots of drama.

Final Messenger · Postby **Final Messenger** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:53 pm

I think if Shinji ever met Anno I think he would beg to know why he had to touch himself at the begging of EoE then he would star complaining about how he can never live that down

Sephizim · Postby **Sephizim** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:17 pm

If nothing else, I would hope that if Anno ever met Shinji, he would give the poor boy a hug. He owes him that much.

KnightmareX13 · Postby **KnightmareX13** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:24 pm

Shinji may resent them for what they put him through. And Anno certainly does owe Shinji a hug.
Asuka would be pissed for the mind rape and having Shinji do it over her.
Rei... I have no idea, maybe just question her existence.
Kensuke would be mad for not being an Eva pilot.

pen-pen · Postby **pen-pen** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:38 pm

ALL Characters(including Pen-Pen) to Yoshiyuki Sadamoto & Hideaki Anno: "....Since we're makin tons of cash for you two- Where's our salary??????!!!!!!!!......ungrateful S.O.B.s...!!!!!"

merri · Postby **merri** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:20 pm

Asuka to Anno: *kills him and splatters blood on her Eva*
Shinji to Anno: ...
Misato to Anno: *shoots him and splatters blood on Shinji*
Gendo to Anno: "Very interesting..."
Rei to Anno: ...

Aiko Heiwa · Postby **Aiko Heiwa** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:14 pm

Anno will take Pen-Pen home and have a cool new pet.

Then say "Screw you." to everyone else.

Postby **Sailor Star Dust** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 11:56 pm

merri wrote:Shinji to Anno: ...
Gendo to Anno: "Very interesting..."
Rei to Anno: ...

Ah, that crazy Ikari family. :lol:

Someone · Postby **Someone** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:25 am

I'd expect him to be more like "WHY? WHYYYYYYYYYY?!"

Aiko Heiwa · Postby **Aiko Heiwa** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:53 am

Wait, I changed my answer.

He'd take Pen-Pen and Shinji home.

Azathoth · Postby **Azathoth** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:11 am

I imagine Shinji would do a lot of awkward half-smiling, Asuka would refuse to show up, Rei just sit there. Anno would probably start to cry.

Alaska Slim · Postby **Alaska Slim** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:53 am

Anno to Asuka: *strokes head* "My good girl, my sweet, cute little girl, my precious, stubborn girl..."

Asuka: "HENTAI!" *slap* "And if I'm so 'precious' to you, WHY THE F*CK DID SHIKINAMI GET THE JET PACK?!?"

Anno to Rei: "I NEVER LOVED YOU! DIE ALREADY!"

Rei: "... Is that an order?"

Anno to Shinji: "... You are a fool."

Shinji: "... I know ... but so are you."

Tokyo-3 Committee to Anno: "Hello, Anno-sama? Yes, we brought you here today to discuss your decision to place our fair city right over the area it was known the angels were to attack."

"Rather than spending billions to ensure only a part of the city could take shelter underground, wouldn't it have been wiser to build the city somewhere else, say, a few miles to the west?"

Anno: "Yes, to justify this action, I'd like to to bring the committee's attention to this twinkie."

Tokyo-3 C: "???... Anno-sama, we really don't see the rel— OMFG THAT TWINKIE IS AWESOME!!1!o!1!!!"

Anno: "I know, and I brought enough for everyone!"

Tokyo-3 C: "Really?!?"

Anno: "Yes, as soon as you approve the proposed Eva turn-table."

Tokyo-3 C: "SOLD!"

Razeil100 · Postby **Razeil100** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:25 am

Alaska Slim wrote:Anno to Asuka: *strokes head* "My good girl, my sweet, cute little girl, my precious, stubborn girl..."

Asuka: "HENTAI!" *slap* "And if I'm so 'precious' to you, WHY THE F*CK DID SHIKINAMI GET THE JET PACK?!?"

Anno to Rei: "I NEVER LOVED YOU! DIE ALREADY!"

Rei: "... Is that an order?"

Anno's uh...kind of a creep.

MugwumpHasNoLiver · Postby **MugwumpHasNoLiver** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 3:51 am

If Anno was smart, he would refrain from taking responsibility and say that the events in the show were all the results of the characters in that show playing off eachother. It's not Anno's fault that Yui got sucked into a giant purple vacuum vagina and Gendo abandoned Shinji to leave him for an emotionally needy wreck. Nope. It would be Kiel's fault for setting all the conspiracies up, Yui's for getting sucked, Gendo for not having the will to deal with his problems, and Shinji for constantly bitching about it.

Sure, Shinji could equate Anno to God and lambaste him for not saving him or some such nonsense, but that would just turn into a giant clusterfuck that's not worth getting into. Anno could say he works in mysterious ways and be done with it. Shinji could then scream out "Man is born crying!" in the most melodramatic manner possible and I will laugh at the hamfisted nihilism, but excuse it because the build up was so good.

C.A.P. · Postby **C.A.P.** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:30 am

For some reason, I'm picturing a family reunion where, in a retro 40s house, Anno, Gendo, Kaji and the other guys would watch a football game, and while they're telling themselves about on how much the man is keeping them down, they're trying to kill each other because some playoff isn't coming off the ground. Meanwhile, Asuka is in one bedroom typing away in her cell phone, Misato and Ritsuko are talking about their lives with the other women somewhere either in the dinner room or in the kitchen with the guys sometimes yelling at them (Anno would be the loudest), Rei sleeping in one room upstairs, and Shinji (in another room) upstairs is watching TV, doing nothing.

Postby **FreakyFilmFan4ever** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 9:29 am

Anno and Gendo would plan evil things together while simultaneously adjusting their glasses. I'm certain of this.

KnightmareX13 · Postby **KnightmareX13** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 10:52 am

FreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:Anno and Gendo would plan evil things together while simultaneously adjusting their glasses. I'm certain of this.

I just pictured a Gendo pose competition between Anno and Gendo.

Postby **Sachi** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:25 am

In an impassioned rage, the cast of Evangelion would denounce their creator and announce their violent revolution. Screams and bloody outbursts in the name of justice would fill both the NGE world and the real world, and the characters would fight their way to the real Tokyo and up to Anno's front door. For the safety, prosperity and continued existence of the Evangelion cast, they would confront their creator and demand things be done right. After much negotiation and bribery, Rebuild was made.

Viking · Postby **Viking** » Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:13 pm

Misato will probably empty an entire .38 magazine on Anno for Kaji's death... then another one, just for fun ( probably she'll be drunk... ).

I'm still unsure about what Kaworu could possibly do with him...

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