Evangelion in the Cupboard

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Evangelion in the Cupboard

Postby EVA Unit 01 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:38 am

So I'm new here, and just figured 'd start off with something I thought would be funny. What if you threw Unit 01 in the indian cubbard and brought it to life. Would it have a little AT field and try to attack you thinking you're an angel? I thought it was funny as hell XD

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Postby SAWgunner » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:34 am

I remember those books from when I was 9! I think it would be cooler to throw Unit-00 in the cupboard. Then I could watch it bash its little head into my bookshelf.
Better yet, throw all of my Rei figures in there and put them in a fishtank.
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Postby MandarinOrange » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:32 am

I could see it trying to attack the person who put her in there. It would be cute~

But if it were me putting Eva figures into a magical cupboard, it would be my Mass Produced Eva revoltech and my cute little Asuka figure.

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Postby Yue » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:42 am

View Original PostMandarinOrange wrote:I could see it trying to attack the person who put her in there. It would be cute~

But if it were me putting Eva figures into a magical cupboard, it would be my Mass Produced Eva revoltech and my cute little Asuka figure.


If I remember that book right, toys that were supposed to be enemies started fighting with real weapons.

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Postby EVA Unit 01 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:26 pm

Well hell, What if I threw my perfect grade Eva unit 01 in there? And I lol'd hard at the Rei's in the fish tank. Yeah, it totally brings them to life... Makes you wonder what would happen lmao.

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Postby CJD » Tue Jul 26, 2011 12:33 pm

View Original PostMandarinOrange wrote:my cute little Asuka figure.


I'd have to buy one, but same. Also, I'd wear a helmet and a cup just in case.

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Postby EVA Unit 01 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 2:20 pm

I'm a huge Asuka fan too. If I know if I threw her in there, she'd probably come out and kick my ass. If you tossed Sachiel amd Eva unit 01 in there, open it uo, you find them fighting lol

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Postby Tankred » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:45 pm

This reminds of the thread on /m/ today about putting a RGM-79 GM in the magic cupboard...

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Postby tehprognoob » Tue Jul 26, 2011 3:50 pm

those 1-1 scale anime character pillow things. Get one of Asuka and one of Rei, put them in a cupboard.
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Postby CJD » Tue Jul 26, 2011 4:59 pm

View Original Posttehprognoob wrote:those 1-1 scale anime character pillow things. Get one of Asuka and one of Rei, put them in a cupboard.
Hellz yes!


Skip Rei imo, who needs her when you have Asuka all to yourself.

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Postby SAWgunner » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:31 pm

Yeah, sentient fabric head cushion. Sexy.
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Postby TehDonutKing » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:33 pm

What about a Rei sex doll?
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Postby Stryker » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:46 pm

View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:What about a Rei sex doll?



...Yay!
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Postby Tankred » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:42 pm

View Original PostTehDonutKing wrote:What about a Rei sex doll?


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Postby tehprognoob » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:07 pm

View Original PostCJD wrote:Skip Rei imo, who needs her when you have Asuka all to yourself.

er....
that is true.
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I kid; Asuka will burn you out. You need Rei to cool you down. Otherwise you'll end up like a burnt out lightbulb, unable to enjoy time with Asuka.

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Postby SecretPerson » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:26 pm

View Original Posttehprognoob wrote:I kid; Asuka will burn you out. You need Rei to cool you down. Otherwise you'll end up like a burnt out lightbulb, unable to enjoy time with Asuka.

But then again, we're talking about self-conscious pillows here. You could lock the Asuka cushion in a cabinet or something whenever you get tired of her (but she would be pretty pissed off afterwards. Oh well).

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Postby CJD » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:53 pm

View Original PostSecretPerson wrote:But then again, we're talking about self-conscious pillows here. You could lock the Asuka cushion in a cabinet or something whenever you get tired of her (but she would be pretty pissed off afterwards. Oh well).


Inconceivable.

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Postby Stryker » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:59 pm

What CJD said. Good luck locking an Asuka pillow in the cupboard, let alone Asuka.
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Postby EVA Unit 01 » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:15 pm

Wear her out and then when she's sleeping, lock her in there. I mean, the next time you unlock the cupboard, you'd have to be wearing armor is all lmao
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Postby SecretPerson » Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:21 pm

View Original PostCJD wrote:Inconceivable.

Yeah, I suppose you have a point there.

View Original PostStryker wrote:Good luck locking an Asuka pillow in the cupboard, let alone Asuka.

Of course no one would be able to lock Normal!Asuka anywhere, but would Pillow!Asuka really be that dangerous? :uhh:

(I just got the mental picture of a very angry pillow bouncing around and trying to crush you. That would be a sight.)


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