[News] News Thread - NO POLITICS 2011

AchtungAffen · Postby **AchtungAffen** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:04 pm

The gorilla sweater always creeps up from the shirt's collar. Can't hide that...

Postby **BobBQ** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 12:54 pm

Mr. Tines wrote:But Batman is by the Distinguished Competition.

There's so much corporate incest between the two that I frankly doubt it matters any more.

KnightmareX13 · Postby **KnightmareX13** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 3:53 pm

Theatre forced to change costume or violate the Geneva convention

any bets on how long it will take hackers to hack into apples new software?
and good news for your spam box, the global level of spam is dropping

TehDonutKing · Postby **TehDonutKing** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:27 pm

I can't believe no one has mentioned the birds.

Tankred · Postby **Tankred** » Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:02 pm

TehDonutKing wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned the birds.

you mean this?

When stuff like this happens I facepalm.

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 · Postby **THE Hal E. Burton 9000** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:37 pm

TehDonutKing wrote:I can't believe no one has mentioned the birds.

it's maybe because the stories are a consequence of the 24-hr. news cycle coupled with a lack of context/perspective and understanding of biology by mainstream media reporters

there are other reasons IMO, but I will not divulge them in this public forum due to the mood of a certain Capitán

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TehDonutKing · Postby **TehDonutKing** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:06 pm

I think I understand.

Postby **NemZ** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:18 pm

I wonder if the magnetic pole swap is getting closer, perhaps leaving momentary localized windows for unfiltered radiation to sneak in and kill a bunch of stuff without a trace.

TehDonutKing · Postby **TehDonutKing** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:20 am

And the Ice Age might as well resume, too.

What the [placeeveryonethinksisintheBibleeventhoughitisn't] is taking our planet so long?

Tankred · Postby **Tankred** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 7:12 am

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 wrote:it's maybe because the stories are a consequence of the 24-hr. news cycle coupled with a lack of context/perspective and understanding of biology by mainstream media reporters

Interesting....very interesting!

THE Hal E. Burton 9000 · Postby **THE Hal E. Burton 9000** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 10:41 pm

NemZ wrote:I wonder if the magnetic pole swap is getting closer, perhaps leaving momentary localized windows for unfiltered radiation to sneak in and kill a bunch of stuff without a trace.

that is one theory that's floated around as the cause, and that the Mayan doomsday shall be THE climactic moment such a thing happens

I do not think so, but I am thinking of ways of making bank off of this phenom considering I missed out on cashing in on Y2K

Tankred · Postby **Tankred** » Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:16 pm

Seems like some birds also died from alcohol poisioning.

Piracy sites attract billions of visits.

Saudi Arabia thinks birds are 'spying' on them.

Postby **Mr. Tines** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:55 am

The URL says it all, really

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/arts/music/faggot-lyric-disqualifies-dire-straits-hit-from-canadian-radio-play/article1868052/

IrkenEvangelion · Postby **IrkenEvangelion** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 3:24 am

That's my favorite Dire Straits song!! I guess it won't be long before it happens here though, I guess. People need to learn to suck it up. It's like have they never even been on the internet a day in their lives before?

A commenter wrote:Golly gee whiz! What do you think they would say about Jayne County's "If You Dont Wan't To F*** Me Baby Then F*** Off"? Just wondering.

Tankred · Postby **Tankred** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 10:48 am

Ugh, political correctness! :angry!!:

Postby **Dr. Nick** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:47 pm

I'm trying to think of something witty to say here, but I can't come up with anything.

http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/devils-playground-presents-anime-babes-32279673/

Note: partially NSFW.

KnightmareX13 · Postby **KnightmareX13** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:01 pm

Italian man sneezes out bullet

Tankred · Postby **Tankred** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:07 pm

Pirates are gonna get lasered.

KnightmareX13 · Postby **KnightmareX13** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:10 pm

Tankred wrote:Pirates are gonna get lasered.

Doesn't the Geneva convention outlaw the use of lasers for blinding troops?

Tankred · Postby **Tankred** » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:19 pm

KnightmareX13 wrote:Doesn't the Geneva convention outlaw the use of lasers for blinding troops?

Probably, but these are pirates, and these lasers are supposedly only gonna temporarily blind them.

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