Hot Wheels: Live Action Movie

[Guyver Spawn]

Legendary Pictures (Superman Returns, 300, The Dark Knight, Inception) is now developing an dark Hot Wheels live action movie! ‎Fast Five is the second highest grossing movie of the year which is why that they are doing this.

http://screenrant.com/hot-wheels-movie-fast-and-furious-five-schrad-120021/

First Monopoly into a movie and now this. I can't wait for a Pong live action movie.

[Shogo-Kun]

Hell, that's nothing! I'm gonna try and develop a Hungry Hungry Hippos movie when I become a director!

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

Legendary Pictures (Superman Returns, 300, The Dark Knight, Inception) is now developing an dark Hot Wheels live action movie! ‎Fast Five is the second highest grossing movie of the year which is why that they are doing this.

Fast Five is the second highest grossing movie of the year which is why that they are doing this.

Fast Five is the second highest grossing movie of the year

Fast Five is the second highest grossing movie of the year

I feel like the Cinema Snob right now, "Wait - THE FUCK?!", or some stereotypically elitist film critic

that movie DID NOT deserve a sequel, AT ALL, let alone 4

I know this year has been kind of rough and I am nowhere close to a film snob, but Goddamn, really?! WTF is popular taste coming to?

we are so close to Ow! My Balls, I may as well go to Siberia in the summer and the Sahara in the winter for the rest of my existence with a lifetime supply of food, water, women, and weapons and wait for Rome to fall again

God, Jesus, Allah, Shiva and Buddah be with you Christopher Nolan and your genuine talent, may you save us from the barbarian hoards and their neo-feudal corporate lords and not flame out like Michael Cimino or John Singleton did

if Michael Bay gets anywhere near this, I swear...

[child of Lilith]

It's rather sad this might very well be a hit.

[FreakyFilmFan4ever]

Hot Wheels live action movie!

I saw it. I found it to be just eye-candy with lame jokes aimed for an otherwise disinterested young viewership.

EDIT: Oh, wait. We're NOT talking about Speed Racer? Haha! Whoops. [/sarcasm]

[Merridian]

^the weird Speed Racer movie had its moments. It's just that nobody cares about Speed Racer in the first place.

I'm just waiting for Redline to finally be released. I think I read that it's now due for Fall, but I'm not sure which release he was referring to.

[Bomby von Bombsville]

This has nothing on upcoming blockbuster, The Incredible Crash Dummies: Ultimate Threat of Extinction. The beloved dummies drive around the rough streets of Los Angeles at night, crashing into various drug dealers and pimps while testing out dangerous SUVs and stretch Cadillacs. Until one night, an evil doctor (played by Paul Giamatti) concocts a synthetic cocaine that gives not only the energy burst of regular cocaine, but infects them with the desire to destroy the Golden Gate Bridge, which as you all know, is in Los Angeles. Aided by the sexy Megan Fox as some chick in a revealing tank-top, the Dummies must stop Giamatti, the drug addicts, and Taylor Swift to save Los Angeles, California, and the rest of the world. Will they accidentally crash into innocent civilians? Do the cocaine addicts have superhuman strength? Will they be able to withstand Taylor Swift's crappy music? Can they save the bridge fast enough to get home in time for reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond? Only time will tell...

Directed by Kenneth Branagh.

[Shogo-Kun]

^That... actually sounds pretty awesome! When can I start shooting?

[THE Hal E. Burton 9000]

well, Paul Giamatti does elevate anything he is in... [/sarcasm]

[Trajan]

Someone tell the producers I watch TV to see commercials.

[Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion]

I am totally seeing this.

WTF is popular taste coming to?

Nothing whatsoever, you're just whiny and need to learn that people want entertainment when watching movies, not art junk.

we are so close to Ow! My Balls

That would be a decent comedy.

Michael Cimino or John Singleton

Who?