Evangelion Mother's Day Cards

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Evangelion Mother's Day Cards

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Postby Number 44 » Sun May 08, 2011 10:29 am

Idea!

Few things say "Mom" more than Eva! So why not celebrate by posting some Evangelion themed mothers day cards.

So if you have photoshop, and talent(I lack both), why not share your creations!
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Postby Xard » Sun May 08, 2011 10:42 am

Eva is filled with horrible parents, they deserve no cards
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard!
And don't forget to wear the Ran mask.
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Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

Nice, Xard. That's nice.

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Postby Kendrix » Sun May 08, 2011 11:07 am

Shinji: *stands in the EVA Cage with a bunch of flowers and a card* Uhm... these are for you, mom. Thanks for saving me from those Angels. *wonders if he's suposed to throw the presents into the coolant or stuff them into the EVA's hand*

*the absense on a bunch of flowers and a card in the MAGIs proximity is directly responsible for the lack of self destruction in EoE*
*then Again, who'd give a card to an ax crazy yandere psychopath who strangles kindergarteners for fun*

*hilarity ensues when Rei didn't get that this day was for female parents only and gives the closest thing she has to a parent figure (= Gendo) a flower*

*This is probably a queit, depressing Day in Tokyo 3 since everyone has mommy issues*
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Postby Shogo-Kun » Sun May 08, 2011 12:07 pm

@Kendrix: EVA-01: Thank you, Shinji...
NGE was a damned good anime
EoE was an anime masterpiece
And Rebuild is nothing short of epic
Long live the EVAs!!

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Postby Reichu » Sun May 08, 2011 1:16 pm

You're my doll, so you should do what I say!

......Just kidding!

Happy Mother's Day!

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Postby Kendrix » Sun May 08, 2011 3:15 pm

XD

Also, this:
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Postby Trajan » Sun May 08, 2011 3:20 pm

I went into this thread expecting something horrific or repulsive or nauseating or psychologically sickening.

Still no seeing what I'm looking for. You people have lost your touch. Disturb me dammit.
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Postby Tankred » Sun May 08, 2011 3:39 pm

I think celebrating mother's day in say, Shinji's class has the same effect as shouting 'Happy mother's day!' in an orphanage...

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Postby Combs » Mon May 09, 2011 12:01 am

so Shinji what are you getting your mom for mothers da-

MY MOM IS DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD
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Postby Reichu » Mon May 09, 2011 12:06 am

View Original PostTrajan wrote:I went into this thread expecting something horrific or repulsive or nauseating or psychologically sickening.

If that's all, you should just ask me to flash some pages from my sketchbooks at you.

Kendrix: That picture is adorable. I feel the tough, prickly kernel of my being melt into WAFFy mush...

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Postby Kendrix » Mon May 09, 2011 7:05 am

View Original PostReichu wrote:Kendrix: That picture is adorable. I feel the tough, prickly kernel of my being melt into WAFFy mush...


It is, surprisingly, from that board, and originally from some guy on deviantart.
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Postby Reichu » Mon May 09, 2011 7:54 am

Not really surprising, actually. Most Eva pics eventually end up filtering through THAT BOARD, and most of the posted fan-arts originate from pixiv or dA (if not artists' personal sites accessible from those places).

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Postby rhfxz1s » Mon May 09, 2011 8:35 pm

View Original PostXard wrote:Eva is filled with horrible parents, they deserve no cards

This has probably been discussed to death somewhere else, but I think Yui was a good parent given the circumstances she was under. She deserves a mother's day card, at least.

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Postby Sachi » Mon May 09, 2011 8:38 pm

View Original Postrhfxz1s wrote:This has probably been discussed to death somewhere else, but I think Yui was a good parent given the circumstances she was under. She deserves a mother's day card, at least.

I might as well leave these here before a tangent starts:

http://forum.evageeks.org/viewtopic.php?t=6262
http://forum.evageeks.org/viewtopic.php?t=703 <--- Ancient thread
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Postby Kendrix » Tue May 10, 2011 7:04 am

That Yui, a warm, shiny source of comfort spelling out the positive messages of the show once in a while is by many seen as a villainess on SEELE's level just shows how ppl lose sight of the actual story and focus too much on "technicalities"/mechanics of stuff left intentionally vague/only adressed by supplementary material.
Once they have assigned a "meaning" to each and everything, they start talking about the metaphors and not about the actual literal happenings.
also, whatever is said in the actual show apparently has to mean the opposite.
Ppl theorize a lot about, uh, the stuff revealed in the CI, but hardly anyone tries to fill the holes in, let's say, Shinji's backstory that is left very vague at times (considering he's the protagonist) and much more integral to the story and its lessons.
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Postby Alastor » Tue May 10, 2011 3:05 pm

View Original PostReichu wrote:Kendrix: That picture is adorable. I feel the tough, prickly kernel of my being melt into WAFFy mush...

...Should we fear WAFFy yet disturbing art from you now?
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Postby Kendrix » Tue May 10, 2011 3:32 pm

View Original PostAlastor wrote:...Should we fear WAFFy yet disturbing art from you now?


If someone can produce something like that, it's Reichu.

Or Anno.
Maybe you didn't notice (I didn't until someone pointed it out), but as EVA 01 merges with the GNR in Rebuild, you see a waterflea-like vascular system with a realistically heart appear inside EVa 01, as if it had become transparent. Rei's head is moving towards the heart/that's the point were they're merging together, NOT the core.
Now, it would be very cute and romantic that Rei is sort of melting into Shinji's heart, if that blood vessel thing didn't look so FREAKIN CREEPY.
WAFFy disturbing.
Oh Fuck, now I've given them inspiration :shinchair:
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Postby Reichu » Tue May 10, 2011 3:55 pm

I did some sketches elaborating on the "Rei-tumor molesting Eva-01" thing, but I don't think the other staff would like it if I posted those. I guess I could do something with the "heart" angle that would be SFW, but the question is... do you really WANT me to? :3

And, yes, I have done WAFFy things that might be interpreted as disturbing. Relevant to this thread, even! -- well, if unarmored versions of the Evas toting infant-Eva-things could be considered relevant. None of those are uploaded right now, so have this comforting tribute to motherhood instead. (The angry 4-eyed bitch is... guess... and the one getting throttled is the bitch's beloved offspring, an ACC of mine.)

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Postby Kendrix » Tue May 10, 2011 4:03 pm

Dun really get that one, but XD I... I think the actual thing in the show traumatized me enough. But thanks for the offer XD
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