Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:28 am
Eva Yojimbo wrote:My pants are to me what Samson's hair was to him. That's why I can't post in the nude and I lose 100 IQ points when I masturbate.
You literally own genius pants, and yet somehow haven't mastered the art of masturbating with your pants on?
Oh, Jimbo, you are pathetic.
I'm glad you're gone. Never come back.
"Now, from Nature we obtain abundant information about ourselves, and precious little about others. About the woman you clasp in your arms, can you say with certainty that she does not feign pleasure? About the woman you mistreat, are you quite sure that from abuse she does not derive some obscure and lascivious satisfaction? Let us confine ourselves to simple evidence: through thoughtfulness, gentleness, concern for the feelings of others we saddle our own pleasure with restrictions, and make this sacrifice to obtain a doubtful result." -The Divine Marquis
"I agree Hans, but we have talked about those anal fisting analogies." -Werner Herzog