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Postby Guilt & Innocence » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:22 am

[I adjusted the topic title for pedantic accuracy, since references to vaginae tend to involve ones to female reproductive anatomy in general. -Reichu]

Got the idea from FreakyFilmFan4ever in the your favorite phallus topic.

I got none, but I bet reichu will be able to make our minds more scarred...
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Postby Xard » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:32 am

Lilith's Forehead Third Eye/Vagina HANDS DOWN
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Postby BornIn1142 » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:32 am

It was just a matter of time, I suppose.

Lillith's third eye is the clear victor for me. But in general, I just prefer phalluses to yonis. What does that say about me?
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Postby Guilt & Innocence » Sat Mar 26, 2011 10:37 am

View Original PostBornIn1142 wrote:It was just a matter of time, I suppose.

Lillith's third eye is the clear victor for me. But in general, I just prefer phalluses to yonis. What does that say about me?


You like....Phallic Images?
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Postby AshPhoenix » Sat Mar 26, 2011 11:38 am

View Original PostXard wrote:Lilith's Forehead Third Eye/Vagina HANDS DOWN

Yup.

BornIn1142 wrote:But in general, I just prefer phalluses to yonis. What does that say about me?

That Muggy will be on your case about hot steamy mansex. :nyao:

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Postby InstrumentalityOne » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:16 pm

The GeoFront/Terminal Dogma, duh.

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Postby Rei Makes You Go Splat » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:27 pm

The division of Israfel. Am I the only one who noticed this?
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Postby AshPhoenix » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:31 pm

View Original PostRei Makes You Go Splat wrote:The division of Israfel. Am I the only one who noticed this?

No, I noticed it too, it's just that it wasn't disturbing enough to be my favorite. :toothy:
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Postby Mr. Tines » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:47 pm

View Original PostRei Makes You Go Splat wrote:The division of Israfel.
But that was just a gaping axe wound...

Oh, wait...
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Postby gatotsu911 » Sat Mar 26, 2011 12:50 pm

Giant Forehead Vagina. No contest.
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Postby juaxoo » Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:13 pm

i thought that was just a vagina on lilth's head and not a third eye

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Postby Xard » Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:14 pm

View Original Postjuaxoo wrote:i thought that was just a vagina on lilth's head and not a third eye


...how can you miss the eye?
ran1: Oh gosh this sentence gave me an internet boner. You're so tsundere.
Mugwump: Goddamn it, Xard! Take me in your arms, you magnificent sex god bastard!
And don't forget to wear the Ran mask.
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Gob Hobblin: Sanctimonious, subtly racist, vaguely misogynist, somehow says something while at the same time saying...nothing, really, at all....

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Postby tomrule123 » Sat Mar 26, 2011 1:58 pm

Definitely the vagina forehead... unless Robot-fanatic Reichu has something bigger than this.

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Postby BiQ » Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:09 pm

I'd say Lilith's vaginal forehead too, but for the sake of bringing something new to the plate, I'm gonna say "Volcano" instead.

I'm pretty sure I've seen it mentioned in this context before on these very boards.

Also, Unit-01 core(?) fusing with Lance of Longinus bears mentioning too.

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Postby tomrule123 » Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:11 pm

View Original PostBiQ wrote:Also, Unit-01 core(?) fusing with Lance of Longinus bears mentioning too.


Of Course! That represents- whoops, going too deep. Though this will be my second favorite!

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Postby toe mash » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:12 pm

Reference? Eh?

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How is this just a "reference"? Damn thing has a clit and everything. Even TDSA would recognize that as a beaver

I'd say my favorite reference is Shinji, seeing as he's basically a walking vagina.

Or maybe that odd shot of NERV's HQ where it vaguely looks like a vagina. I don't remember from what episode it was but I do remember it being mentioned on EGF before. (not that this is an absolute one, but it's actually a bit funny once you think of it that way)

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Postby NemZ » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:35 pm

The geofront as a whole fits very well with the 'hidden garden' strain of vulva euphamisms. It is after all a hidden chamber containing the seed of life as we know it, which must be protected because if the angels reach it, we're fucked.

Or Nerv HQ, for that matter. Notice the great big open pool of water with just the tiny little nub of pyramid sticking out at one corner?
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Postby Reichu » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:49 pm

Kendrix mentioning nuclelingus in the phallus thread reminded me of this.

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Too bad the double ridges on the bottom aren't more prominent. But, damn, that HOOD! Don't you just want to rub it? :devil:

View Original PostNemZ wrote:Or Nerv HQ, for that matter. Notice the great big open pool of water with just the tiny little nub of pyramid sticking out at one corner?

Let us all read into the deep symbolism of Shinji stomping tempestuously on the Clitoris and then plummeting, unconscious, into the Vagina.

View Original Posttoe mash wrote:I'd say my favorite reference is Shinji, seeing as he's basically a walking vagina.

ಠ___ಠ


Also... Here, have Eva-02 rupturing Sahaquiel's hymen. (BTW, if you don't "get it", look past the sliced ATF. LOOK HARDER.)

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Postby Sachi » Sat Mar 26, 2011 4:56 pm

I'm going against the flow here and say the Sandbox scene.
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Postby Allemann » Sat Mar 26, 2011 5:03 pm

Shinji. Definitely, Shinji.


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