What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?
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To anyone who claims to have seen a worse film, I challenge you to sit through this piece of shit directed the inestimable Coleman Francis, the Orson Welles of bad directors, and claim with a straight face that your movie is worse. I fairly confident that even TDSA would find this film terrible. After watching, you'll want to hurt this film but you'll never be able to hurt it the way it hurt you. Also, John Carridine sings the theme song.
To anyone who claims to have seen a worse film, I challenge you to sit through this piece of shit directed the inestimable Coleman Francis, the Orson Welles of bad directors, and claim with a straight face that your movie is worse. I fairly confident that even TDSA would find this film terrible. After watching, you'll want to hurt this film but you'll never be able to hurt it the way it hurt you. Also, John Carridine sings the theme song.
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Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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Not the worst movies just really awful sequels.
Terminator Salvation - Has good action but fails as a terminator film.
Robocop 3 - Love how the British bad guy calls him "the robot cop" instead.
Highlander 2 - There should have only have been 1.
X-Men origins wolverine - I hated this movie! barackapool? wtf.
Rambo 3 - The American hero teams up with al-qaeda to take on the evil commie soviets.
Exorcist 2 - What is this I dont even.....
Son of the Mask - Like all Jim Carrey-less sequels this fails miserably.
I am sure I have seen more just cant think of anymore right now.
Terminator Salvation - Has good action but fails as a terminator film.
Robocop 3 - Love how the British bad guy calls him "the robot cop" instead.
Highlander 2 - There should have only have been 1.
X-Men origins wolverine - I hated this movie! barackapool? wtf.
Rambo 3 - The American hero teams up with al-qaeda to take on the evil commie soviets.
Exorcist 2 - What is this I dont even.....
Son of the Mask - Like all Jim Carrey-less sequels this fails miserably.
I am sure I have seen more just cant think of anymore right now.
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The IMAX scenes and the visual effects are the only redeemable parts of the film... everything else (characters [yes, even Megan Fox's role], writing, story line, consistency] sucks, but it won't make you cringe that much.
What is considered truly cringe-worthy is a film that I had seen to help a friend of mine make an internet review: Yu-Gi-Oh the Movie. And... OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. IT'S ONE OF THE BIGGEST WASTE-TIMERS THAT I HAVE EVER WITNESSED. If you thought Dragonball Evolution was bad, if you thought Batman and Robin was a big mistake, and if you believe that the worst movie that you have seen is the worst thing in existence... they're nothing compared to this. Just what were they thinking?!?! The characters, the acting, the writing, the story... just. plain. obnoxious. ... did I mention that I don't watch the show itself? Raises the confusion by a long shot, but I was NOT prepared for this... heinous infestation! I won't pity those that liked this film, because... HOW CAN ANYONE LIKED THIS MOVIE?! The friend of mine that was a fan of the show (has the cards and whatnot) hates the film. If the movie never gave respect to the show itself... well, clearly I'm f**ked.
What makes this a bigger pain is the fact that I have to edit my friend's review by seeing the film, matching the clips with what he's talking about... that's right, possibly going though the entire film a few times for providing a few terrible moments of the film.
And before asking: who is this reviewer you mention? He's the Hollow Critic, part of MajinVegetaJT and he posted his review of DragonBall Evolution, which I helped (You won't see me in this, nor do I provide credit to myself... but I had edited this review). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGQL1nisogI&list=UUEAXMnPKY0UoZXP5rSZ-eZQ&index=2 Understand that this is his first review, so any mistakes we made... well, that couldn't be helped. Enjoy for what it is.
The next film we're going to review will be the film that I just brought up. (just subscribe to his channel if you like his videos, and you should expect the new film review... soon?)
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Robots and boobs. The principle selling points of more anime than I can count. And of course I watch them anyway because I am a partial corporate whore.
Shin Evangelion brought me back, five long years later.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
Apophenia. Noun. The tendency to perceive a connection or meaningful pattern between unrelated or random things.
They called me the Quentin Tarantino of hentai.
The difference between a blow-up doll and a dakimakura.
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I usually give video game movie adaptations the benefit of the doubt but the one i absolutely can't stand no matter how many times i watch is Tekken. I feel like they absolutely missed the point with it being too gritty and the inaccurate hairstyles of some of the characters (in particular Kazuya and the hideous Heihachi wannabe do).
Holy Crap I totally forgot about Birdemic: Shock and Terror . It really is a horrible film that has
a 1.8 on IMBD. I think it is on Youtube if anyone wants to watch it but be warned it's BAD!!
a 1.8 on IMBD. I think it is on Youtube if anyone wants to watch it but be warned it's BAD!!
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There are many
I'm not going list crappy old movies and independent crap like “the room” because they're largely not responsibly for being crappy. Instead I'm going to enumerate movies that were bad despite, or because of the huge audience they had:
That were some hours I would have spend better hitting my head repeatedly against a massive brick wall.
I'm not going list crappy old movies and independent crap like “the room” because they're largely not responsibly for being crappy. Instead I'm going to enumerate movies that were bad despite, or because of the huge audience they had:
- *The Dark Knight Rises (Really disappointing after the great prequel)
*Elysium (I guess I don't have to say anything here)
*Hangover 1-3 (I guess I don't have to say anything here either)
*Knight and Day (Horrible across the board)
*Highlander 2 (all that can be said was already said )
*Every movie by marvel (f*ck me, right ?)
*Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
*Nearly every sequel to a "classical" movie (die hard 3-5, terminator 3-4, robocop 2-4, etc.
*Every sequel to disney movies
That were some hours I would have spend better hitting my head repeatedly against a massive brick wall.
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I really like Robocop 2
Of course, I don´t know how much my nostalgia is affecting my judgement of that movie.
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