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What's the Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

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Postby Guyver Spawn » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:05 pm

I try to search to see if this thread was already made and I found nothing. What are some of the worst films you've seen?

For me it would be (In no order):

Night of the Ghouls (1959)
Manos: the Hands of Fate (1966)
Howard the Duck (1986)
Video Violence 2 (1990)
Highlander II:The Quickening (1991)
Super Mario Bros (1993)
Batman & Robin (1997)
Mortal Kombat Annihilation (1997)
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
Battlefield Earth (2000)
Jason X (2002)
Gigli (2003)
House of Dead (2003)
Frankenfish (2004)
Open Water (2004)
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)
Alone in the Dark (2005)
Haunted Prison (2005)
Son of the Mask (2005)
An Inconvenient Truth (2006)
Ultraviolet (2006)
Alien vs Predator Requiem (2007)
Epic Movie (2007)
10,000 B.C. (2008)
Disater Movie (2008)
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)
The Love Guru (2008)
The Spirit (2008)
Vantage Point (2008)
Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
The Human Centipede (2010)
Skyline (2010)

Out of all of those movies, I would say Alone in the Dark would be the #1 worst movie for me.
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Postby child of Lilith » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:11 pm

I can think of three:

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Diary of the Dead

I'm sure there's more, these are just the ones that spring immediately to mind.
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:14 pm

Unwatchable:

-The Count of De Monte Crysto (late 90s early 00s version)
-Dead Poet Society (90s version with Robin Williams)
-Saving Private Ryan
-Alone in The Dark 2 (yes this movie does exist)
-Scratch (sequel to Revenge of The Rats)
-Shawshank Redemption

0/10s:

-Derailed
-Tintorera
-Day of The Dead 2: Contagium (I truly dare ANY zombie fan to actually watch this from beginning to end! Chances are you won't)
-Razorteeth
-Centipede!
-East of Eden
-Alien vs. Hunter
-Wes Craven's New Nightmare
-The Birds

1/10s:

-I Walked With A Zombie (40s version)
-War of The Worlds (53 and Tom Cruise version)
-Dogora
-Kingdom of The Spiders
-C.H.U.D.
-Congo
-The Bone Snatcher
-Spider Man 1 and 2
-Species: The Awakening

2/10s:

-Creepshow
-Parasite (03 version)
-Atomic Twister
-Gryphon
-Boa vs. Python
-Dinocroc vs. Supergator
-Alien Apocalypse
-Cry of The Banshee (the one with Vincent Price)
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Postby MugwumpHasNoLiver » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:18 pm

Joe Dirt. I saw it when I was a boy, and I just remember it being the single most disgusting piece of shit that I've ever seen in my life. No other film has been nearly as persistent an attack on my senses and taste. Simply vile, and part of me still harbours such feelings of resentment towards it, that I want to see every copy of the film burned in a massive pyre, then doused in urine.
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Postby Merridian » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:25 pm

Begotten (1990)
Highlander 2 (1991)
Double Impact (1991)
The Crow (1994)
Iron Monkey 2 (1996) (why, Donnie?)
Mortal Combat 2 (1997)
The Spirit (2008)

These are usually the ones I think of when I think "bottom of the barrel".



also,
Last Year At Marienbad (1961)

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Postby gatotsu911 » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:27 pm

Meet The Spartans, by a long shot. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous. Good god.
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Postby Uriel Septim VII » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:29 pm

View Original PostMerridian wrote:also,
Last Year At Marienbad (1961)


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Postby drinian » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:59 pm

What, no Plan 9 from Outer Space?
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Postby backseatjesus » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:08 pm

The Room
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Yeah, it may be an overrated bad film, but it's definitely one of the worst films of all time.

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Postby Guyver Spawn » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:17 pm

View Original Postdrinian wrote:What, no Plan 9 from Outer Space?


I have not seen it in years since 2002 on ABC family. I remember it being bad but so funny at the same time. I rather Plan 9 over "Battlefield Earth" (2000) or anything from Uwe Boll.
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:25 pm

View Original Postdrinian wrote:What, no Plan 9 from Outer Space?

That's more along the lines of "so bad it's good", which was because it was so bad. But I guess people are listing the films they found completely unpleasant to watch based on their own preference and not on any technical merit. That's the only way to explain TDSA's typical post.

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Postby EvangelionFan » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:31 pm

From my score list(s) from the last couple of years, I've seen no films I completely did not like. If we're counting films I found it hard to like in any fashion and/or was highly unsatisfied with, I'd include Fantastic Four 2, the Star Wars: The Clone Wars film, Underworld, Transformers 2 and that Sherlock Holmes adaptation. Oh, and all of the films I saw in Mystery Science Theatre 3000 were exquisitely terrible - but the commentary was a pleasant distraction.

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View Original PostTwin Drive Sigma Aquarion wrote:-Dead Poet Society (90s version with Robin Williams)
-Saving Private Ryan
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-Spider Man 1 and 2


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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:33 pm

:crazytwirl:

Because they're awful, otherwise I wouldn't mention them.

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Postby symbv » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:41 pm

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:That's more along the lines of "so bad it's good", which was because it was so bad. But I guess people are listing the films they found completely unpleasant to watch based on their own preference and not on any technical merit. That's the only way to explain TDSA's typical post.


I have seen a bunch of bad movies in my life, but most are forgettable trash. The ones that can be called worst (for me) has to be either 1) it is so bad that I could not forget it -- and forever in my life I rue not so much the time I wasted watching the movie but the fact that the scenes that entered my brain after watching that movie could not be removed from my memory or 2) it has technical merits or directing merits, but is extremely unpleasant to watch and also left such a strong impression in my mind that I would rather not possess.

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Postby Sachi » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:45 pm

View Original PostTwin Drive Sigma Aquarion wrote:Because they're awful, otherwise I wouldn't mention them.

How are the first two Spider-Man movies on your list, but not the third one?
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Postby Twin Drive Sigma Aquarion » Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:46 pm

The third one cut out a ton of the romance junk.

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Postby TaintedHero » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:01 pm

Burn After Reading
Bruno (I walked out of the theater the moment I saw a singing penis.)
Anything with Jack Black(But thats my opinion)
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Postby FreakyFilmFan4ever » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:17 pm

View Original PostTwin Drive Sigma Aquarion wrote:The third one cut out a ton of the romance junk.

Really? I saw the third has having more of that "romantic junk" than the first 2 films, seeing as how there's this whole love triangle thing going on between Peter, Harry, and Mary Jane and it actually took up more of the plot and time duration than any of it did in the previous two films. Though, Peter Parker dancing may have overshadowed any love triangle story within that film.

So you're love of S3 can't be because of the lack of "romantic junk"......

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Postby EvangelionFan » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:26 pm

View Original PostFreakyFilmFan4ever wrote:Really? I saw the third has having more of that "romantic junk" than the first 2 films


I'd agree with that statement with the exception that the romance in the first two films was enjoyable, whereas the romance in the third was tiring.

I'm more interested to why hear TDSA believes Dead Poets Society and Saving Private Ryan are unwatchable, as I am quite fond of the former and I found the latter to be overrated but still decent.
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Postby violaine » Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:28 pm

View Original PostGuyver Spawn wrote:Super Mario Bros (1993)

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